I AM .............. KEYARU

/Year 20** Universe 0\

(Narrator POV)

"Ahhh! I finally have it!!" our main character said. As you can see our mc has finally obtained his own full-dive helmet after 2 full hours of waiting in line. Our mc is walking home, while imagining himself playing Blade and Sorcery 3, which has better graphics, movements, physics, and modding compatibility then the first game. While he was walking, he didn't notice a truck coming full speed towards him. He didn't notice the truck until it was 2 seconds away from him at the speed the truck was going, but before the truck could hit him, our mc dodged the truck by stepping back quick enough. " phew, that was close now let's wait until the light is red so I could walk".

A/N: Dang MC actually dodged that. Hmmm let's step it up a notch!

Our mc continued his way home, until he heard a scream in a alley way. Our mc walked towards it and saw a women getting corned by 5 men, luckily our mc had a cellphone so he called the police and they said they will be their immediately. While he was on the call, he told the police he had a legal weapon with him that he can use so he can stall the men since they didn't have any weapons on them, they told him they'll be their in a couple seconds so he could. The reason he could do this is because of citizens arrest and he was legally allowed to do it since president _____ allowed it. "Hey! Idiots hands up" the mc said while holding a literal MP5 at them, and they did and while mc had them in his sights. The police came and arrested them while thanking mc for keeping them busy, the women also thanked mc while she was taken by the police for questioning.

A/N: GOD DAM IT, HOW DID HE HAVE A MP5 next time I'll get him

Our mc continued his way home, but while he was walking a lightning bolt almost hit him, luckily he was near a field of lightning rods that is used to power a light house. Our mc is still walking minding his own business while our author tries different cliche methods to kill him with zero success. Our author finally gives up cliche methods and tries a very unique way, while our mc was playing Blade and Sorcery 3 on his bed the author teleported in his room, holding an rpg straight to our MC's face. " Sorry dude, but an author's gotta do what an author's gotta do" *BOOM* and our mc is now getting transmigrated into the world of Redo of the Healer. "huh where am I?, wait" our mc looks at the lake in front of him and in horror says, "Oh No... I AM... KEYARU!" but surprisingly no one heard him.