chapter 30: His Name Shall Be

well guess what I only have a day until the child is born I still haven't thought about a name for the damn child cause we still don't know the gender of the child yet and I still cant think of a gender neutral name even in the book of names for gods literally there was no gender neutral names cause gender neutral names that I like haven't even been invented well I'm kinda screwed but the biggest problem is that there is no way I'm going to be able to think up a name for a child who's gender is unknown within a day I guess I'm going to need to just think of what comes to head cause complaining in front of thousands of fans of this damn novel even thought its usually like 10 to 20 people each time now since this novels popularity isn't that great probably not even top 100 hell even lower in fact it probably isn't even worth a manga adaptation (ok dude thats kinda screwed up for a webnovel main character to be complaining about the popularity of a series he's in shouldn't you be more prideful about this!) wait did you people hear something? (hey!) nah it was probably my imagination ( hey thats not funny at least pretend to listen) well I guess I should pick up Archangel from school ( HEY GET BACK HERE!)

well after picking up Archangel I realised how she hasn't actually learned anything new and after questioning her about it I found out that the school she's been going to is basically for combat and she has to pick a certain thing she wants to improve the options being mantra, martial arts, combat in general, Ki, magic, speed and weaponry but Archangel picked speed, mantra, ki, martial arts and weaponry so nearly everything She picked is exactly what I wanted to teach her but I don't think she remembered to tell me that they teach Taoism the art of cultivation (HEY THATS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE REVEALED YET!) guys I think I hear that thing again oh well back to the confirming the fact that nobody has even mentioned the fact that a school that is so expensive as to charge 10,000,000,000 every year would teach something so old its not even taught at school anymore not even at my old school which was the highest school in the land of the gods hell my school was so great it basically owned the land of the gods and I only got in due to IQ in general but I was just a user of omni knowledge which basically meant that I was infinitely smart enough to handle every situation but people that that I was some kind of buddha incarnate but the only thing is I just had a bigger grip on reality thats not wisdom thats just me not buddha incarnate thats knowledge everyone's lacking cause humans and gods are either too ignorant, too prideful or too corrupt by society and now today I never expected to find it here well I guess I could ask how they found it (or you could worry about the fact that you only have till tomorrow till your chil-) well thats better no more random words coming from nowhere oh and...WAIT I HAVE TILL TOMMORROW oh wait I dont give a fuck well time to see what Archangel is doing and just when I say that I hear a large boom and guess who it is its that damn creator but he's got way stronger artificial gods that if left un attended could spell the end of the very realm we stand on so beating about I would say 1000 of them is a big improvement but honestly I'm tired of dealing with this guy so I guess ill just destroy these fake gods and the creator and I will do so by using just a small release of ki which ended the artificial gods in about a second and the creator ran the moment I put out my hand and survived the blast so I just erased him from existence using destruction magic "hey Archangel its time for bed" I honestly do not want to have to deal with a multiverse threatening child with coping problems so making them-and just when I say bed time she fall asleep on the floor oh well fuck it I'm going to take a damn break because I've had enough of trying to deal with every little thing that breaths so time to see what's on Netflix and go to bed after even though I cant sleep

Well it's the next day and now I have to wait for the child so now I have got to wait with Honoka so I guess I'll give the narrative over to Ashura but first I have to wake him up "oi oi ya lazy ass wake up" well he's awake the lazy fuck "I'm going to give the narrative over to you for now till Honoka has the damn child oh and you may need to pick up and drop off Archangel well that's if Diablo hasn't already done it so see ya till afternoon or so" well ok but do you have to go now "YES" fiinne well I'll go drop off Archangel then we'll where is she and what I don't understand is why her eyes are sort of white-ish it's almost like staring into the eyes of a transcended being well time to wake her up also it's weird the Author has been silent recently…wait don't tell me Tora managed to shut out the Author "what's the Author" WHEN IN THE NAME OF WHO EVER GODS WORSHIP COULD SHE HEAR ME..oh wait godly beings can sort of transcend the book as in not be effected by plot well "we'll time to go to school I'll explain what he is on the way to school SO WAKE THE FUCK UP GET CHANGED AND EAT BREAKFAST" well this couldn't get any worse "can we get food on the way please" she replied "HELL NO WE AREN'T GETTING SHIT WE HAVE BEANS FROM LAST NIGHTS SNACK TIME EAT THAT INSTEAD" after that she did her usual daily routine but then by the time she was done we had five minutes left…OH SHIT[{Ashura: get going NOW your going to be late}] but she was sitting around doing nothing well that kind of doesn't matter when you can run infinitely faster then speed of light well time to go to school [{Ashura: GET UP WE DONT HAVE THE TIME TO SIT AROUND PLAYING GAMES}] well she wont get off the game so I got no choice but to unplug the Wi-Fi [{Archangel: awaken demon king Cthulhu}] [{Ashura: you got to be shitting me she can summon the Lovecraft demons}] if you are wondering what they are they are demons based on the Lovecraft mythos although they are incredibly hard to find to be able to even summon one requires mantra the size of a nonillion multiverses and thats just for the lower tier ones the high tiers are a vigintillion multiverses where did I get the numbers Tora taught why did Tora teach me and not some teacher when I was a child well guess what I was raised in a country where kids could get steel katanas for 10$ each well lets just say I was a basic child trying to become the sword god and everyday I got up practiced till I could split the universal dragon a dragon who is so big that it could swallow a sextillion multiverses yes I could kill it with a basic swing and no they're is more not one but they are not even that strong someone like Archangel could kill one thousand of them well time to take archangel to school

