1 “Let’s all have fun” (1)

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When I woke up , My head hurt really bad, like I had taken a really bad fall and I felt sorta dizzy too

I was lying down, somewhere soft…A bed? Didn't feel like one. The material was more rugged, It had an old timey feeling

I felt a warm light hovering over me. It was very comforting, more importantly, it made my head feel better and taking the dizziness away

Was I in a hospital? When did they develop light healing technology? Does that even exist?

Okay, I guess it's time to open my eyes again

I slowly cracked it open and that is how I knew I was in heaven…Because a busty blonde had her hand over me

When i smiled she went back a little bit, looking scared, and as she did the comforting feel left, Is she the doctor that developed light healing technology?

I raised my head in confusion and found other people standing by my bedside. Their expressions all the same, like they've seen a ghost

I looked around me and noticed the hospital must've been dead broke as not only was the ceiling and floor made of wood but the walls too

There were shields and crossed swords hanged on em, weapons all around. Weird ass gimmick if you ask me

Now that I noticed, the doctors didn't really dress like doctors…They were wearing gear and medieval outfits…. I'm sure there must've been a convention near by

Wait, what kind of doctors go to conventions right off work?

And finally I noticed the bed

A single bed, With dark wood casing, white bedsheet and pillow and a blue duvet

The exact way all beds are dressed in tales of loracraft

I was freaking out I put my hands on my hair to check if my haircut was different and it only made the people there more weary

It was all coming back to me

I won noober, got a hundred percent completion in the game and a pop up message came up telling me to claim my reward for doing so and I said yes

I was sucked into the game and started falling from the sky and now I'm here

The beautiful….Well endowed, Blonde who was healing me a moment ago stepped up and tried speaking a few words

At first it sounded weird, like it was foreign. Then I recognized some of the words she said

She was speaking lorish, The developers developed an entirely unique language for the npc's of the game

After they did, They put up a book on how to learn it which I bought for 20 dollars…They really were the best when it came to exploiting their fans

I didn't notice at first because this was my first time actually hearing someone speak it

But I started to grab a few words over time

"Hello? Hello? Please stop staring at my breasts"

Shit, she saw my gazes

It was a tall elf, with a green hoodie and green eyes and blonde hair

Wait, In the game you could get npc's to follow you into battle. She must be Eris. An elf with tier 4 healing magic

"Hello?"

She was still talking to me…My opposite gender conversation skills haven't been the greatest so far

"Hello. Please save the introductions I know who you are. My name is soma, What happened to me"

"People said you fell from the sky straight into the town square"

"They also said upon impact your head was bleeding but as I turned you over to check, the injuries were gone"

How is that even possible-

"And after that your clothes changed"

Oh crap, Well now I'm dead sure I'm in the game

As my slightly more attractive character, somaking. I mean I even have his dark cloak and boots on

I must've started falling as a human but immediately I made contact with the game I became somaking and my tier 5 healing magic activated

She boosted the healing though, it would have probably taken a few more hours for me to practically resurrect

I teleported off the bed to and stood right before eris

The other people in the room, who I assume were random villagers who helped eris take care of me, all went back in fear

Well I don't blame them anymore, they basically saw me come back from the dead

Funny enough, they just saw me heal, I wonder what they'll say if they actually saw my resurrection enchantment in action

They went back further to the wall as I approached eris, Although, Eris remained unfazed.

As a matter of fact she smiled and bent a knee…I could see down her shirt

"Hero, You're finally here to help us"

I didn't have any idea what she was talking about. I held her hand and knelt down with her

"Yes"

Anything that would increase my chances by the slightest, I would take it

"You are here to get rid of Cthulos"

And it finally kicked in

In the lore it was said that the people from all over the game had taken out every boss in their land except the final boss it self, Cthulos

And one day a hero from another world would come to their rescue and save them all

I can't believe the developers had planned to forcefully suck someone into the the game from the start…although it might be a thank you as everyone would want their dream to come to life, they're allowing me to live it one last time, so I have to give this one to them

Besides I got an achievement for defeating cthulos 999 times in the game. You could get one for defeating him a thousand times but it wasn't necessary to increase your completion progress in the game so I didn't bother

I stood up and brought her soft, gentle hands up with me, turned around and formed a fist gesture

"I am hero soma, My job is to finally take down cthulos and liberate the people of loris! I will do that for you, eris"

After the over dramatic speech the villagers at the back had a second opinion and some even started cheering for me while eris turned beet red

Losing your virginity in a fake world still counts right?

Eris grabbed my hand and took me out of what was actually a hotel used by adventurers

As we ran she told me what she wanted to do

"We must inform everyone about your arrival, They need to know the great hero soma is here to save us"

I wanted to tell her to calm down but she bounced when she ran, so I didn't seem to mind

We headed down to the headquarters of the lomos guild

Lomos guild in the lore had the strongest adventurers and the best npc to get into battle with, in-fact I'd actually love to meet a character I'm fond of getting assistance from

"You knew exactly where I was taking you to have you been here befo-"

She was cut off by two loud men in the alleyway

"Zetsar!"

They were dueling here!?

