Step 6

The morning of the new day began as usual, with morning meal, food, and a few hours of swearing. And all because of the forum, or rather because of the registration, for the third hour I have been trying, and nothing.

And I stuck at the very first step, coming up with a nickname, like what the problem, write something random and use it, but, there is one big "but". This nickname will essentially become my true name, by it I will be known to all the other players and higher entities, so that the choice must be taken responsibly.

If the nickname given by the villagers gave away a kinship with demons, it's scary to imagine how this nickname would affect and what it would yield.

So I've been struggling for hours, trying to find something suitable. The first problem was that you can not use proper names, and therefore, Sephiroth_007, which I used in the past life, fell away immediately.

After the first hour, I swore, after the second, started banging my head against the wall and swearing, did not help, by the end of the third hour, started howling, even the Gamer's mind was no longer saving. Everything I liked or sounded cool was already taken.

- Just register something - to my deepest regret my scream was heard by the system.

*Request accepted.

*The request is being processed...

Well now, I'm registered on the forum and have access to the auction and the store, just like the rest of the users. Yes, with the likes of the Eater of Worlds, the Great Lord, and me, the Unknown Crap.

It was difficult to describe in words the feelings I had for the system after the automatic registration, but I tried to describe them, in words, though only in obscene terms.

After a couple of hours spent in a place that has become so close and dear to me, indulging in philosophical musings, and looking through the forum, the auction, and the store at the same time. I came to the conclusion that all is not so bad, I am not the only one who has such a peculiar nickname, one look at which I want to laugh, I would also laugh if I did not want to cry.

In order not to be laughed at, I need to auction off something cool and rare, or do something epic, and then describe it on the forum. The system monitors the accuracy of the information, so everything described there is pure truth.

Until I've done something epic, I won't appear on the forum; it won't do any good anyway, who wants to get serious with Unknown Crap? But if I post something "epic", there won't be any questions.

For example, there is one person here that I stumbled upon by accident while researching the auction. So, this auction has just about everything, you can find everything from divine level stuff to panties of very famous personalities.

And on this original with the nickname The Great Pervert, I came across when I got a little confused in the search filter, forgot to remove the category of divine, and entered in the search engine panties.

And this is so, out of pure curiosity, I'm not going to buy any of this, yes, that's right. Here's a search engine and came up on my query panties divine level. I saw it, and when I read the description and the stats, I just f*cked.

The vendor was the Great Pervert. And no one thought to laugh or joke about his nickname; someone who got Hela's thongs, and is still alive, deserves respect.

It is true everyone was curious how he got this element of the goddess outfit, but the seller to all questions, just sent everyone to Hela.

There were no idiots to find out from the source(Hela), but there was a lot of speculation. The amount, by the way, was quite decent, there were still two weeks before the end of the bidding, and the amount had already exceeded one million two hundred thousand SC.

In addition to looking at different "outfits", I read tips for beginners in the forum. Here is a treasure trove of useful and necessary information, and most importantly, all in brief and to the point.

So for example on the account of the local currency, SC or soul crystal, fall from the reasonable inhabitants of the worlds, as well as there is, CE or crystal essence, such fall from the mobs of the illusory barriers, and unintelligent creatures. The main currency was SC's, and for CE's sold or bought various small items and consumables.

Various equipment and weapons, this is not all that was on display, it was also possible to buy skills and abilities from other worlds.

For example, if you live in the "Potter" world and you want to get a Zanpacuto, there's nothing easier - save up some SCs and buy it. The only thing is that the more foreign ability the buyer's world is, the higher the extra tax. But there is no tax between worlds of the same fandom.

When I looked at what was on offer from the worlds of Naruto, I almost choked up. There was everything you could dream of: scrolls with techniques from rank E to rank S, forbidden techniques, dojutsu, artifacts, mutagens for grafting an improved genome, samples of various improved genomes, collages of erotic photos, panties.

I'd have to check out the photo section, just out of scientific interest, just to keep up to date. What can I say, the assortment is great, well having pictures of Tsunade, Terumi Mei, Anko Mitarashi, I can understand where, but how they managed to get pictures of Kaguya is the big question.

But even having pictures of Kaguya didn't surprise me as much as having pictures of Orochimaru. It's not surprising that there are pictures of male players, there are plenty of female players. I was surprised by the unhealthy hype for them, along with the pics of Itachi.

I'm not sure how much of an "original" Orochimaru is, but if you think about it, he can lengthen his tongue and other parts of his body as well. He has a lot of other talents.

Afterwards I looked through the sections with the scrolls of techniques and dojutsu, there was a large selection, especially a wide assortment on the Sharingan, starting with eyes with one tomoe, ending with the Eternal Mangekyo, there was also Byakugan, Rinnegan only in a single copy, and many more unknown to me.

The prices, of course, were not insignificant, so I'm out of business for now. I only have one SC, and I don't expect to be able to get a lot of it anytime soon.

But first of all I need to figure out what to do with the moon, this debuff will soon put me in the toilet. I think Dragon Ball had techniques for destroying the moon, I'll have to look into that.

In one fell swoop I get rid of the cause of the debuff and Tobi with the plan, yes I'm a genius, I need to write down so I do not forget such a good idea.

I also decided not to stack characteristic points, but to distribute them. Almost everything was put into the body structure.So what does it give only a visual effect and characteristics do not affect, not being a dwarf is also very useful, and Naruto did not differ high growth, no then he stretched out, but before that still to live and live.

So I invested ten points in height, so that when I graduate from the academy I'll be half a head taller than Sasuke, not shorter than in canon. I also tightened my muscles and abs.While I was adjusting, I remembered a joke that a friend had told me:

Sakura asks - Hinata, why do you like Naruto? Because Sasuke is the most beautiful and smartest...

And everyone thinks he's the best!

Hinata blushes and replies - How would you know, Sakura? You don't have a byakugan...

So I threw in a few more points for the future.It's unlikely I'll get Orochimaru's techniques.I also found out what the skill points were and why they were needed, and I got upset right away.

As it turns out, it's not so simple with purchased abilities and skills, to activate them you need these same points, and the steeper the skill or ability, the more they are needed.

Give them at every even level of one, they can still get for the quests. For what it is not written, and ask me did not give the remnants of PSOD (personal sense of dignity), and my PSOG (personal sense of greatness) a day as died in terrible agony.

Also found out about the illusionary barriers, they change depending on where they are deployed, if you deploy in the middle of the village, you can get a barrier with a zombie apocalypse or other creatures instead of the locals.

Time inside the barrier flows differently, no matter how much I spent there in the real world will pass one second. More on the forum wrote that if you turn the barrier in a certain place, you can get to another game location, that is, in another world.

The time of stay there is limited from an hour to a day, and there is also a task. It is difficult to find such places. The author of the article wrote that in twelve years, he only managed to find such places three times. And the most frustrating thing - the passes are disposable. But even so, the profit is huge.

More or less sorted everything out, I went to pump up and unlock the most useful basic skills, such as observation and stealth.....