well we got to school but I wonder still how the hell did Archangel learn to summon the Lovecraft demons maybe ill ask Tora or should I just investigate actually I wonder if the child is here yet oh wait the child may be in the afternoon time to just wait for Tora to be done with this bullshit because I'm not waiting another second [{ Tora: oh and Ashura its your turn to do the shopping today}] FUUUUUUUCCCKKK the one thing I hate is trying to find everything we need well I'll just wait till Archangel gets back from school until then ill just go and watch some Netflix *phone rings* [{aaahhh what now this best be important}] well time to pick that damn phone *picks up the phone* [{Satan: hello Ashura I know your busy with shopping and picking up Archangel from school but I got a job for Tora but he's busy as well do you think you could do it instead}] is this guy serious if its a mission for Tora then what chance do I have Tora is a beast in combat even a trillion of those universal dragons would shit themselves knowing Tora was even within they're range well what else should I do then [{Ashura: I'll try what's the mission}] hopefully its not something I'm actually able to beat [{Satan: you have to hire the the champion of humanity Hiro Kira}] well shit this is going to be boring [{Ashura: cant we wait till tomorrow we have millions of years}] yes but who said I would be out by tomorrow

I would have the child by today not tomorrow [{ Ashura: oh finally your back but I still haven't picked up Archangel}] you really are a fucking dumbass I SAID MAY NEED TO IF DIABLO DIDNT ALREADY DONE IT MEANING DONT WORRY BECAUSE DIABLO MAY DO IT [{ Ashura:...well that works I guess so have you decided on a name though}] [{Tora: are you really asking a all knowing god if he has a name for a child}] [{Ashura: yes so then what is it}] [{Tora:....Ren}] [{Ashura:....your fucking joking right}] [{Tora: no keeping it simple}] [{Ashura: Tora its not funny I'm all for jokes but this time I'm not laughing}] [{Tora: your the one thats joking ya fucking clown I wasn't joking what makes you think I'm joking about my Childs name if I was joking about my Childs name I would say I'm naming him peter pan or some bullshit}] [{satan: he's kinda got a point}] [{Ashura: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET HERE}] [{Satan: for someone who transcends time and space traveling between to multiverses is Childs play did you honestly think I was trapped there. you do remember who created the very blades you use to cut concepts I was the one who made your blades and enchanted them below the heavens I have no equal when it comes to magic that is how I got here}] [{Ashura: ok but you didn't need to say a whole ass sentence just teleportation would have been a good enough explanation}] [{Tora: alright shut ya assholes up what about this champion}] [{Satan: well I need you to bring him into your care because he will become a big pain in the ass to deal with if the gods get to him so I want you to bring him here to put him against the gods [{Tora: so you want me to spoon feed more mouths to feed because your a pussy}]

[{Satan: well yes not everyone has a fighting boner like you guys do I actually give a shit about wellbeing and not about fighting}] [{Archangel: you guys may as well attack each other because all your doing is talking shit without actually getting shit done now can you please just do the damn mission its not like you'll ever get a chance to see a sword saint in another millions of years}] [{Ashura: how did you get a drink from McDonalds}] [{Archangel: bought it with my monthly allowance now I'm broke}] [{Ashura: why did you buy it and did you eat the lunch that was packed for you}] [{Archangel: no because I dont like broccoli it tastes weird}] [{Ashura: COME HERE YOU LITTLE FUCK WHERES THE BROCCOLI}] well Ashura grabs the broccoli and shoves it in Archangels mouth it almost sounds like she's begging for mercy when she tries to stop him from nearly choking her [{Tora: eat your the food we packed for lunch or I'll cut your allowance by 20% and take away the games}] [{Archangel: *gasps* ok *sobs*}] [{Tora: ok now everyone I'm going to go visit the Dàshèng qí tiān (literally means great sage equal to heaven in traditional Chinese according to google) I will be back later also Satan can you please take care of Archangel when I'm gone she tends to look through the draws looking for lollies}]

