1 [ Chapter - 1: Transmigration & System ]
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PAIN.
That was the first thing Damon felt upon waking up, it was Pain with a capital P. His whole body ached in ways that he could barely comprehend.
This was like having the flu, a hangover and a migraine all at once.
What had happened to him when he went to bed last night?
...He couldn't Remember...
Fear gripped him as he slowly forced his eyes open, he was greeted not with his room but a total darkness.
It took him longer to focus, to push past his pain to realize he wasn't even laying down. Blinking his eyes, he found himself standing in the middle of some park. The setting sun casting a peaceful scenery around him.
"Wh...?" The words barely made it past his lips before a new wave of pain washed over him.
He could not explain why, but instead of screaming or letting out a groan of pain.
He started to chuckle, he could feel his lips pulling back into a wide smile.
As his pain grew so did his laughter.
" Where are we? Who," He trailed off, now that he was in the right mind to notice it, his voice sounded off.
Thinking about it so had his chuckles harder for that matter.
At first he had thought it had been something in his throat, it was as sore as everything else.
Yet he realised this was not the case, he had spoken clearly this time, yet it wasn't the voice he should have.
It did sound familiar though.
Very familiar...
" Heh, my heh, face hurts," He chuckled out. He doesn't why he find this so funny but it just is!
" Ahaha! What's-Heheheha! Happening?! Ehehehaha!" Falling to his knees, Damon laughed and laughed. He laughed so hard, that he couldn't breathe properly. The ends of his black hair turned a bright green color. His once-normal light brown eyes altered themselves to bright jewel-like violet color. His tan skin color, became a white pale color like he was sick. Lastly, the veins under his skin glowed a crimson like something was alive inside him.
" Some-Heheh-Somone help Aahahahaha! Me!" He yelled/laughed.
' What's happening to me?! Why can't I stop laughing?!' What in the world is happening to him? Didn't he just go to bed after playing LoL? So - why is he laughing his ass off in the middle of some park, like he heard the most funniest joke in the world?!
' A dream?!' It has to be. Now he just hopes he wakes up soon!
A few minutes later, Damon's laughter calmed down and soon became nothing.
'... Something tells me this isn't a Dream.' Damon's hands started to shake,' Did someone kidnap me and drug me with laughing gas or something?' A joke from one of his friends? Oh wait, he doesn't have any. Well...any is a stretch - the only friends he has are a handful of Online ones and that's about it. But, none of them know where he lives.
' Did a secret company track my VPN and kidnap me in my sleep? And brought me here?' That's the only thing that could come to mind.
' Did I piss some Young Master, while playing LoL of something!?' He wasn't that toxic. Well...He was only toxic to bad teammates. So maybe the 'Young Master' kidnapped him for that?
' Man... What novels and fanfics do to the brain.' Maybe he was just Transmigrated by some R.O.B... Because hell, he sure doesn't remember Truck-kun or his side chick, Scooter-chan.
' I at least wanted to meet Morgan Freeman...'
In a matter of seconds, Damon from being into a Dream, then being kidnap as a joke to make a 'Younger Master' cry so hard, he sent his super secret Grandfather to kidnap him, and to want to meet Morgan Freeman... Something is clearly wrong with this young man. And it's just his OP LoL skills, or never being able to get fat. It's definitely something else...
' Oh bloody hell! Someone just tell me what the hell is going on!' Letting his inner British out, Damon yelled into his mind.
[ Affirmative! ]
' Eh?!' Seeing a blue holographic panel with white words - the remaining color from Damon disappeared. Even Casper would be shocked at his color!
" Oh, Scheisse." He cursed In his mother language. It really had to be a System, huh?
' Why...Why...Why!!!' Being killed by Scooter-chan doesn't sound so bad now. Hell, if that happens he would hopefully be able to meet Morgan Freeman. He always wanted to know what GOD does in his free time.
' Kill me now.' Void of emotions, Damon prayed to any being that would be able to hear him.
[ God is dead. He won't help you here - Host ] A unfeeling female mechanical voice answered inside his head.
" Say what?" In surprise, Damon sat up,' HOW?!' How bloody hell did that happen?! When did it happen?! He may not believe the in whole 'One True God' thingy, but he was as hell would like to know, how someone who would sneeze the dinosaurs, a whole race to oblivion - DIE!
[ Ding! Answering Question: The God of the Bible died in the Great War, between the Three Factions. The God of the Bible had to risk his own life by using numerous forbidden seals to seal Trihexa away to prevent it from endangering the world and later God of the Bible got killed in the war due to him being gotten weakened after the sealing process ]
' Fuck me sideways! I'm In DXD!' It just had to be one of the Novels he didn't really read fully. He only read past the KFC(Riser) Arc and that's it!
'... Damnit! Damnit! Damnit!' Whoever sent him here is gonna a find a hundred foot pole up their asses pretty soon! He swears on his none existence dignity! They fucking will!
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After a lot of cursing later, Damon finally calmed down...
' So what do you do?' He asked, suggesting to his System.
[ Ding! Answering Question: I am the Dark Multiverse Gacha System - who will authorize you to take abilities, skills, memories, people, and experiences of the most evilest and most sinister Heroes and Gods/Goddess in history.
I officially welcome you to DC, Host! The system hopes you use us as you see fit! ]
"... What I have done to deserve this?" Someone must be pulling his leg. There is no way someone could have such bad luck as him! Not even Shirou or Lancer! He is surely above the likes of them!
He's the damn "King Of Bad Luck"!
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