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"I'm going to go train with my magics for a while." I said to no one in particular as I lifted Talon from my lap using telekinesis before placing her back down in the chair while opening a portal to Arvla-7 and walking through it before she could raise any protest.
'Its…slightly ironic how I ended up in front of the Xenomorph hive…' I thought to myself as warrior drones shot up out of the ground and descended from the mighty ancient looking redwood trees.
[Sir, you should run…NOW!] Siri informed me quite vehemently in a way that made me flinch in surprise as my lightsabers descended from the sleeves of my robes into the palms of my hands and ignited with a programmed sequence of applied pressure like playing the keys of a piano.
"Tch." I clicked my tongue and made a disagreeable sound, as my lightsabers whoosh through the air, ready to reap death like a scythe reaps wheat, only though that's not what happened my lightsabers both came to dead stop against the smooth black carapaces of the Xenomorph's.
'Oh come on, why does everything have to fuck me over in the end!?!' I thought to myself as I crouched down and then jumped upwards sailing a good twenty to thirty feet in the air, wrapping myself in telekinetic energy, I started to fly away from the Xenomorph hive.
Looking behind me, I saw a sea of black chasing after me, through the trees and on the ground.
"Siri…what did you do?" I asked my seemingly massive pain in the ass A.I.
[Sir, I was only doing my best to fulfill your requests.] Siri replied to me mentally, almost making my concentration snap which would have seen me falling to the forest floor.
"My requests…Siri are you fucking malfunctioning or something?" I asked Siri while trying my best not to curse her out as I didn't remember ever asking her to make the Xenomorph's immune to lightsabers.
[You were heavily intoxicated at the time, though you stole cloning technology from the Kaminoans along with samples of the Zillo beasts DNA and armor like skin. You mentioned how you'd like to form your own Empire and that lightsaber proof Xenomorph's would be your weapons to destroy both the Jedi and the Sith…while you told me to make both sonic and biological weapons…that would eliminate the threat of Xenomorphs growing too numerous and uncontrollable.] Siri mentally replied to me and as soon as she did, the memories came rushing back to me and I felt like decking my own drunk ass for my admittedly terrifyingly genius ideas.
"So that was why you told me to run away." I whispered underneath my breath as I increased my altitude and came to a stop in open air, reaching over to my omnitrix finding Blitzwolfer, an evil smirk spreading across my lips as I slowly pushed the dial back into its recess.
'I love how almost all Alien powers are instinctive to use.' I thought to myself as my muzzle spit opened like a Vampire from Blade 2 as I prepared to exhale a sonic howl, while additionally casting a silent magnification charm to increase the damage my sonic howl would reap.
"AAAAAARRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO ! ! !" I exhaled and watched as the Xenomorph's exploded entirely and the forest was leveled.
Turning the faceplate landing on XLR8, tapping the dial turning into my favorite little speedster alien while letting myself slowly descend from the sky.
Zooming around over the damaged area finding that some of the Xenomorph's that were caught up in my attack but far enough away not to be in the epicenter were also dead but only their sensory organs had exploded unlike the Xenomorph's who were closer that became splatterings of blood and chinton.
"Haa, that was cathartic." I sighed as I tapped the faceplate returning to normal before flopping onto an overturned tree.
'I still can't believe Padmé would resort to blackmail…' I thought to myself as I laid back against the large tree trunk, and decided to watch the clouds roll by.
[Sir, from my sensor scans I don't believe that Queen Amidala had intended to blackmail you…when first trying to contact you but there was a massive spike in her vitals when she saw Talon sitting and grinding in your lap. Sir…I believe Queen Amidala was hurt and jealous.] Siri…informed of her perspective on the events that transpired earlier aboard the Luxury 3000.
"Of course she was…and my petty indifferent tone added more fuel to the fire…" I muttered to myself. "But, I'm not sorry for it…she all but ended things with me and we shared our goodbyes." I continued to mutter to myself as I picked at the remaining bark of the redwood tree.
'That's what we need!' I thought to myself as an idea came to mind. 'We need to have…post break up and hate sex!' I continued thinking to myself while snapping my fingers and clicking my tongue.
"That'll fix all our problems…and help me get rid of any feelings I have for her." I muttered to myself as a forced smile spread across my lips while inside I knew it wouldn't be that easy, as when I fell in love with someone it was forever…I could never fully push anyone out…a curse of being a cancer.
