The first major arc

Ok so since naruto returned the peaceful atmosphere in konoha disappeared. A letter arrived from Mei staring that two of the seven members of the akatsuki arrived and slaughtered the three tails jinchuriki before extracting his chakra. Tsunade said that there was outrage among the kage with iwa being the most vocal as they also lost theirs. I'd be kissed to if an artistic megumin and Kermit the phase waltzed into my village and wrecked everything.

I joined tsunade in watching useless and naruto fight kakashi after their training. Kakashi saw the most improvement once his porn was confiscated, his nature transformation progressed and his body underwent refinement due to tsunade's orders. Giving your woman be the top dog is very rewarding, she can order everyone around and get the most influential people to do menial tasks.

Anyway she made him further develop his chidori to the point it matches sauske's. Guy was also there to ship his body into shape, the depression he was experiencing led him to stop training causing his skills to decline. Now that he's back in shape he's almost kage level.

Useless also underwent training under tsunade thought it wasn't as focused as canon. She basically gave her books and made her practice before tossing her towards katsuyu, the results were that she learned sage mode somehow? The lack of two teachers actually seemed to suit her. Why do I keep calling her useless? She developed so much yet still has a hard on for sausage (it keeps autocorrecting and is funnier so I will call him as such). She made the strength of a hundred seal but designed it so she can transfer it to a person.

That's honestly kinda trash when compared to what the uzumaki girls have done with it. They've even managed to make it nature chakra compatible. I'm disappointed in myself that I can't use fuinjutsu. I tried to learn the art of sealing but dedication and hard work doesn't really pan out with that subject. I'm content with being excellent at ninjitsu, taijutsu, sage jutsu, iryojutsu and cooking. I'm above average in genjutsu what with making my own genjutsu in the past but when you live with Kurenai you learn not to get cocky in that subject.

She figured out how to slip genjutsu to the normal nervous system without impacting the chakra system meaning that without advanced knowledge of the human body you can't undo it. Even I have some trouble with it sometimes, I don't enjoy being a guineapig but it did help me develop some new genjutsu. I call it the magical nightmare technique, the infected person will find themselves in a city where they are the monster attacking innocence until certain magical girls show up to stop them.

If any of you know true fear then you won't want to be caught in this jutsu, when mil-tan and friends catch you it's not a pleasant experience. I taught it to anko and several minutes later screams shook the village from torture and interrogation. Later that night she returned extra hot and bothered due to how successful it was.

She promised more "rewards" if I could make her a custom one. So I made the enchanting echidna technique, this genjutsu places the user in a bedroom where they are greeted by a beautiful woman from another series who wears a snake. The snake then slithers around her body forming an object that she will use to torture somebody. Once the victim is sufficiently scared the woman will then turn into Orochimaru or the mutant Kabuto. I received positive feedback from this jutsu aswell though the stares I'm getting from the anbu in T&I are a little unnerving. More people for the cult!

Anyway we went of track, naruto was the exact same as canon with only learning the rasengan somehow. He can train two thousand times faster than others yet learns nothing! I'm still mad that he beat kakashi thanks to plot armour. Four days after his return we get word from temari about her brothers being attacked.

I didn't want to go to Suna right now because of that fucking horse who holds a grudge against me. So temari after visiting her boyfriend and girlfriend took the relevant people from canon to Suna whilst I continued my business ventures. Suna in trouble can impact my cash flow substantially considering how they became a major glass producer under my investment and they buy a lot of supplies from me. Tsunade made a sweet deal for trade between the two villages where I sell my stock in bulk therefore reducing the cost whilst they sell me their exotic fruit and glass.

I know it's stupid but I gotta make sure that Suna survives and develops their economy. Even in boruto they barely managed to improve. Plus my efforts make pakura happy, she's training to master all five natures alongside me though I'm using shadow clones. Lord third was delighted to help me after I began sending his clan churros and different sauces to match them.

Team 7, guy and temari head to Suna but fight kisame and itachi. Then they bum about in the desert for three days till gaara dies. Old lady Chiyo and useless double team Saori to kill him before resurrecting gaara. Naruto did his diplomatic talk no jutsu to save the situation. They'd returned and dumped kakashi in the hospital whilst I retrieved my samples. Useless managed to gather some of the poisons that Chiyo and sasori use so I'm going to develop them and make my family immune. Who knows who they sold this stuff too.

Again a short time skip occurrred with kakashi being in much better condition than the canon one thanks to tsunade and me developing the medical field much more than canon. Naruto, useless, sai and Yamato found sausage whilst the akatsuki tried to find yugito and bee, it didn't work like they intended. So far they captured the 1st, 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 6th. With yugito, fuu, naruto and bee they'll fail their mission. The only way they'll fail is if the raikage makes a major fuck up. Then I froze as that thought crossed my mind before rushing to tsunade to demand we help them.

Karin and tayuya already invented the seal that'll allow for bijuu extraction whilst keeping the necessary chakra in another part of the body so they don't die. Fuu is a test subject and we plan to drug naruto so we can put it on him. That blonde bitch will probably refuse or get drawn into some conflict before it can be placed.