Chapter 1

Chapter Name : Roque, Is this some kind of shitty joke again?

Mon 16 August 2021

4 : 06 AM

"For the love of life, please shut your goddamn mouths! It's still fucking 4 of morning! shut your fucking mouths and let your damn neighbor's sleep!!!", I shouted off my lungs in annoyance in the not so soundproofed wall as the unstoppable shoutings at the next house slowly stopped.

Dark bags already appeared beneath my eyes, and bloodshot eyes looking as if it wanted to eat someone.

They're always like this every start of the day or near midnight, always shouting like there's no one near their house nor neighbor's to get displeased.

Bunch of shameless people in their flock.

I wait for sometime, not wanting to fell asleep then waking up again from their loud banter. Then I heard a loud banging sound coming from the gate.

Haiz, this old fetalunic geezer...

"What's with your mouth?! We didn't do anything to your family you little prick to make you say vulgar words to us! Such a shameless attitude! like your father's!", a raspy and loud voice shouted outside making me a bit of tense in negative way.

Seems like this old bag of meat wants to get broiled.

I stepped out of the sofa and opened the door, almost running in the gate so I could return the old man's ridiculous comment.

"For your information, Mr. Badger! You and your family always cuss and wuss every night and every day! I can't stand off sleeping hearing THOSE voices of you and whoever you were arguing with singing SHITTY SLUT'S ASS! did you think you're the only one living in the community? fuck yourself if you do old geezer!"

"Ah! Such audacity! did your parent's even teach you showing manners while talking to old ones! No wonder why your mother left you and your father, you two were both immoral!"

"Fuck that morality if you didn't respect everyone besides you, you know what? I don't fucking care what you say, just fucking stop. I REAALLLLLYYYY hate talking to idiots", I spat in annoyance slamming the gate at the mans face before dashing back inside my home, leaving the man sitting in his ass holding his broken nose.

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7 : 29 AM

Okay, now that I calmed down...

I guess I'll introduce myself?

You should call me Darux, even Durax were fine. Last Name were Dela Torre, and lived alone in home. My real name weren't matters, just this one were okay since I plan to change it if I get work and get money. I know that would take a minimum of 38 years if the salary were just of 5 000 each month, much farther if below on that.

Appearance, Just a humble skinny folk with dark spiky hair and Russet Brown eyes. My light brown skin always made a bit of complexion between mullato and real brown skin tones, the ony different to me and other boys in here were my girly pink lips.

I remember the... nevermind, it's not better to know the depth the abyss

Age and Birthday, my age were 16 and birthday : September 01 2004. I know that it's already near, but who cares? other than my father and friends no one would have noticed it.

Antisocial curse, fuck it.

Guess my School Grade~

Grade 10, lol.

Address, just living in Brgy. Tandang Kutyo in Tanay, Rizal. No relative near except those "Dela Torre's" living near that I don't know the hell our relationship were.

Relationship Status, well... It's been already 4 months and 13 days when me and my girlfriend breaked up with a silly thing to happen.

She felt that she was nothing more than pressure to me, and I think that I am not good for her.

It's like, good - for - nothing. Come on just giggle or chuckle or laugh or cackle, it's a pun you know?

Anyways, after that event. I didn't make any move to make her come back to me again, since I felt stupefied knowing her real reason.

Well, she lied to me first, saying that she have cheated onto me.

I felt hurt, as a normal reaction of human being if someone the have given affection suddenly tells them "that".

But instead of saying bullshits like "you bitch! why did you cheat on me?!" or "fuck you and your new boyfriend!", I just say "Okay. Thanks for the memories, I wish you to be happy with him. Say to him that he better keep you (or I'll break his neck), I'll say it as a farewell and goodbye. I love you, goodbye". Of course I didn't add the one inside the parenthesis because that would be a problem, right?

In the shorter meaning, I'm single, but not ready to mingle.

It's boooriiiiinggg~

I just sat up in the couch watching tv news while eating boiled Kamote's*, the sweet taste of luxurious Kamote's invades my taste buds. Kamote were the equal of Sweet Potatoes of English if you didn't know it, Pilipino ako mga Totoy!