'Fuck me man, I'm being way too emotional over all this fucking drama!' I thought to myself while sitting up, finding that watching the clouds wasn't as relaxing as it used to be.
"Siri, get some labore droids and have them salvage as much of this timber as possible, I'm going to train some more." I told Siri as I jumped off of the log and summoned my spell book to me, and said book almost immediately opening to pages on training.
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"Ha-hah-haaa." I panted and gasped like an asthmatic who was told to run around the gym three times, as I tired to gulp down air, while my left arm regrew itself after it had previously been cut off by a one on one with a warrior drone and the hole in my chest from where the tale punctured only being indicated by the bloody scraps that were my wizarding robes.
"Siri, make sure you're documenting healing times and the effects my blood has on the local environment." I commanded Siri as my new arm finished healing.
[Yes Sir, your newly healed arm has even better muscle density and definition than the one that was removed, Sir.] Siri informed me mentally as a probe droid that almost looked like a Ghost from Destiny scanned me.
"Interesting, maybe I should get my body destroyed so I can come back stronger every time…yeah no I'm not a masochist…I just have a high pain threshold." I muttered to myself as I plucked my nanite reactor from my pouch, and pressed it against my chest the Nanites consumed the rags and took on the appearance of an Armani suit, before I fished the former Edith now Siri glasses from the same pouch and put them on as well.
[Sir, don't even try to attempt such actions or I will be forced to take measures to protect you from yourself.] Siri said in my head with a bit of cold fire in her voice that if I was a weaker man her tone would have sent unpleasant shivers down my spine, but with being a bit of a freak, blood rushed to my cock…instead.
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"Right Siri, what's on the docket today for liberation today?" I asked Siri as she made a list of things I wanted from different shows and movies and a schedule in which to take them in.
[Sir, today we have a Resurgent class Star destroyer, and Outlander Tie Fighter along with Kylo Ren's Tie Fighter…as for some other things which are The Zodiac Talismans from Jackie Chan Adventures, Terry McGinnis's Batman Suit from Batman Beyond, Zues's lightning bolt from Percy Jackson and the lightning thief…that seems to be it for today, Sir.] Siri mentally replied to me, making me nod.
"I'm somewhat lucky that unless I intend for it people don't come with the things I take…" I muttered to myself as when I stole the Silvercrest Mando and Grogu didn't come with it, but Mando's armor and weapons did along with Grogu's robes and little pod thing.
[It does make things easier, Sir.] Siri replied to me agreeingly though I could tell I was only currently getting 5% of her computing power as she was busy messing with replicants and nanites to make her own body.
[Sir, the Senate hearing is four hours and thirty six minutes away. 4:35.] Siri informed me, making me ache for a cigarette.
"Hehe, let's see how she likes it when I appear with a mother fucking warship that could destroy most of the planet before the measly Rebulic army can even put a dent in her." I giggled gleefully as I opened a portal to the space station and Siri made the massive hangar entrance into a projector screen.
With a massive force of will and maybe a little bit of assistance from the force, using telekinesis I pulled a fleet of Resurgent class Star destroyers from the movie into the universe.
Once complete, I dropped down onto my knees into a puddle of sweat, a burning sensation rising through my stomach into my throat and I found myself throwing up my lunch.
"Siri, remind me not to try that again." I groaned as I managed to maneuver my way from the vomit and rest on the floor.
[Sir, you always ignore me about overstressing yourself in such ways, I'd rather keep my computing power on more important tasks.] Siri replied to me a bit snappily, and I could hear the poutiness in her voice.
'Testy testy.' I thought to myself, feeling a bit amused at Siri's response towards me, as I turned into Upgrade and fused myself to Kylo Ren's Tie Fighter that I pulled into the hangar with me, flying out into space to my new ships.
Pulling into the Hangar of the lead destroyer diffusing from the Tie fighter before fusing with the star destroyer feeling dozens of times more pressure on my mind and body then when making my space station as this one destroyer was relatively close is size but ten times more complex in building structure, and armaments.
Going through the ship eliminating the need for as many human engineers and pilots, uploading the splinter A.I. Siri created, coined Navigator that would control/monitor the ship's systems as I went through eliminating things like the generator as I was equipping the vessel with arc reactors, and more armaments, better targeting systems.
