THE OLD PROBLEMATIC ME!

At the starting of the school year, they were replaced, so now they were jobless and also attending therapy sessions. It took nearly a month and a half to make the lunch lady talk.It also took some time and hard work, but it was worth it. Firstly, I had to break some dumb orphanage rules, I shaved the hair of the headmistress favourite dog, I dyed all her laundry brown and blamed it on the dogs. I clogged the toilet with toilet paper and not forgetting my favourite deed of all when I was cleaning up her room, I saw her favourite possession of all, it was her hair curler, how else do you think she would keep her stupid bangs all curled up.

So, long story short, I left the curler ays live her curler to be on forty-five per cent heat.Tt only took a matter of time for her to smell that something was toasting, we all could smell it too, it smelled as if you left a toasted bread in the toaster for more than an hour. The children couldn't believe their noses as they thought that they were having toasted bread for breakfast. If you live in an orphanage, you would know that the duty was done in the morning. As she rushed down the stairs, we all could hear her screams and the smell of toasted hair was getting closer. she ran through the hallway, right in front of the meal table, she shouted "alien".

If you don't know, people call me alien because my name was Aileen, I don't know what's wrong with their tongue but it didn't matter. All I knew was that the reason why they call me alien was that I was the most annoying and talkative child in the whole town. That also got me thinking, you know, I'm annoying and the people who died were all annoying, so we had that annoying relationship thingy. But luckily I wasn't murdered.

Okay, back to my plan, as soon as she shouted "alien", I shouted back "I did it, and it was all for the greater good of your bangs" after I said that, I laughed like an evil genius was about to take over the world. as soon as I finished laughing, I looked at her, man, it looked as if she was possessed by thousands of hungry demons who were waiting to pounce. An evil grin spread over my face as I knew that my plan was working.

Well, you might have guessed what happened next, I got punished to do community work for two months, and the stupid headmistress asked the principal to suspend me from school. She said that I had to learn from my mistakes by doing community work every day for the next two months.