1 Ch 1 B:Stands for nothing!

"ah, oh oh what the! boobies!" says B

"What's that light" "oh oh it's the sun." "man that was just a dream? what a crazy dream." "Good Afternoon B, you look good as always with that spikey black hair and those silver bluish eyes of yours" says Sugar. "soo what were you dreaming about, you were tossing and turning saying some weird things like you wanted to touch some boobs and drip some sugar or something" "ahh ahh, nothing. it's really nothing" says B. looking at Sugar with blushing cheeks red as tomatoes. "so what's your plan for today. you going to the guild" says Sugar. "ah I'm not really sure for today, I might check at the missions board or what not."

-1 week ago-

"Hey my name is B. I bet you're wondering what that stands for, well not to bring you down it's just B, Just B. my parents got lazy naming there kids, at least my other siblings have names. mine is just a letter" "Can you go to the store for me? we need food for the house" says B's mom yelling across the house. "OK MOM!" Heading to the store, "ah it's just such a far walk" "oh hey dale." "dales a talking,walking turtle." "I let you in on a little Sercret, I was born into a isekai world and only I know." "I just wish I could go to another one tho. it's soo boring here" " find, if you want it that way" says a deep mystery voice from the sky.

"no no, I'm getting sucked. it feels soo good, this blue light is all around me I wonder-" says B. "before you finish that sentence, no, no can see that light. only you can see it" "what is this place, it's soo dark and watery" "It's called North Q. it's where people go to get isekai to different worlds, different universes." says someone coming from the shadows. "Wait dad, that you?" "oh yes it is" "oh that's where you been when you said you needed milk or something like that" "I be come a isekal god named Isekai Lord, it's a pretty nice gig. I just have to work 350 days out of the year" "well good for you" says B. "you have three options: Death,Isekai, or be my apprentice son" "well the apprentice sounds good but that means I be with you all the time soo no! I'll be Isekai tho, sounds like dumb fun to me" "very well then, you will be transferred into a world of Magic and monsters" "Wait!! will there be hot girls?" says B. "oh yes, there will. every Isekai has hot girls especially the blonde ones"

-present day-

"That's how I ended up here, luckily I ended up here with a smoking blonde" "It says on my waist gadget thingy I have very very high luck on my side. I'm now a lv6" "Lets head to the guild Master B." "Let's go after breakfast" says B.