37 Expected

I expected this but.... the "dragon" that kidnapped the princess was..

Dragon:"hello!"

And the princess....

Princess(goddess):"you came to rescue me!"

"Can we just leave her there to rot.... sir knight?"

Twin:"good idea... uh.. your holiness"

"Yes sir "knight," I'm glad you agree with me."

Twin:"I loose..."

Goddess:"forgetting about me?"

Twin:"seems like there's a lot of bug in this forest, let's go back."

Goddess:"I have a way to get us back"

"That is?"

Goddess:"it's a purple stone that has a faint glow of gold, with that, we can get back"

"We had to find a transmigrated people, a god, and now a stone?"

Goddess:"yep!"

Twin:"do we have a choice?.."

[choice A: find the stone

Choice B: it's fine living in this world

Choice C: Waite a looooonnng time for the goddess to gain her power]

'A'

That system just HAD to follow me to this world.

[it's not like I like to follow you around.]

"We can try looking for it in the near town?"

[excuse me-]

Twin:"sure"

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I didn't expect to find the stone this quick.

"Kid, can I have the stone?"

Helene:"it's the only thing my mother left behind though..."

[that's what that kid's mother left her, can you be so heartless and take it?]

I could wait...

Stranger1:"I heard his "holiness" went missing in the middle of a quest?"

Stranger2:"really?! His "holiness" went missing?"

I need to get back, or I'll die from cringe.

"It's just that I really need it."

Helene:"if you grant one wish then I'll give it to you"

"What is the wish?"

Helene:"I need you to find my puppy I lost"

First a person, than a god, a purple stone, and now a dog.

Helene:"I know where is the puppy is though. I just can't get in."

"Get in?"

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"So the "puppy" was a magical beast and he got captured by the beast traffickers?"

Helene:"yep"

It's too late to go back, I'm already inside their base...

Trafficker1:"hey there's someone here!"

Helene:"Ah sh*t"

Helene:"let's run."

...

We are captured.

Helene:"you need to exercise."

"We would've been fine if I didn't had to carry you because you were running with that tiny legs getting nowhere."

Helene:"this is normal size for my age you know?, the one tiny here is you."

Ouch.

Helene:"hey mister, do you have a family?"

"I do have a annoying twin brother of mine"

Helene:"I see."

....

Well, sides are sides after all, they left the cage door open. We simply escaped liked that.

"We're in a roll pull of puppy or whatever you call that, which one is yours?"

Helene:"can we just release it all?"

"Fine, which one is yours?"

Helene:"the blue one over there."

"All nice and done.. and let's run now!"

Helene:"thanks for helping me."

"Finally we're out"

Helene:"here you go, you wanted this stone right?"

"Thanks"

a̶u̶t̶h̶- Helene:"you really need to exercise."she was smiling.. or is that smirking?

The earth started shaking, until I opened my eyes again and..

Twin:"we are back?"

Goddess:"well, after the author deleted the chapters, the author changed the name of this book and here is the world we know"

Twin:"so we didn't need to get the stone?"

Goddess:"yes"

"..."

Even though the clothes all turned normal, the purple rock was still in my hand