3 ch 3: underwear
Ch 3: underwear
Screw Mystic Falls I decided I won't go there, well not now since I'm still 8 years old, I think I'll go there once I'm 10 or something like that, but for now I'm here in my big ass mansion in my room trying to get more control in my powers
3rd pov*
Emrys could be seen sitting on the floor of his room, in a lotus position, and trying to meditate....key word 'trying'
"Ughhh, I can't focus!!" Emrys said with stress in his cute baby face. He's even pouting now like a baby
"Why can't I get it right!? I have the memories and experience from other people, why can't I do it????" Emrys ponders as to why he is unsuccessful in whatever he is doing
Emrys pov*
As you might have heard from the 3rd pov I'm currently struggling from doing this thing. You might ask, 'What are you struggling about?'
That's the thing I don't know either!! I'm looking through all the memories to know what I'm struggling, but u can find it.Maybe it's my powers? Maybe,but in which part??
'I could control the void perfectly,' I thought to myself as I made a cup disappear into thin air
'I've also mastered witchcraft,' I thought again as I did the chantless spell to make vines grow in my room, as I saw the vines grew, I waved my hands, and they dissappear
"Sigh, what is it that I'm struggling???, maybe there's more to this power than I thought?, maybe it's not as simple as having memories and experience, " I ponder
And then it hit me, like a bus, and then getting isekaid
'I have the soul of different beings!!' I beamed with happiness with ny realisation wince this changes everything, with this I could have crazy powers not just the void or witchcraft I could have quirks or even jutsus or even domain! Or chakra fruit!?? Or dragon ball!!!!' I thought as thousands of possibilities came to my mind on how powerful I could be
//AN:breaking fourth wall incoming... Wellnot like he did it multiple times already//
Let me explain my dear reader what I have just found out, if the tvd universe exist that means God is lazy as fuck and he just plagiarise stories from earth and create different universe containing the fiction or entertainment we have, that or authors are other beings that God have chosen or something like that...Well anyways we all know the void eats everything right??? Well, guess what!! It also eats universe!! And that universe are currently in the void are the anime universe!! All animes are there
So yeah, that's why I have all these memories of being a vending machine to being a slime and spider. Heck, even a sword is there!
'But I don't know how to access those powers yet, maybe I'll ask God' and so I decided I'll ask God
I knelt down an altar and pray "God if you could hear me, I need your help" I said with sincerity with a pure smile. Feeling satisfied with my prayer, I opened my eyes and saw nothing
With a fake smile, I tried again. "God please, I need your help" I said, and I opened my eyes and nothing!
"Oh!! FOR FUCK SAKE CIME HERE GOD BEFORE I SUCK YOU IN ME!!" I screamed and that was effective seeing as how God is now in front of me
"What do you need child?" God told me with a smile, that is faker than the kardashians ass
"I need help" I said to God "and what can I do?" God asks so I explain everything to God "Well maybe you could just summon it or something like that" God told me
I look ay him like he's the dumbest being there is "it doesn't hurt to try" God told me and me being Well me I did try it
'Sharingan, sharingan, sharingan' I repeat in my head and nothing happened
I look at God like he's a dissapointment "Don't look at me like that, maybe try something that's not powerful at all"God told me and me being me tried again
"KAKASHI'S UNDERWEAR" I said and poof kakashi underwear is in my hand!
I look at it like it was a relic, and I could see God look at me with disgust, but who cares!!
'I have something to release stress with now~" I said with mischievous in my eyes
"Now child, I want you to -" God started speaking. "Why are you still here?" I ask "You can leave now, shoo" I said, and he disappeared
"HEHEHEHEHE!" I started laguing crazy as I have kakashi underwear
Timeskip*
Now I'm 10 years old and I'm like really rich now like really rich kambe will pale in comparison, oh and I met some vampire here and there started doing daylight ring as business, I know cliche, but instead of money they pay with whatever I want!!
May it be to kill someone or even to let me suck their dicks!! I know I'm 10 but hey, I'm horny so fuck you!
Well enough about that since I said I'll be going ti mystic falls when I'm 10, well I'm moving now!
"BUTLERS!" I called and my butlers arrived "pack my stuff and yours, were moving" I said and I could see the surprise in their face
"GO!" I shouted to them and they started moving "God, are people that dumb this days" I mutter as I went outside of the mansion and let my driver, driver 1, open the door in my limousine, a ridiculous long one at that
I entered my limousine and I told the driver "to mystic falls" I said and he nodded and so we were off to mystic falls
You might ask, where will the butler adn maid ride with all my stuff? Don't worry your little head about that, ofcourse they will ride In my other limousine duhh....wait somethings missing
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"KAKASHIS UNDERWEAR!" I screamed
