So.... I got engaged.

A week passed since that dinner and I can only describe it as hell for me. Every hyuga, inuzuka and single man glaring at me like they want to gut me. Word got around about the stuff I did with mei and tsume. They spread it themselves! Willingly! Now I had to deal with six angry women who wanted to tear me apart to see what's in my head.

Anko, yugao and my sister strangled me when we were a sleep after they came out of their stupor and realised all the details from before. Shizune decided to test my poison resistance with her latest concoction during my training and last but not least there is what Hinata and Hana did.

I woke up tied in chakra steel chains in the interrogation department. Ibuki was shivering slightly while looking at the two girls who have been talking with anko. They pressured me for every detail off what happened. Tsunade tried to say it was classified but shizune spilled the beans instantly.

Two days off non stop emotional torture about how I was nice to them and how they thought we should be together then I go with two hags. Kurenai said I'm not engaged to both of them for the good of the clan with a smirk on her face. I told her that the chubby daimyo wanted to ask for her hand and I'm considering it.

Not a smart move because now we are engaged as a preemptive measure against other clans wanting to marry her. She said "if your a clan matriarch you may as well abuse it". I can tell anko and yugao are whispering things in her ear to get into the pot as well.

Then there was the mizukage delegation that arrived to discuss our new alliance. One of the terms is my engagement to the head of the terumi clan, Mei terumi. I argued about marrying a kage and being underage but they through that the water and fire daimyo offered support on this matter. Tsunade rolled over like a dog for a treat, she still won't look me in the eye.

Two things have stopped me from losing it; firstly I have to wait until I'm sixteen so three year training gap so I won't get dominated by several women secured. Secondly pakura, she has been my emotional crutch throughout this entire experience. Every one of my so called friends abandoned me as they were pressured by the women in their lives. Shikamaru and choji ? Ino scared them away, Neji and hiashi? Hinata and hanabi broke them, lee was useless from the beginning as Sakura had him whipped due to his crush on her. My final hope was kiba but he has a fear of leashes thanks to whatever hana did to him.

Pakura was there to offer me the solution of using my age to by time. She offered going rogue with her while the uzumaki duo ratted her out to shizune. My torture is the villagers, the men have envy in there eyes while the clansmen involved have pity and fear. Teuchi gave me free ramen over it a few times but ayame shot that down quickly as well.

So after a week I'm not engaged to; Hana and tsume inuzuka should I defeat her after I return, Hinata hyuga, Mei terumi and Kurenai yūhi. Others pending due to the matriarch decision. So there will be more. I'm screwed!!!!!!

I began packing and reverse summoned myself to the wolf pack to begin training. I told no one I was leaving other than tsunade through tonton. She won't talk about my location because I have the liquor supply of konoha hostage.

I met up with terry and began discussing what I'm supposed to do for senjutsu training. Mama cloth told me to wait until we rescue guiness from the horse clan so I'm preparing for horse sashimi.