10 Step 5.5
Yes, the system took the request too seriously, because except for the names of enemies in this notebook is impossible to write anything, and since most of the names I do not know, and to those that I know I can not attribute any additional information, so the usefulness of such a notebook is very questionable.
I reached home, put some noodles on the stove, and started counting my remaining finances. I was seriously disappointed with the results: there was almost nothing left of my allowance, and not everything had been bought, and the allowance that I had two weeks to live on had gone entirely to buy food, which would not be enough for two weeks.
And I bought nothing: a two-pound bag of rice, two dozen eggs, a liter of milk, and fifteen packages of noodles.
Noodles, by the way, turned out to be very good, but eating them three times a day, seven days a week, for eight years, is clearly too much.
I think Naruto only ate noodles, not out of a great love for the dish, but out of a lack of choice. Apparently, when faced with the same problem, he just piled on all the noodles as the cheapest, most filling, and long-lasting food, and then gained an addiction to it.
I think if I can't find a way to get normal food, I'll have to go on this diet, too. When I was done eating, I began to research the system.
- Status - and a screen appeared in front of my eyes.
Status:
Name: Naruto Uzumaki
Race: Unknown Evil Crap.
Level: 4 (experience: 400 /1600)
Class: Shinobi Larva
Subclass: - (unlocked at level 100)
HP: 650/5.22 per min.
CP: 780 /6, 2 per min.
CP Biju: 1,000,000 (blocked)
MP: Blocked.
Characteristics:
Strength: 3.
Dexterity: 2
Speed: 1
Stamina: 6
Intelligence: 16
Wisdom: 12
Intuition: 5
Mental Power: 25
Willpower: 12
Charisma: 2
Control: - 150
Chakra: 4
Luck: 1
Body Structure
Free characteristic points: 20
Free Skill Points: 2
Additional Characteristics:
Affinity with elements:
Fire - 0.8%
Wind - 1.3%
Lightning - 0.01%
Earth - 0.01%
Water - 0,01%
Life - 0.05%
Death - 1,1%
Light - 0,001%
Darkness - 0,95%
Order - blocked
Chaos - 0.67%
Achievements: "Little Asshole", "Fumitox".
Active skills:
"Evil Laugh of the Dark Lord" level MAX
"Laugh of the Mad Scientist Vivisector" level MAX
"Face of Shinigami"
"Yaki" level 1
"Meditation" level 1
Passive Skills: Gamer's Body,Gamer's Mind, Regeneration.
Traits: Gamer, Jinchuriki, Demon, Uzumaki Blood.
"Jinchuriki":
Nine-Tailed Fox sealed in your body.
Effect: Chakra Control -100. Local Attitude (faction Konohagakure no Sato) - 3000.
Endurance +3.
Strength +2.
Life +200.
Chakra reserve +500.
Chakra regeneration x2,
Health regeneration x2.
"Demon":
You are considered an incarnation of the demon fox and are called accordingly. But they say "As you name the ship, so shall it sail" and with good reason.
Effects: -2000 reputation with the faction "The dwellers of Konohagakure no Sato".
Neutral relationship with the inhabitants of the dark planes (you are taken as one of their own).
"Uzumaki Blood":
You are a half-blood Uzumaki.
Effect: Stamina +2
HP +150
+200 chakra points
+ 50 health points each level
+2 chakra points each level.
Chakra control -50.
Affinity to Fuin technique.
Reputation:
Konohagakure Dwellers faction, but sato: - 5000 (strong hate)
Aburame Clan faction: - 1000
Personal:
Hiruzen Sarutobi: - 500 (distrust)
Danzo Shimura: - 500 (interest)
Inoichi Yamanaka: - 2000
Orochimaru: 100
What the fuck is this, Unknown Evil Crap? I'm actually human. System glitches again.
- Hey system, I'm a human being, not some "Unknown evil crap". I do not agree, put a normal race.
*In your body is a nine-tailed fox demon, in your head a colony of xenomorph-cockroaches, and you are a spirit from another world that has absorbed the soul of an innocent infant, and whom the inhabitants of the dark plans recognize as their own. Still insisting that you are human?
- Fuuu** - and I can't argue because with all these neighbors and origins I can't be considered human.
I'm not sure why the demons think I'm one of their own, though, maybe because of the fox or because I absorbed Naruto's soul. And how I managed to do that without anyone noticing, I don't know.
It's okay, race isn't the main thing, so it's just some "Unknown evil crap", it could be worse, I guess. Let's keep looking. Level four is pretty good. What's that? Shinobi larva? No, what the hell, why not a chrysalis, which will emerge from the butterfly, or even a caterpillar at the very least. Why a larva? I feel like a maggot in a pile of shit. But it's better not to ask, or else he will justify it.
*Intelligence +1.
Emmm...i'm not happy about this promotion, I should be happy that I became smarter, but I feel like an idiot. All right, let's keep watching. Mm-hmm, that's clear. Oh, the MP is there, and it's blocked, just like Biju's chakra. What does that mean? That if it's blocked, it can be unblocked somehow. That would be cool. In addition to the cool techniques I'll be able to cast spells, I'll be pretty cool. It's just a question of how to unlock it, but we'll figure it out.
Well, well, characteristics. Everything is clear here, control is minus, as expected, luck is one, a little small, but not fatal, I hope. Whoa, body structure. What's that?
Oh, I see, the appearance editor. Corrects the appearance for points, the changes are not instantaneous, but gradual, the harder to change, the longer time and more points are required. But the possibilities are enormous: from changing hair color to growing extra limbs and organs.
I'll deal with that too later, but I'll keep the skill and characteristic points for now.
Affinity with the elements, oh yeah, there's quite a few different ones here, i thought there would be five main ones, and with all but the "Order" there is a affinity, albeit a minor one.
Next are the achievements. I wish my eyes hadn't seen them. Skills, I already know that. Features. Let's see. Well, now I understand where the relationship with demons comes from.
Now all that's left is to see what kind of forum, store, and auction it is. But we'll leave that for tomorrow....
