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I could hear the men with guns coming down the hallway."It's too soon!" I muttered under my breath, not nearly ready.

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I told my daughter she was adopted.But I didn't tell her who the parents I kidnapped her from was.

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"We're going to go out and paint the town red." I told my girlfriend.Nothing made her happier than a couple's killing spree.

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After some hard thinking, I aborted my baby.But I never thought that I would become haunted by my unborn child.

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"I love you, my beautiful baby boy."Who knew that all a mother had to do to get her child back was to lobotomize him.

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I bit my lip as the teacher informed us about the missing student from my class.My dad said that if I really wanted a baby brother or sister than I couldn't tell anyone that my classmate was in our basement.

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A baby is born every eight seconds.But the virus was killing us in half the time.

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"Come on in, the water is fine."Ever since he drowned, I could still hear my father's final words in the waves.

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The older lady was really nice to me, I didn't know why all the adults were calling her a "Bitch."Now, as her lips wrapped around my torso, I realized they were calling her a "Witch."

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"Like a chicken with its head cut off."As I felt my body hit the fryer, the cooks wouldn't listen to my screams.