[{Archangel: but I want to come its boring sitting around all day}] [{Tora: oh is it now ok ya little shit lets go see the Dàshèng qí tiān}] well that was a pain in the ass and the journey is going to be boring unless you can teleport or run at light speed there well time to go

well we got there damn this mountain is huge [{Archangel: why are there monkeys coming at us with spears and swords}] [{Tora: did you really just describe are situation by accident well you deal with them I have bigger fish to fry}] and with that being said I hope she can deal with them because they are two times stronger them the false gods that she had to deal with before. [{Tora: hey Wukong ya bastard there ya are what's with the attack is attacking visitors your way of saying hi. you look exactly like the legends say}] [{Wukong: no it isn't and you look nothing like your father except the colour of your hair I have waited seven thousand years for this moment I even trained all this time and surpassed your father out of excitement as your father made a promise to me after you where born your father delayed the fight and said "my son will be the one to defeat you not me as I have to make sure he is even born now so train for the day will come when you will taste defeat so train as much as you can because your staff my be able to extend past the omniverse but it cannot extend to the your victory against my son so go back to the mountain in which you came from and wait as long as you want but one day you and my son will cross paths}] well geez I new he talked a lot but not that much

well the world is full of surprises now I got fight this guy before I actually get to see the Hero [{Tora: thats great and all but I'm here for the hero not a fight that my dad started seven thousand years ago so where the hell is he because I got way more important things to do like take care of two children who are literal nut jobs so get him out here or ill destroy this fucking mountain and your entire ancestry you fucking walking statue}] [{Wukong: so thats why your here then I'm assuming your here because of the legend that hero's evolve into sword saints when in desperate situations ok then you keep the hero if you can make him evolve into a hybrid although if shit gets to much and he doesn't evolve then I'll have to get involved}] [{Tora: are you really asking me if I of all people can make the hero evolve}] [{Wukong: yes}] [{Tora: are you serious throughout heaven and earth I alone stand atop creation and you dare to ask me if I can make the hero evolve I could create one million hero's by simply thinking of it and evolve them by simply wanting to now bring him out already I'm getting impatient}]

[{Wukong: well fine then but I still want that fight your father promised me HIRO KIRA GET OUT HERE NOW!}] [{Tora well finally I was getting impatient}] [{Kira: what is it and did you have to yell I was like twenty steps away}] [{Tora: define steps away because your saying that to people who can cross dimensions by putting there foot down in the same time it takes light to reach the earth do you have any idea the difference between your mortal steps and the steps of a god although we are no different in a sense we do a lot of things differently like breathe, exist, fight hell we even eat different}] well shit I think I'm becoming more like my father..not knowing when to stop talking then again *smirks menacingly* I'm nothing like my father [{Kira: do ya ever stop talking geez}] the guts on this bastard I swear I'll break him *kicks him in the gut* [{Tora: that should teach ya you little shit}] [{Kira: aren't you the god of Tigers as I have read }] [{Tora: was but what's your point}] [{Kira: a tiger could hit harder then that]} {[Tora: you fucking smartass I'm ending this NOW!]} now I could simply end this now but that would simply be boring and he wouldn't evolve but where is the fun in that

{[Kira: not if I have anything to say about it LIGHT OF BALDUR]} now your probably wondering what that does the light of baldur do well the light of baldur is a technique designed to increase all stats and increase the effectiveness of all skills one owns so skills that amplify your power by 10 times within 10 seconds would times it by 100 or this could increase overtime to instead of every second you get a 10 times increase it would increase to 2 million every ato seconds and so on now this would be dangerous normally for a normal person but the light of baldur is a technique that increases everything so things like strain aren't a problem because well that's not how we do things here and it's not something like overloading someone with power to the point where they would explode

{[Kira: I'm ending this now! Greek Mythos magic: power of Zeus]} and with that the skies where filled with thunder a cloud of lightning and thunder started to fill the heavens and split to form a giant blade as I stood their waiting for the blade to reach me from the sky as it does so I grabbed the tip with my two hands it felt so light but then I realised {[Tora: so it grows stronger and heavier with each passing second that's a interesting way to integrate the light of Baldur with the Greek thunder magic]}

{[kira: this technique was built to slay a demon god luckily one just so happens to appear right in front of me asking me to come with him with no explanation Tora was it…or was it Kami akumajin]}

{[Tora:..heh so you know of that name well correct that is my true name I'm not the god of that old clan but simply a shell of the former god you could say I'm his reincarnation seeing as I left my old identity behind for my own foolish reasons which I don't plan on ever atoning for]}

