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Trash Techniques are Actually Pretty Efficient

An old man sold me a suspicious book on the streets... Of course I bought it! What! It was a fraud?! No matter, I have a system anyways... [System]: Upgrade Trash level book "How to Cultivate for Dummies" to God level? [Me]: Yes! [System]: You have insufficient points. [Me]: Why'd you ask me then?? [System]: ...

SauceMaster64 · Urban
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The Lu Family Technique

As class ended, Lan Xiang stood up suddenly.

Ren Weiwei, who was approaching him, watched as he grabbed Lu Xifa. Her eyes followed them as Lan Xiang dragged her outside the classroom and disappeared.

Lan Xiang and Lu Xifa ended up in the hallway.

"Uh, Xiang, what're you doing?"

"Today, you almost came in late, right?"

The image of the wet Lu Xifa reentered Lan Xiang's mind.

"Yeah, so?" Lu Xifa didn't see what was wrong with that. Could it be that he has come to warn me of the consequences of being late?

As Lan Xiang opened his mouth, Lu Xifa interrupted him. "Enough. I already have my mom to tell me off when I'm late, I don't need someone else to do it. Besides, I wasn't even late earlier!"

"Huh?"

Lu Xifa raised her eyebrow. "You have something else to say?"

"What are you talking about? Why would I scold you about that? It's none of my business. I'm just curious about something else."

"Oh, er..." Lu Xifa felt embarrassed. She straight up assumed and assumed wrong.

"Earlier, when you came in the classroom, why were you so wet?"

"Ah! That, I mean..." Lu Xifa was caught off-guard. She then recalled Ren Weiwei's reaction to seeing her covered in water. "It was just sweat, nothing to fuss over."

"Really." Lan Xiang squinted his eyes. "Then why did I see snow-- aiyo, what are you doing?"

"Shut up for a second and come with me."

Ren Weiwei peeked her head out the door, but saw no sign of the two in the hallway. "Hmph, where did they go?"

Ye Qingle also peeked her head out the door. "Maybe they just went downstairs?"

"Oh, turns out you were also curious, huh?"

"Of course! Xiang is suddenly being proactive! There's something off about it..."

"It's obviously not about that!" Ren Weiwei turned red. "He has a girlfriend already, what would he do with Xifa?"

As they were arguing, Zhang Ying also peeked her head through the door.

Zhang Ying is also unexpectedly interested, huh? Ren Weiwei and Ye Qingle thought.

"Who are we looking at?"

"..." Ren Weiwei.

"..." Ye Qingle.

.....

In the school garden.

"Why'd you drag me all the way here?" Lan Xiang scratched his head. His little curiosity just stumbled him across a secret.

"This was the only place with no people." Lu Xifa bit her lip.

"So? Why was there snow on your shoulder?"

"This snow... it's from Pei Luan." Lu Xifa admitted quite honestly.

"Pei Luan? That's an entirely different country far up in the north, how did you transport the snow from there to here without it melting?" Lan Xiang's eyes widened.

"Hah? Why are you so insistent on asking me? Didn't you just say it was none of your business?"

"This is different, it defies the laws of physics..." Lan Xiang started to spout bullshit again.

"Hmm, okay, fine." Lu Xifa decided that it would be less bothersome if she was to tell him.

"Well, you see... I am part of the Lu family."

The Lu family? Lan Xiang recalled his older brother's teachings before he was sent out to the countryside.

One of the 10 major families in ancient legends. The Lu family ancestor, Lu Mingtu, discovered how to exert control over the Spatial element, an element so mysterious and hard to comprehend.

The cultivation technique that he made was passed down to his ancestors, and their movement techniques were well-known around the world.

Lu Family Technique, Spatial Distortion! Basically, it was teleportation.

"So you're saying, the Lu family still exists today?"

Lu Xifa nodded.

"So, can you show me the technique?"

"...Do you even know what you're asking for?" Lu Xifa was dumbfounded. This guy knows that Spatial Distortion is one of, if not, the most important heirloom techniques of the Lu Family, yet he wants to look at it?

"I'll just take, like, a quick peek. Casual glance. Besides, I can't control the space element thingy anyways."

Lu Xifa thought for a while. Even though this technique was the Lu family's heirloom, it was useless without a cultivation manual for the spatial element.

She hesitantly took out a book from her storage ring and gave it to Lan Xiang.

Lu Family Technique, Spatial Distortion

Gold level technique

Average practicing speed: Very slow

Limit: Level 18 (Realm of Ascension)

Speed (time/distance ratio): Extremely high

Element: Space

Founder: Lu Lin (1209 years ago)

Advance: 10000 t-pts.

Sell value: 5000 t-pts.

After a split second, Lu Xifa took the book back and stored it into her ring as fast as she could.

"There, you satisfied?" Lu Xifa had a smug smile on her face. Of course he isn't satisfied, he probably couldn't even read one word of it.

"Yeah, I'm really satisfied. Thanks, see you tomorrow." Lan Xiang left with an immensely gleeful expression on his face.

"...What?" Lu Xifa couldn't understand. How? How was he satisfied?

As Lan Xiang went back to the classroom to grab his bag, Ren Weiwei saw his elated grin.

She fell into a daze.

Why? Why is he that happy? He looks satisfied about something... after meeting Lu Xifa? It couldn't be, but he already has a girlfriend! Not to mention, the youths of the nation's most desired woman, Xie Jian!

"Bye, see you guys tomorrow." Lan Xiang left, skipping on his way out. He didn't notice Ren Weiwei biting her lip.

.....

"Welcome home."

Lan Xiang felt giddy when he heard Xie Jian's voice.

"Ah, Jian'er, I really feel like you're my wife right now!"

Naturally, as he was in a good mood, he would be handing out compliments left and right.

Xie Jian was left there, caught off guard. "B- but you're the one I want to be waiting for me at home!"

"You mean, you want me to freeload?"

"No! You'll be taking care of our children."

"Hm? How many do you want?" Lan Xiang hugged Xie Jian from behind.

"...I want at least 5!"

"Five? How about ten?"

"That's too many!" Well, Xie Jian also wanted 10...