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tvd:the b*tchy b*atch

what will happen if I bored gay teenager dies and meet God and reincarnate to tvd? Will he be entertained in what his new life offered??

imre_amon · TV
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6 Chs

ch 2: watcher

Ch 2: watcher

'Hey guys, it's me Jack Colen, well I guess Emrys now?, anyways since the murder if my family and the plotwist of ny parents and how I made a witch dissappear, I found out I have powers, YAY!!

Also, guessing that there is a witch in this world in guessing I'm not in my original world since there was no witch in that world, or I was just toj dumb to notice before, either way I know I'm in a different world from my world before, why, you might ask

It's because it's now in the year 1995! You heard that right it's now year 1995, oh I was born on January 16 1995 if you haven't guessed it yet so anyways that all I know for now.

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I'm now 2 months old, I'm quite getting the hang of being a baby, I just need to cry and somebody will go to me! Oh I'm in an orphanage now BTW, and good thing my mother is dead cause I don't want to suck some milk in someone's boobs, I dint want to imagine myself sucking in someone's boobs *shiver* cause, like i don't know if she ever took a shower and she will put those stinky nipples in my mouth ewwwww!!

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'I'm bored,' I thought to myself, seeing how I have nothing to do. It was heaven for me for a while, but I realise I don't have any source of entertainment! There's no phone or WiFi here!! So I'll just probably sleep until I'm old enough to talk or walk

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*timeskip*

1 year later

I'm back, and now I could talk and walk and play! You might be asking what are you doing now?, well, right now I'm playing with some kids here in the orphanage where playing wansapanataym!!

"D!" The random kid said, and then she slaps the hand of the other kid."Dog!" The kid that hands was slap Said then that kid slapped my hand now."Dick!" I said proudly, and I could see the caretaker eyes grow big from shock, and yes, this is now my entertainment playing with kids while making the caretaker eyes almost fall out her ugly face

After that game the caretaker called me her name is Fiona, yes like final and shrek,and she actually looks like that fairy grandma in shrek, you know the ugly one, well enough about her lowlife look

"Emrys, where did you hear the word dick?" She asked me."From one of the caretakers, I heard her say to one of our guests before. She said, "Give me that dick~" she said that, and then she gets on her knees, " I said with innocence

The ugly hoe, fiona, was shocked again. "What's that caretaker name?" She asks, trying to hide the anger she's feeling towards the caretaker."Hmm.... I'm not sure, " I said as I tilt my head,"but I know she has a weird face!" I said happily!

*timeskip, the next day*

I woke up and saw one of the caretaker leaving 'oh she's the one that said the duck word, guess she's fired now' I thought to myself as I went out of the room and started going to the bathroom to take a bath

As I went to the bathroom, I could see some kids were already there. Since this orphanage isn't exactly rich, we all have to bathe at the same time in a small bathroom

I went inside the bathroom and started undressing, and I took a shower (let's skip the shower part since I don't want any paedophile here)

After the shower, I went and sat on the chair in the dining table. As I took my seat, it's already time to pray, and so we prayed

"Emrys, lead the prayer, dear." Ms Fiona told me I may be 1 year old, but I'm incredibly smart so they know I could pray

"In the name of the father and of the son and of the Holy spirit amen" I said as I did the sign of the cross, and I started the prayer

"Blessed us. Oh Lord, in this thy gift which we are about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord Amen, " i said, then we started eating

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Timeskip

I'm now 3 years old and today is a big day since today a wealthy family will come to adopt some children, and knowing its wealthy, gurl I got ready as fuck, I made sure i properly bath and wash my hair making it fluffy I put on some ugly tattered clothes that makes me look pitiful, you might ask, if you want to get notice why not impress them?

Its to stand out ofcourse, cause all the children are doing that and I'm here faking being pitiful, so I could be adopted, and not to brag, I'm the most good looking kid there is here all other children looks like shrimp compared to me

Combine my good looks with pitiful looks you get.....ATTENTION, as I was talking to you readers I heard the door open and I know the rich family is here!

"Kids, come down here!" I heard Ms Fiona called us, so we come down, since I'm playing the pitiful part, I started acting shy and pitiful, not looking at them, making me look like a mysterious kid.... Well, a cute one, not those who are cringy

And just like that, the whole day I hated like that, and just like I wanted the rich family was curious about me and when I look them in the face, you should've seen their faces, it was like they saw an angel!! I'm just that good looking~

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"BYEE!!" I said as I wave at the orphanage cause who's got adopted? I GOT ADOPTED!! And after that was a long, long ride, until we arrive in this beauitful mansion, like it's so big!!

"Emrys, do you like your new home?" My new mother asked, oh her name is Anna, I have learned and my father name is Adrien

"Yes, I do~," I said with a beautiful, cute smile that made them melt!!

Timeskip*

I'm now 8 years old! And I know in what world I am now, it's the TVD UNIVERSE!! I found out when I saw a painting of my new family ancestors they were with the mikaelson

And when did I find out well.....today, but why should I care? Sure, there are vampires,witches,werewolves, even hybrid, and even tribrid in the future, but why should I care, I mean, I'm literally the void! Plus I'm not that knowledgeable about the tvd world

All I know is what I know from fanfics.....Hmmm should I do what all the cringe reborn fanfic do? Save Enzo? Burn the bridge? Fall in love with the mikaelson?

....Nah, let's not bother ourselves I'll only do shit if I care

Oh by the way I am now learning how to handle business and stuff, but since I have all these memories in my head, I pretty much know everything, and I was deemed a genius, and now I'm 8 years old I have tons of PhD

I'm also the owner of my new family business, why cause they died last year, oh and I'm independent now, and since I practically have tons of phd I am now of no need of parental guidance, plus the maids are there and the butler

Oh I'm also starting to learn some witchcraft and again I don't need anything else wince I have all these memories in my head and experience I could even do spells without chanting....so basically I'm op as fuck

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Maybe I should kill mother nature.. meh, but anyways, I have decided to move to mystic falls! Cause if there's drama, I'm there watching~