{[Kira: so your telling me the man Wukong desires to fight is dead]}

{[Tora: exactly he is gone reduced to something less then atoms I am simply the demon god you all fear I am the darkness that you all hide from I am the end of all so kill me where I stand or so help me I'll kill everyone here NOW!]}

{[Kira: very well then sorry Wukong I'm ending this now you won't ever find that fight you where looking for]}

{[good karma: Ragnarok]}

As the hero Kira said those words his silver hair spiked up his aura was shining a very bright white and light blue but..something was wrong his appearance shouldn't change that much it is said that the good Karma brings out the latent potential of one's mind, body and soul in other words ki or Chi but this was different all good karma are the same so why does the hero have a golden headband and a stone pillar reminiscent of Wukongs or could he possibly be a monkey king candidate

{[Tora:..so you are a candidate for the seat of monkey king that explains your massive potential and why the gods chose you and not your sister or cousin who had way more class might I add]}

{[Kira: is that supposed to be a insult you may regret your trolling Kami]}

And with that I shattered the divine blade with my two bare hands and struck him where he stood

{[Tora: no it is YOU who will regret your decision it is also me who will and this and your coming with me even if I have to kill every single fucker in this mountain]}

{[dragon king fist]}

{[redirection haki]}

{[stardust fist]}

{[Chaos breaker]}

And with those for techniques I shattered the heroes bones and Wukong wasn't very happy about that as he rushed at me and attempted to swipe me with his stone pillar

{[Wukong: Sorry Kami but since you are not the one I'm waiting for I have no obligation to treat you like the son of the old tiger god]}

{[Tora: we had a deal you damned statue]}

{[Wukong: my deal is with Tora you are not Tora you are Kami so you will be treated as such]}

As he finishes his sentence simply kicked him out of the way and continued beating Kira till he could not even whisper from the pain he was suffering from as I do Wukong kept trying to stop me from beating him so I decided to finish him off but suddenly he grabbed my hand

{[Kira: it's not your business to decide whether it's over or not it's MINE]}

He then struck me by the head and pulled out his blade

{[blade of Siegfried: Armageddon]}

And with that his basic steel sword became a a gleaming white and gold sword with white flames shooting out from the blade as he held it up and said

{[karmic flash]}

Then a slash of pure white flames came speeding in at me bending the very fabric of reality as it got closer I realised time began to slow down and the very world we lived in became distorted and I then realised our fight was destroying this continental sized mountain down to a city block as the slash came near to cutting me i simply dodged it without taking into account my surroundings so I had to run back to the slash that was about to hit a boulder which then would destroy the very mountain we stand on killing everyone here just from the aftermath of the destruction caused by the white flames

{[dragon king fist: tenfold]}

10 draconic punches then pierce the slash of white flames

{[Tora: you bastard you could have destroyed everything here are you nuts]}

{[Kira: I'm surprised that chaos even cares for the residents before you said you would kill them all just to bring me with you ]}

{[Tora: tough talk for a monkey with no working ribcage you damn spoilt human I'm definitely ending this now]}

{[80% release]}

{[dragon king guillotine rush]}

I then took a stance and rushed at the hero with a flurry of punches packed with 80% of my current power since I had no time and causality could only be repaired so many times at my current release and I didn't want to deal with it since I'm currently bored And I need the hero to evolve and

{[Tora: what's taking you so long to evolve don't tell me you are that incapable turns out you aren't shit]}

{[Kira: I don't know when I try to evolve I constantly feel like something is missing almost like my soul is completely empty like a void]}

{[Tora: it seems your the opposite of a sword saint it must be that your using the wrong energies to evolve since the sword saint is a being of absolute spiritual power being one with earths natural energy simply you lack control of your spirit it's similar to ki you have control of your mind and body but not your soul so your ki is like that of a normal human not like a hero]}

{[Kira: so I need absolute spirit control and to become one with nature should be simple]}

And with that the hero took a stance and started gathering ki from his own body and the earth soon a goldfish brown energy and a silver white energy started combining to form a sort of gold yellow sphere which slowly started enveloping his body and a great burst of energy that touched the heavens started flowing out his body till his silver hair turned became long and spiked down into a pure glowing white

{[Kira: turns out I can evolve who knew it was that easy are you ready]}

As he said that we both took a stance and got ready to continue the fight

{[Tora: I was ready the second I popped out my mother]}

So that's the end sorry for the unannounced hiatus I guess I got bored writing the novel I also kinda thought that maybe I wasn't ready to write novels since my writing wasn't very good so when writing this chapter I tried to improve as much as possible what you see in the end is my best so hopefully everything works out in the end I also have had way to much focus on Tora power level I let it overshadow my writing along with the new novel which is a very interesting concept which I will do after two or so chapters which will take place 1000 years in another world within the same series so see you next chapter hopefully I don't lose my will to write this novel again especially since I have high hopes for the new series