Huntress Route Pt. 1
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Man you guys are the silent types aren't you? And I better get a … in response to that so I at least I know you wall flowers are here!
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"A White Russian for Huntress and a Dark and Stormy, hold the Alcohol for you Spirit." I say personally making there drinks for them both since I am rather good at it from all the party's prior to meeting Eros and all other party's afterwards where I made mix drinks.
(A/N I'll mention this here but while he is out and about in his other worlds the time flows the same way in his inner worlds as he is spending time with his lovers offscreen so don't think there not getting any love and affection, they just were being cared for by his omnipresence at all times and luckily he doesn't need to really think about it as it just happens after all.)
"Mmm! So good!" Huntress sighed as she enjoyed her drink while Spirit just nodded as she drank hers as well.
After finishing theres I would make another one, though huntress would go through hers faster as Spirit would drink only a little between her reading her book.
*hic* "Drrrrrraaaaaaakkkkkkkeeeee another one!" *hic* after awhile Huntress was getting really drunk while Spirit went away as she didn't want to deal with a drunk Huntress and went to keep reading her book.
"I think you've drank enough…." She has gone through two bottles of both vodka and coffee liqueur for her to get this drunk as she enjoyed the drinks I made.
"Huh?! *hic* your telling me to stop?!" *hic* she shouts out drunk as she pulls out her axe and try's to hit me, but she was woozy so she couldn't put any real force even if she wanted to as I grabbed the hilt to stop her as I pushed all the glasses aside and hopped the counter to catch her as she lost her balance from my block.
"You alright? Maybe I should make you something to eat so you can get less drunk faster." I say holding this tall, muscular woman in my arms in a bridal carry as she held her axe closely to her chest as her face was beet red from all of the alcohol she had drank.
"You…. Your strong…. Like grizzly bear…" she says surprised I'm so strong even though my muscles aren't as large and I was rather lean in build.
"Heh, I could rip one in two with my hands and maybe present its head to you as a reward." I said as I brought her over and laid her down on a sun bathing chair.
"Mmm, I'd…. Like that…. Zzzz" she said before quickly falling asleep as a result of the alcohol and I just shook my head before putting her down as I go over to a large freezer by the bar and pulled out a rack of ribs and some steaks and began to put them on the grill for some cooking for them both to enjoy.
'I'll focus on Huntress first, she is more…. Simpler compared to Spirit as she has a more…. Complicated route to follow to make her interested in me, lucky this is a Dating Sim after all.' I think to myself as I begin to work on my cooking.
There are plenty of these blank faced humanoid golems going around and helping around the island to make things more entertaining for those on this island.
Basically they played the role of the staff so things were going more smoothly around here, but that was beside the point as I was currently cooking up a 'perfectly normal' rack of ribs.
It's not like I had to destroy was really in the freezer with the Flames of Yomi, I'm not going to eat people like how these rather deranged psychos would eat easily if that was their only choice, Huntress would because of survival of the fittest though Spirit wouldn't as obviously she doesn't need to eat as she's technically a ghost after all.
*Sniff Sniff* I could hear her sniffing loudly as her eyes shot open and saw me preparing the BBQ as she got up and began to drool as she watched me cook up the large rack of meat.
"Don't worry it will be ready soon." I say as I glaze it with bbq sauce as well as a various assortment of spices to boost its overall flavor which increases its aroma even more as a result.
She was barely holding herself back from just pouncing on it before I cut it in half and gave a platter for her and for me, "Enjoy." I said with a slight smile.
"Thanks for the food!" She shouted out in joy as she, with the elegance of a wild animal, began to scarf it all down quickly while I enjoyed my food as well.
"Ugh, you really are nothing better than an animal in human skin Huntress…" Spirit says in disgust at seeing Huntresses rather bad eating habits.
"Mgh meh gregge brrasd!"
"STOP TALKING WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL ITS DISGUSTING!!!!"
*Gulp!* "Really? Then it seems YOUR HEAD NEEDS A BIT OF A SHAVE OFF THE TOP!" Huntress wipes off her mouth with her arm making the sauce look more akin to a bloody covered mouth as she grabbed for her Axe.
"COME AT ME THEN YOU STUPID RUSSIAN BOAR!" Spirit getting even more pissed as a shadow creeps over face obscuring it and only showing blood red eyes as she summons her katana ready in hand to cut down any in her way.
Soon enough they snapped and leapt at one another as their weapons clashed with one another, Huntresses overwhelming strength and precision versus Spirits speed and technique.
Even in her swimsuit she carried around several throwing hatches nearby just in case, you never know if a wild animal, or a wild Japanese woman will appear to want to take your head off with her katana after all.
So with them she through them at Spirit with expert marksmanship and it would have worked but….
*Crack Crush Puff*
"Trying to get the jump on me huh?" Huntress says as she realized all she hit was a husk and spirit was spiritwalking and was thus intangible's to physical attacks, but that doesn't mean she doesn't leave a mark on the real world.
"GOT YOU!!" Huntress shouts out and swings down in the location Spirit was as she began to materialize as their weapons once again clashed but forcing Spirit to slide back from the attack as a whole.
All the while I was finishing up my meal as I saw this happen as I cleaned up my face and hands before I stood.
"Unleashing the curse…. 100%" I say as I turn and walk towards them as my full Cu Chulainn Alter form covers my body into my feral berserker form.
It's about time I end this farce.