Omg! What Is That?! Who Are You?!

Zha Luyu felt like she had been struck by a thunderbolt, her body ached all over. There was darkness everywhere which made her to wonder where she really was.

<[Host died from an overdose of crack made by boyfriend. Host has zero brain cells.]>

"Omg! What is that?! Who are you?!"

<[Ultimate Face Slapping System, here at the service of host]>

"Ultimate face slapping system? What does that even mean?! Are you calling me brain dead?"

<[Host is stupid. Host has option to use Ultimate Face Slapping System or Decline.]>

"I'm losing my mind! What is this thing talking to me? Why am I even replying back?! I'm not dead! I can't be dead!"

<[Host is in denial. Host: Zha Luyu age 21, died from an overdose from boyfriend at 0100. Body awaiting disposal.]>

"Wait! What do you mean by my body is awaiting disposal? Are you saying that I am about to be laid to rest as in buried?!!!!"

<[Affirmative. Host is set for cremation. Host must perform tasks using the Ultimate Face Slapping System. Completion of set task and host gains life points of 160.]>

"I don't understand! How could I have died from an overdose?! I don't do drugs! This is a mistake! A big mistake! I was at home with him and we drank until I passed out! This is crazy!"

<[Host is in denial.]>