1 Died Because of A Cup of Noodles

Li Chaoxiang just got off of work. It was currently 4:20 pm. When he got home, he didn't even bother to take off his socks and immediately ran to his messy room.

'Ah ah ah! It's going to be updated soon!'

He turned on his computer and with 'clack clack' sounds while typing the keyboard, he went to the home page of his favorite author, I_Need_Milk.

Don't ask him why his favorite author's name is I_Need_Milk. Even Li Chaoxiang doesn't know himself.

Every week, his author will update 1 chapter on Friday at exactly 4:30 pm. Aiya! Today's the last chapter according to the announcement his little author made!

This is like him watching his baby grow. He was one of the first readers of this author when the author first updated. I_Need_Milk had less than 5 followers at that time. But, now I_Need_Milk has more than 1 million followers! More than 1 million I repeat!

Looking at the time on his limited edition super cool watch, it was now 4:25 pm.

Might as well cook instant noodles while waiting! Who doesn't love instant noodles?

Running towards the kitchen, Li Chaoxiang took out a cup of noodles in the drawer. After adding water into it, he put it in the microwave for 3 and a half minutes.

He unconsciously taps his toes on the ground constantly, cannot even wait any longer as the clock is ticking. One has to know, the first to read the last chapter of his favorite author would mean he is his author's biggest fan!

Beep. Beep. Beep.

It's ready!

Grabbing a pair of chopsticks, Li Chaoxiang hurriedly grabs the cup of noodles in the microwave. After doing that, he immediately ran back to his room.

Just when he was at the door of his room, he heard a 'Ding!' sound.

'Ah, it's updated!'

With a cup of noodles in one hand while a pair of chopsticks on the other hand, Li Chaoxiang ran towards his computer. But...

Before he could reach his computer, he slipped on one of his porn books lying on the ground!

'You got to be kidding me!'

Li Chaoxiang suddenly feels as if what is happening to him was happening in slow motion. He could see the edge of the table getting closer and closer in his vision. And then...

Bang!

Blood oozes out of his head as Li Chaoxiang lays down on the floor with hot noodles all over his body.

Before he lost consciousness, he was cursing inside. 'F*ck. If I had known this would happen, I would have clean my room. The last chapter...last chapter....'

Li Chaoxiang.

27 years old.

Status: Virgin

Died because of noodles.

I_Need_Milk's biggest fan.

[Initializing transfer to Saving the Villain System: Complete]