"Huah, I'm hungry." I sighed while rubbing my stomach while transforming back to human and staring out into space from the bridge of my new flagship admiring the green and black colors of my fleet of over twelve star destroyers on top of my fleet of Lucrehulk battleships.
'Now that I think about it, isn't there a star destroyer almost double the size of this one and more triangle shaped with like a bazillion more weapons on it?' I wondered to myself while also thinking about nabbing the death stars as a true mobile operations base.
[There is it's the Mandator IV-class Siege Dreadnought.] Siri informed me quickly and I almost thought of getting it for myself.
"Thank you Siri, hey how are the Replicators performing in replicating Vibranium, Adamantium and Beskar?" I thanked Siri before questioning her.
[It is surprisingly an easy task. I have also set to work on creating nanite delivery systems for you, while the materials are being used to create enhanced BX and B2 series battle droids, Sir.] Siri replied to me with much less hostility in her voice than earlier.
"Haa, I suppose I should head to Coruscant." I sighed while having my nanite armor switch to armor mode with the Mandalorian style helmet, opening a portal to the Senate building going off of memory and stepping through the purple portal.
"I see you came at the very last possible second." I heard a snide comment from a very familiar voice.
"I could have not come at all…" I replied to Padmé allowing my voice to trail off as I turned to her. " And believe me I have enough power now to dominate at least five systems…the Republic would be hard pressed to come after me." I continued to say as I leaned in close to Padmé.
"Hehe." I heard someone giggling behind as my HUD displayed Sabe's face instantly, making me halt in my steps making Padmé keep walking as I sided up next to Sabe.
"Hey beautiful…thank you for passing along how important first heats and imprinting are to certain species.' I greeted Sabe, enjoying the way Padmé flinched at my light flirting with Sabe.
"Ohh you are most welcome, Baron Scoundrel." Sabe playfully replied back to me as her cheeks flushed.
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"Wait here until I call for you!" Padmé told me as we reached the hover platform she would be using, leaving me alone with Sabe.
"I really hope you two, sit down and talk with one another…I shouldn't be telling you this but Padmé hasn't slept for more than a few minutes since you're falling out." Sabe whispered softly to me, her voice carrying heavily distressed emotions.
"The Queen has made her decision…there isn't anything else left to discuss." I replied to Sabe trying to sound firm, but hearing that Padmé hasn't slept in nearly four days made me use my sensors to focus on her vitals to make sure she was able to get through the hearing.
"You both are so stubborn." I half heard Sabe mutter in a sighing voice.
I made a soft snorting sound that couldn't be heard outside my helmet as all my focus turned to Padmé as seeing her hands trembling and her balance off.
Before I realized what I was doing I was out of the landing platform and flying to hover platform that Padmé was standing on landing behind her, Siri quickly activated and formed a stealth ear com in Padmé's ear.
"Lean on me Padmé, you can't show weakness among these animals." I comminuncatinged to Padmé through the comms device, Padmé stiffened before taking half a step back leaning against my chest plate.
"And who might this be your Majesty?" Asked a conniving voice from beside Padmé.
"This is our star witness and the procurer of the evidence we currently hold." Padmé replied in a clipped tone and I found myself struggling to resist my urge to rest my hands on her hips to steady her.
I mostly tuned out the proceedings and only answered when Padmé directed me to, by the time the day came to a close a vote of no confidence was passed and Palpatine took office.
Padmé and I were left alone still standing on the platform in the now empty Senate building with only Sabe and the other handmaidens waiting for us.
"This completes our business." I finally said softly as my hands rested on Padmé's waist.
"It does…" Padmé nodded and replied while swallowing down thick emotions as her shoulders started to tremble.
"I see…" I replied to Padmé and even though I'd thought about break up sex and hate fucking earlier seeing how torn up Padmé was over us pushed those thoughts away.
"Then I guess this is goodbye for now…Queen-Padmé…I hope the next time we see each other you're not restrained by duty." I whispered as my helmet pulled back and I tilted my head to press a kiss against the back of Padmé's head while holding out my right hand, opening a portal.
"Wait!" The urgency in Padmé's voice stalling my exit.
"C-can we just spend some time together before you leave…please, Shane please!" Padmé stopped me and nearly begged as a choked sob tore from her, and she called me by my name for a rare time.
"I'd like that." I found myself replying while also wanting to go smash my head against a wall while Padmé spun around to look at me, eyes bloodshot and glassy barely staying open.
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