A 'cheap' Car
"How do you know that I don't have a car?" Arthur asked curiously. He knew that the previous Arthur didn't have a car as he never got enough money to buy one and also because he never needed a car.
[I just checked your smart ring and I know everything about what you have and what you don't.]
"Yeah, that's right. This ring knows everything." Arthur muttered.
"So, how the fuck can I get a car at this time. First of all, I have no fucking money not to mention that race is tonight." He was very frustrated with his current financial condition.
[I scanned the Skynet for the possible solutions. And I have found only two options for you to choose from.]
"Great! Tell me what they are."
[First is that you can mortgage your life at a black market firm and get a car in return.]
"Stop! Why the fuck are all your initial options related to my death? I don't wanna sell my fucking organs or mortgage my fucking life! Next time, just directly remove those options."
[...]
[As you command, sir.]
[The second option is an advertisement. You should look at it yourself.]
Arthur also got curious as to what kind of advertisement was able to give him a car. Maybe someone was selling a car? Soon an advertisement of some sort appeared in his front.
It read-
'Hello, guys! If you are looking to buy a car for yourself, well you have just got the deal of the fucking decade. I am selling my all-fucking-new DLX-928! It's not the car you want but it is the car that you fucking need, mate. It won't take you to the moon and back but it can take you from point A to point B on this planet. It's not the best in the market but guess what? It's certainly not the worst!'
'Are you thinking of buying your kid a million credits worth car? Fuck that shit. He is probably gonna ruin it in a few days anyway. Instead, buy him this all-new DLX-928. Its best quality is that it is friggin cheap! Yeah, you read that right! You get this car just for 30,000 credits. And for that much money you are taking home, a car that's not only cheap but also has a cheaper fuel system. That means it is cheap, again!'
'And if you are still with me and read this much bullshit then you just fucking great mate. You are also fucking cheap! Just the kind of people this car was made for.'
'Buy this before this cheap offer runs out.'
Below this, there was the contact detail of the seller. It was signed as Fuckingcheapshit221.
"..."
"What the fuck did I just read? This mother fucking asshole even wants to sell that fucking piece of crap? It sounded more like he wanted to get killed." Arthur was dumbfounded with the advertisement. It was something he never heard of or even imagined that someone would sell something in this way.
"But he has one ultimate selling card in his hand. That is a cheap price. DLX-928 had cost of around 120,000 credits. But he was selling it too cheap!" Arthur was speechless. DLX-928 was the cheapest car that could be bought on this planet.
[This is the best way, sir. You should contact the seller quickly.]
Arthur was tangled with whether he should buy the car or not. Everything was fine but he didn't like the attitude of the seller. It looked too shady.
"Okay, I am betting everything on you. If there is any problem with the car, it's on your fucking head." Arthur muttered and contacted the seller.
The connection was formed and a blurry image appeared in his front. It was the image of the seller.
"Hello, my friend. You said that you were going to buy my car?" That person asked as soon he appeared.
"Yes if it is in good condition." Arthur's mouth twitched. He had a bad feeling about this.
"Don't worry. I have personally modified this beauty of mine and it works like a rocket." The seller spoke.
"What the fuck are you talking about? Did you fuck with this car on your own? Is this is the reason this is cheap?!" Arthur was pissed at the seller. How could just anyone tweak with a car?
"Chill mate. I know what I was doing. I have been dealing with cars since you weren't even born. This car is an art, my art." The seller spoke emotionally.
"Fuck your art. Your car looked shit in the photo. Even a children's drawing would look better." Arthur spoke with disdain.
"Hey, you can't just humiliate my art like that. I was just a little drunk that last time and somethings went here an there... You understand right? The appearance was well, fucked. But the performance will not disappoint you." He spoke in a confident tone.
Arthur was still very suspicious of the guy. "Okay, but I will try it first before buying it."
"Done! meet me on xxxx xx xxx, in about one hour and take a test drive of it."
"I will be there..." Arthur noted the address mentally and spoke in an assuring tone.
The call was disconnected and Arthur began to prepare for his trip to buy that car.
Meanwhile, in an elegant room, a man about 20 years of age was sitting in a daze." Ii can't believe that someone was willing to buy this car. It is just a miracle! How can someone be this fucking stupid to buy something like that? Was I not rude enough in the Advertisement?"
He was none other than the seller who spoke to Arthur just a while back.