1 A virgin no more

In a dimly lit room, a young man was looking down at a beautiful woman. His Dick was deep in her pussy as she gave a moan of pleasure with every thrust he made. His name was David, and he couldn't be happier. Today he was finally losing his virginity and to a sexy blonde beauty at that. 

His cock slammed harder and harder into her womb as her slim arms wrapped around his back. "Harder! Harder! Yesyesyesss!" She was moaning louder and louder urging him to slam it in harder hand harder! "GIVE IT TO ME! Rougher ROUGHER!"and just as David was about to cum he heard something strange *DING* "Ultimate Overpowered Sex System has been activated! User please state your nick name" David's eyes opened wide open. Could this all be a recorded prank!? "Wait what the fuck?" he froze in place as he tried looking around. "Why the fuck why did you just FUCKING STOP!!!" Before David even knew it he saw the beautiful blue eyes of the girl looking angrily up at him. He almost answered because you look hotter when you're angry but the confusion in his mind kept him from bantering and instead he made the wise move of asking: "Didn't you hear that other woman speaking?" "What other woman!? Ugh forget it if you have some problem with getting freaky ill find a real man that can rail me properly, without stopping and making excuses." "What did i do?" "GET OUT!"

And so David's first memory of sex was forever ruined by the fact he never got to cum. David was kicking rocks on the side of the road as he walked home under the heavy oppression caused by the bad whether. Or in other words rain. "Fuck that sex system hoax or whatever that Bullshit was! I got soo close so fucking close!!!" "Hello user: Wait what the FUCK would you like to maintain this as your username or would you like to select another one?" David quickly raised his phone as he shouted into It: "FUCK OFF YOU BITCH YOU RUINED MY DAY ENOUGH ALREADY!" Thats not a nice way to treat your system now is it? "Leave I don't want to talk to you hacker lady get out of my phone!". Who said I was in your phone? "yeah right if you weren't in my phone than how did I hear you in her apartments and also over here right now." "Do you really not know what a system is?" "Of cores I do, you've got all kinds of systems there are operating systems like those found in your phone and you've got systems of government or monetary systems that control how money works." "No no no silly human that is not what i am, you see I am a magical being that grants you great power." "Fuck off hacker lady this prank's gone far enough." "No, I'm telling the truth!" "Yeah right." "Then how about you roll your lottery tickets?" "Why would i have a lottery ticket i don't gamble you crazy ass lady." "Fine I'll roll em for you, you stinky douchebag!" "I'm now the douchebag?! And how exactly am I a douchebag, is it because I don't trust a crazy hacker who ruined my day and now refuses to leave me alone while trying to trick my with some lame ass scam about magic and betting?" "Fine I'll roll em right now! lets see if you trust me now."

"Suddenly three wheals popped out in front of David's face. Two were glowing in purple, and one was Silver." "these are your lottery wheals! The purple ones are Mithril wheals while the silver one is a Silver Wheal." "Whoa did the crazy hacker inject me with hallucinogenic drugs or something, was the blonde chick in on it?" "NO YOU STINKY ASS DOUCHEBAG THIS IS NOT AN ILLUSION I AM A SEX SYSTEM DAMMIT WHY CANT YOU LISTEN TO ME AND GET IT INTO YOUR IMPOSSIBLY DENSE BRAIN ALREADY!!!" "Well fuck this is one powerful drug is this what being high is like?" "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING HELL LISTEN TO MEEEE. I don't think I've ever heard a scammer shout so loud in rage before." "FINE ILL IGNORE YOU TOO AND CONTINUE ON WITHOUT YOUR USELESS INPUT. As if I care what a old and ugly hacker hag like you has to say I bet your voice is fake and your as old as a fossil." "NEVER ASK A GIRL HER AGE." "I didn't I just assumed your super old." "WHY AM I EVEN TALKING TO YOU?" "Don't know maybe you can leave already?" "Trust me when I say I would if I could." "So just do so." "CAN YOU EVEN LISTEN??? FUCK IT ILL JUST ROLL EM NOW."

The three wheals started to spin as David tried his hardest to ignore them as he was crossing the street and didn't want to get run over due to hallucinating. "each of these wheals will determine the powers I your system will be able to grant you. Ahu. Are you ignoring me? Maybe. Douchebag... As the first wheal stopped text started to appear.

[LEGENDARY PRIMARY SEX POWER: SEX STRENGTHENING]

The user will gain 1% of his partners strength, Intelligence, stamina, speed, and durability per thrust. This is a naturally evolving power capable of self-growth and evolution without the user needing to actively promote it even though it is recommended.

"You want me to believe that shit plus what's 1% of the strength of a thin girl like that blondie even gonna give me if this power were to be true." ?Douchebag." "Is that all your gonna say?" "HMPH!" "Why don't you just go away then?" "I Cant!" "Whatever a scammer and a liar too..." soon after the second wheal started to slow down until it fully stopped.

[LEGENDARY SECONDARY UTILITY POWER: MENTAL WARPICHER]

All living beings will act differently whenever interacting with the user or anything related to the user. Generally affected beings will often behave like book characters rather than normal human beings.

"I can't believe it another useless so called Legendary power." "You are blind human, far too blind." "Stop calling me a human as if, your not a human." "But I'm not a human." "Yes, you are I'm not falling for your scam." Finally, the sole silver wheal began to slow down. 

[SECONDARY SEX POWER: POUND COUNTER]The user and recall the exact number of times the user has pounded his partner should he choose too. The user will always remember the correct number and will also be able to remember exactly how much force was placed in each thrust a swell as what the angle was used. This is a naturally evolving power capable of self-growth and evolution without the user needing to actively promote it even though it is recommended.

"Even more useless than the last ones. Man I guess with how garbage all these powers are the 1% one is actually is just a tiny bit better than the other two." "Can't you be any less blind don't you understand what great power just fell in your lap?" "Woman I'm a lone man in his 20s who lives alone away from his family and friends' do I look like someone who has cash to spare for scammers like you?" "Hmph. Look I would have thrown this phone away if I had the cash for it I really cant to afford it." "Hmph how many times do I have to say I'm not in your phone!"