1 [Chapter - 1: Oh Fuck! I'm In The Kingdom Manga! ]

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" Urgh... Why the fuck I do have a hangover... I didn't even drink..." I groaned, upon waking up. However, what came out of my wasn't English. No, it was traditional Chinese. Perfect fluent traditional Chinese, like it's my first language.

' Eh? When did I learn Chinese?' I asked myself, opening my eyes. Only when I did that, did my brain register something is definitely wrong.

Instead of white walls, was a makeshift wooden roof and walls. What I am laying on is not my King size bed either. No, it was just a lot of hay put together as a bed.

' I don't like where this is going...' My face paled, hoping, really hoping what is happening is only a dream.

[Ding! Welcome to the Warring States Period! Primarily the "Kingdom" Manga! I the - General Template System is at your service My Lord! ]

" Nope. Nope. I don't wanna." My body started to shiver to hear that unfeeling female mechanical voice. I read enough Fanfics to know where this is going! And I don't want any part In It!

' Please! Please be a Dream!' My breathing started to accelerate at a frightening fast pace. I practically hear my heart beat against my chest. It honestly hurts.

[ Would My Lord like to open his beginner Package? ]

Closing my eyes, I wrapped my arms around myself as I started to rock back and forth, mumbling 'please' every second.

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Even after an hour and pinching myself to 'wake up', that blue panel didn't leave my vision. I even bit into my tongue to 'wake myself up' that it started to bleed. Yeah...That's how bad I don't want to be here

[ Ding! Does My Lord wish to enable "General Mind"? ]

' General Mind? You mean Gamer Mind?' I stopped shaking.

[ Negative! | General Mind Effects: This allows the you to calmly and logically think things through. Allows a peaceful state of mind. Immunity to any mental disorder. It also allows you to not be very affected by psychological problems like talking to girls, killing someone, seeing death and enslavement, horror, chuthulu, necronomicon, overwhelming enemies, the size of skyscrapers, etc. (even Godzilla or some Outer God would have a hard time scaring you.) You probably don't not like the idea of killing someone, but your mind is practically all but guaranteed to be able to handle it and recover from it if it does ever end up happening.

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PS: You can turn this off and on. However, be warned, if you have it on, long enough, the System advises against on turning it off. You Mind may break down completely ]

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'... This is real, isn't it?' After some time staring at the screen, I sighed.

[ Of course My Lord. And I'm your Guide throughout your Journey. Please use me as you see fit! ]

'...' Yeah... My fear came true. I really did Transmigrate. And In Kingdom to less!

' Does this Gamer Mind-'

[ General Mind! ]

'-General Mind of yours make me stop from feeling joy or any other good emotions? It won't turn me into some cold-blooded murder hobo, right?'

[ Negative. It just helps you against bad emotions. Cold-blooded, yes maybe. But, not a this murder hobo you are thinking about ]

' Well... I am human. And humans by nature are cold-blooded and selfish. So what's a little more cold-blooded?' I asked myself. Ever since I was young I was a little cold than others, or so was told by my Mother. I don't let things or people bother me. And It's because I don't care about them. I see it like this; I don't know those people. I don't like them. I don't want their approval or their acceptance, I don't want them to love me or even like me. So why should I care what they think, or even who they are? Should I get mad, because they don't like me? They don't like how I look? No. Because it doesn't matter what they think. They mean nothing to me. I like and care for stray dogs more than those people who are too into themselves.

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' Enable General Mind.' I said, finally after some thinking.

[ Enabling General Mind! ]

Very soon, I felt myself calm down and unwrap myself. A storm of calmness and relaxation was what I can feel. Many thoughts and ideas were running through my head.

" How...peaceful." However, only this came out. I felt like I was rocking gently in the open ocean on a boat. A truly, calming experience.

[ Would My Lord like to open his beginner Package? ]

" Sure..." Now that I think about it... I feel kind of high. Everything seems..alright. My body feels heavy and yet whole. I feel perfectly in place with where I am. The slightest stimuli, whether color, sound, smell, seems to trigger imagination in my mind.

[ Ding! Congratulations on extracting the General template "Lü Bu" | Congratulations on gaining "Random Weapon Loot Box" ]

" Eh?" That was my reaction as I passed out.

The last thing I saw was a massive Tiger over me. It seemed to smile and disappear.

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