As I watch Atom Araulo giving some facts and all about some sort of something I don't know and understand inside the Unang Hirit Studio, Maam Betty (behind him) screamed in high pitch.

I raised one of my eyebrows? Is this a new kind of intro?

Atom Araulo flinched a bit for a moment before speeding up his headlines, and then turned back in the main studio. Maam Susan suddenly speak about a topic which cooped my interest, after getting shocked in it's contents of course.

"So here we are, I will be giving you an emergency headline coming from our President's Spokesperson Harry Roque about some unusual events and phenomenon sighting in various places in Phillippines and probably, this one were Global. Here are Mr. Harry Roque, The Presidential Spokesperson of President Rodrigo Roa Duterte present on line"

An image of the President's Mythical Meme Idol Spokesperson eaten the half of the visuals, meaning he was projected in the other half and the studio in other half.

"Mr. Harry Roque, Mr. Harry Roque. Please answer if you hear me"

"Ah, yes. Yes I can hear you cleary, Maam Susan. Ah, I just want to let everyone that watches Unang Hirit know about the SIGHTING of mysterious vertical giant discs in roads of ***********, the ************, at **********, and lastly or not that much, ***********. The onlookers stated that THE thing just popped out of nowhere, some of them tried to flock around the thing but rather stopped by our police forces nearby one of the disc to prevent accidentsto happen. Other than Police force, the Armies and other Personnel of Military were now deployed to watch and if we could, check what the disc really are"

"We still not know what it is actually, but some said that it is a portal. If someone not know what portal is, It is a state or cutted rift where two unrelated elements or spaces connects and bonds with each other. As the onlooker said."

After he said that, a recording of a man with facemask talking to a soldier with the cameraman or the one with video recording were projected. What he said make me laughed.

"Ah eh, di ko talaga maintindihan yung english pero sasabihin ko nalang. Ano yang bagay na yan ah... ano PORTAL. Tama, ayun portal. alam ko yan kasi nanonood ako ng ano Anime eh, pangarap ko lumusot dyan tapos mapunta sa ibang mundo"

In English (Simplified and Understable) : "Ah eh, I really don't know the english but I will say my guess. That thing were ah... it's a PORTAL. right, a portal. I know that because I watched Anime eh, I dreamed to go there then go in another world"

Hearing that comment I bursted out laughing, this one is ridiculous. Though seeing a damn unusual thing were serious matter, this one is clearly a fucking joke!

Maam Susan hearing the man said raised her eyebrow with a slight smile but didn't say a thing, Arnold chuckled. Roque's projection came back again and then he said.

"I know that this matter were serious but that one were much like kidding, but it's not that. The portal is we concluded what he said as it is, were emitting energy pulse from it. It's as if it were alive, so I advise to not go out or get near at any portals if you saw one right now. We still didn't know what's inside"

A projection showed again, but this time closed up into the "disc", to my surprise the same thought comes to my mind but with different reason.

It is really a portal.

Various types of color dyed with red, black, blue and yellow were waving like sea waves up to down, the spiral motion were just a fluke. the most convincing thing were the electrifying pulse from it, making atleast everyone aways for 5 meters from it.

I remembered those portals from Webnovels and my favorite Manga "Solo Leveling" which were now chapter 159, that was after Sun Jin Woo obliterated Thomas Andre and the Scavengers guild barely walking exceeding his toll and the National Summit were called off because of the accident, Jin Ah on the other hand were with their mother with shocked expression seeing how Sun Jin Woo became like that. America's Hunter Federation made a move since Andre got hurt in the fight saying that it's Sun Jin-Woo's fault. (Spoiler or a Guess?)

I just stopped watching turning the channel into ETC, but one thing really were on my mind.

Roque, is this some kind of shitty joke again?

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A/N : This novel would be a "compensation" for a bit, for the novel "EP : ED" I'm doing. I stopped updating the novel because I'm researching for a great scale, and I will update it later.

Anyways, I'm not an Anti - Roque meme here, just a man that enjoys joking.

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