Detective Alien Ninja Pirate

**The same night around 3am**

Kree:*dreaming: a demon following him as he is going deeper and deeper in the lake another demon comes to his help when he was about to go out of breath he suddenly feels a relief,the demon following him was no longer there and the very next moment the demon that helped him split his neck and he lost breath and woke up to find Anne's cat or atleast the cat that only came to her home at nights covering his face *"bah.. bah get off me u fat shit"...*uhhh man there goes my day to hell first that man then now this cat is trying to choke me to death well anyways what's the time* ...**checks time**...*what its just 3 there is still plenty of time for me to sleep*

**goes to sleep and wakes up at 6:00am**

Kree:*wahh good morning me*

**does the morning washroom chores except for brushing teeth just use the mouth perfume or whatever (authors note:I am not a vocabulary expert deal with it👍)and goes to the kitchen to get a glass of watar**

**Anne's cooking food....NAKED! **

Kree:"wahhh what are you doing"

Anne:"wahhh i forgot you were here"

Kree:"ohhh don't try to fool me i know all your tricks you are trying to recreate scene where an anime girl teases the pervert guyy"

Anne:"what are you talking about... *a bit quitely*probably😜"*continues cooking and tells Kree to leave *

Kree:"uurgg"*hey but wait a second i previoisly thought that she looked down on me but no i guess even now she means to...oh yea time to be a virginity slayer yes i am finally going to be a grown up man.. i always hated those high school couples holding hands and shit but now it is time for their senpai to shine wahh hahahahaha*

**grabs Anne's ass**

Anee:"wahhhhhhhh"**one punch's Kree's face**...*thinks to herself:for a guy who was about to be eaten you Dont seem a least bit worried atleast pretend to be traumatized you fool*

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Kree:**with an ice pack **...*wahh i messed up but whatever for a ass man like me it was really an wonderfull experience 😅*

Anne:*comes with breakfast and fully clothed(sorry to ruin your expectations)*"alright first we will go to the police station and register a complain"

Kree:*good that she doesn't mind*"but the cops usually don't take such cases seriously "

Anne:"you fool we have proof as well so they will take this seriously atleast"

Kree:"yeah i guess come on lets leave"

Anne:"man you really are dumb... why the hell do you think i cooked this we need energy to work and humans get energy from food if you didn't know "

Kree:*yea now that i think about it i am really hungry..by the way i really hope the food he gave me wasn't really what I thought it was*

**both have food and leave for the police station run by Inspector Suresh Dube**

Kree:"hey Anne you talk"

Anne:"its not my case Now is it "

Kree:"useless women"

Anne:"who are you calling Useless you are useless"**start fighting **

Dube:"uhuh..uhuh if you dont mind would you SHUT up this is the police station for god's sake just tell me your case"

Kree:"well sir i want to register a case on attempt of murder"

**Kaira arrives**

dube:"whom do you suspect"

Kree"i dont know, narrates the full story "

Dube:"ohh so even you ...It is not the first time we heard of this case and like you three people have escaped but now they are dead or rather missing even when they were under protection by the police force he is a serial killer or kidnapper there are only three people registered cases but we don't know how many have fallen prey to him you too are probably marked the police have been lately dealing with lots of crime a gang is causing problems drug dealing is at a high and a high profile theif is also running rampant we offer protection to the people who are targetted by him but when it matters it never comes to use the people somehow just dissapear so we have a special detective working he calls himself alien ninja pirate though that's probably the dumbest name he could think of he was actually able to to meet or rather just pinpoint his location and have a meeting chase with him you should go meet him i will register your case go have a word with him "

Kaira:"ohh well anyways we actually have him recorded mr dube take this**gives him the camera... in the video you can barley see them due to lack of proper lighting plus they had masks on but you could make out that one of the lackeys was wearing a wig hence they concluded that probably all of them were wearing wigs although the video was not quite Usefull it didn't make the cops waste time and follow wrong suspects**by the way lets also check that house i mean it is the spot of incident"

Dube:"Yea let's go"

Kaira:"alright guys you go meet this weirdo and me and dube sir will go to the spot of incident"**puts a mentos in her mouth**

Kree:"alright then let's go Anne"

Anne:"yeah"

**Anne and Kree go to the place given by mr Dube and Kaira and Dube go to the spot of incident**

** Anne Knocks on the door a man with a white face with no features comes out with a Dragon Tattoo on his arm he was just wearing shorts**

Anne:"wahhhhhhh"

Kree:"you you you... WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE!

***who is this werid detective, what connection does he have with Kree know it in the next volume***