Training?

Jack had the disciples seated around a table, they were all drinking tea as he spouted nonsense like most old men do.

"I have brought you all here to tell you the important needs of sun bathing, this will help you get all the nutrients you need from the sun as well as make you a more attractive individual. Now-" Jack was then suddenly cut off by Rickle Pick.

"Uh what exactly does this have to do with cultivation Master Shen?" Jack frowned.

"What do you mean? What's cultivation?" Jack replied with a serious expression.

"+5 Rage points"

"Uh.. Master Shen I've recently been met with a bottle neck in the Qi Refining 2 stage and I'd like some guidance.." Karen suddenly said.

"Karen.. no need to be such a Karen! Enjoy life!" Jack replied with glee.

"+5 Rage points"

"Master Shen if you don't teach us I'll have to speak to the Clan Leader!" Karen said angrily.

Jack rolled his eyes.

"Karen's will be Karen's. Okay, what is your issue with cultivation you self centered brat" Jack asked Karen, being called out in front of everyone made her quite embarrassed.

"I- I just can't seem to focus during cultivation!" Karen replied quickly

"Hmmm... that's your issue! Cultivation should be done passively! I will teach you to be able to cultivate during any situation!" Jack attempted to be wise but only sounded quite stupid.

"We've always been taught that cultivation was a delicate process Master Shen, is this true?" Guts asked with bright eyes.

"No! No no no! Cultivation is to the eye of the beholder! Listen to Master, I could teach a turtle to be an immortal after all, look at your Clan Leader, I taught him personally! Hahaha" Jack then got up and said "Now come with me, we have some training to do!"

The teens reluctantly followed their oblivious teacher.

The group reached the training grounds and stopped in front of a wide field.

"For this training we will be using Tomothy and Jimithy as training dummies as they are unimportant side characters!" Jack laughed.

"+20 Rage points"

"Training Dummies?! Isn't that dangerous?!" Jimithy screamed out and Tomothy began to cry.

"Nooooope. You see part of being a cultivator is understanding that body cultivation may be more suited towards certain individuals! They will increase their skills and you will increase your body cultivation! It's a win win scenario!" Jack stroked his non-existent beard in an attempt to seem wise. This only caused Jimithy to begin crying as well.

'Man. This seems to be an issue, since they're young they cry easier and get less angry. Sigh, this wil be an ordeal after all.' Jack sat down and began to watch as the others practiced on their new 'Training Dummies'.