I zoomed off to take a closer look, eris looked surprised by my speed

I got to the alley and saw a tall, well built man, with long black hair and bushy sideburns

He was fighting another big fella who had a good looking dagger

I thought you weren't meant to kill under Zetsar?

Just then, Eris finally caught up

The big guy turned and smiled when he saw eris there

"Eris watch this"

His opponent tried to stab his stomach, chest and head but he swiftly dodged all three

Another stab going for his neck came in but judging by the way he dodged the previous attacks he'd dodge this one pretty easily

"Rarh!"

Uhhh what?

"What if it kills him!? I heard him call a Zetsar swear"

"Zetsar is not a swear, It is guided by the gods as well. No matter what damage you do to your opponents you could never give a killing blow…Besides he meant to do that"

The attack was slow but it seems he intentionally allowed him to stab him through the palm

He used the injured hand to grab the other guy's arm, lock his feet and grab his waist

Spinning and twisting him into the air later crashing on the head

"Bahahahahaha! How dare you say I cannot beat you with no tools!"

He was a loud guy too

"What a barbarian" I whispered into eris ears

"His name is ralph, He's a tank with tie-"

"Tier 5 blade immunity enchantments and tier 5 sword mastery. He says prayers to get pure mana for a limited time and is surprisingly a sharp thinker and one of the town's bravest warriors. I know all of you"

Eris smiled, In a reassuring way

After taking the other guy's money, Ralph stood in front of eris giving me a nasty stare

"Who are you"

He looked like the short tempered type and he also clearly had a thing for eris, almost anything I say will be used against me

"This is hero soma"

Eris stepped away from ralph to be by my side

"The legend is true, he survived a fall from the sky, he teleported, has super speed and knows everything. There is no doubt about it"

Ralph didn't look too impressed instead, he squatted a little bit so our eyes could meet, my character was 6'1ft in height and for him to be this much taller than me, he must've been 7ft tall

"Well he doesn't look strong to me"

He tried to push my chest but he was the one that ended up stumbling

I couldn't help but smirk, always feels good to bully a bully

"We have to meet conroy, come on"

Eris took my hand and walked over ralph on the floor

Kinda felt sorry for him, but he should try to read books, Every story hero ends up with a big boo or girl. It's common logic

She bursts through the doors shouting

"CONROYYYYY!"

It literally shook the table, chairs and glasses in the guild hall and all the guys taking drinks there started grumbling

I could see all my favorite npc's from ladika to griffin and buffer

Odd to see them having normal casual lives…In a way it felt nice to have this kind of closure. It truly started to feel like it was not just a game

But there was one person I just needed to see

And just then

*CLANK CLANK!*

The hero arrived

*RUMBLES* *CLANK CLANK!*

I could recognize that suit of pure gold armor anywhere

His striking pose, his brown hair and blue eyes and how the center of attention instantly became him. But mainly….

"Eris you were looking for me ?"

That soft smile

<<<HERO CONROY!!>>>

The entire guild cheering upon his arrival, everyone seemed to love him

Hero conroy was the best npc to use in the game and that was well established too

With his tier 3 healing magic and tier 5 sword magic he was basically the npc everyone carried along for battle

A special AI was developed for him particularly to simulate a "always sharp and on his feet" character type and it worked perfectly

He would actually suggest moves for you to make mid battle and everyone loved him because of that, I could only assume that's how he was in here as well

"Conroy the hero is here, he fell from the sky and he is all knowing"

Conroy observed me a little bit from where he was but in the blink of an eye appeared right before me

Everyone was startled except me….He probably wanted me to shake a little, cute

*CLANK*

He brought his hand out for a shake

I barely even touched it before his facial expression turned sour

"Get ready everyone, we are taking down Cthulos"

He turned around and marched down to his office

In the lore, Hero conroy was by far the strongest adventurer. Leading his guild to victory against the other bosses of the game, People thought that he was the actual hero of destiny that was meant to take down cthulos

It was time to face the final boss. All towns and all the guilds united, this time, with conroy as their leader, Despite politics and race or petty rivalry, to set their world free of fear

But as they fought….The thousands became hundreds and the hundreds became tens. His father and his best friend both dying in that battle.

Apparently before the battle his father gave him a gift, it was his dad's armor which he used in his glory days. Conroy didn't want to accept it as his dad was significantly bigger than him so was the armor.

After he got back from the battle he wore it. But the armor was really big with a lot of space, so everytime he walked he made a clank noise with it. but he didn't care..it brought him closer to home

Hero conroy told me to lead, Ralph seemed very jealous

While on the journey we passed through several gardens, mountains and forests with me telling about them they didn't even know

We defeated random monsters who habited random areas

Eris was by my side, she was fond of randomly gazing at me when I wasn't looking…I was so going to hit

We passed shortcuts they didn't know of and I told them the battle plan, all about his weaknesses and habits and how we could take him down

Like how he regenerates everything except his face tentacles which he had twenty of and needed to cut down before defeating

After hours of adventure, we arrived at Cthulos castle

Before we proceeded I told everyone something simple….

Let's all have fun

TO BE CONTINUED...