Chapter 34
[In another time, in another place]
In a large house three figures were drinking tea together
Kurumi: Did you know… I am 17 now!
Sawa: That is great news Kurumi-san! I can't be-
Nia: She already knew about it~
Sawa: Mou! I wanted to act surprised Nia-senpai!!!
Kurumi: *Giggle* you are always like this Sawa-san
Sawa: Mou… At least that got you to laugh
Suddenly Nia interrupted the conversation
Nia: Kurumi-chan, do you have some paper nearby?
Kurumi: Um…
Looking around the room, Kurumi could not find any paper. About to reply back to Nia, Sawa interrupted
Sawa: I knew it! You always ask for paper when you are with us. Here, I brought you some
Opening her bag, Sawa placed a big stack of paper on the table
Sawa: Here. Do what you always do manga artist-senpai
Nia: Thanks, thanks. Now… Time to make this scene into a manga panel!
[30 minutes later]
Nia: K-Kurumin-chan, Wawa-chan. G-get me some food
Sawa: Is drawing manga really that tiring for you?
Nia: Yup!
Sawa: Naruhodo
Kurumi: Here. Take some of my snacks
Suddenly, Nia grabbed the snack out of Kurumi's hands and gobbled it up
Nia: Thanks my sweet sweet kohai~
Kurumi: N-no pr-
Nia: As a form of repayment, I will draw you anything you want!
Kurumi: It's fine, it's fi-
Sawa: Nia-senpai! Can you draw Kurumi-san's subconsciousness?
Kurumi: Sawa-san!? Why? Can we maybe not?
Sawa: It's fine~
Kurumi (thinking): My subconsciousness always wears an erotic dress!!! I don't want them to think I am dirty minded!
Nia: So, what are the details!
Kurumi: Can we n-
Nia: *sniff* *sniff* K-Kurumi-chan… *sniff* are you not willing to tell your best friends?
Kurumi: It is not like th-
Nia: Then tell us!
Sawa: Um! Tell us!
Kurumi: Fine…
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Sawa: My… I don't know you have such a e-
Nia: How erotic!!! Kurumi-chan… Do you perhaps read yur-
Kurumi: No!!!! I do not!
Nia: We will see!
Suddenly walking away from the table, Nia lunged towards Kurumi's bed
Nia: Under the bed~? The pillow~? Beside the bed~? Where!?
Kurumi: It doesn't exist!
Nia: Fufufu… We will see tonight!
Kurumi: Wahhhhh!
[In another time, in another place]
Momonga: Do you all still have your {Ring of Ainz Ooal Gown}?
Yamaiko: Yup we still have it!
Luci*fer: Momonga-san, do you still have all of our equipment?
Momonga: I do… Wait here, I will get them for you
Momonga (thinking): I can't let them see Pandora's Actor or their statues!!!
Teleporting to the treasury, Momonga opened the gate
Momonga: If I remember correctly it was {With great sagacity it doth ascend-
??????: gently from earth to heaven. Again it doth descends to earth and uniteth in itself the force from things superior and things inferior - Holmyard, Alchemy, p.95}
Momonga: Tabula-san?!
Tabula: I am the one incharge of this treasury… The least I can do is to remember the code. Also, I called everyone here! Touch-san wanted a screenshot, so I think this would be a good place!
Momonga (thinking): NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
One by one, the guild members of Ainz Ooal Gown teleported to the treasury, and as soon as the gate opened, all forty one guild members laid their eyes on their statues
Ancient One: Momonga-san… Did you build all of th-
Momonga: Well… I just had a lot of time… So I just built this with my extra… Time
Peroroncino: Wow! Momonga-san. This is impressive! Can you build my waif-
Bukubukuchagama: No, we will not be doing that! Sorry Momonga-nii~ my brother is being stupid again
Momonga: It is fine… Touch-san, you wanted a screenshot for your kid right?
Touch Me: Yup! I am sure I will get a lot of bragging rights! Hahaha
Momonga: How about we do it in the throne room? We can pose like the big bad guys we always wanted to do
With the guild members agreeing, and grabbing their equipment they all teleported to the throne room where they posed like the demon lords that await the hero
Ulbert: I always wanted to do this scene, but if I remember correctly, the farthest a guild has got against us is the 8th floor
Momonga: Yeah, Aureole helped a lot. The idea to have a level 100 buffer really was genius
Momonga: So, do any of you want to check out the NPCs that you made?
Tabula: I am already satisfied. I have seen my three daughters already. On the topic of my daughters… I have changed some of their settings! You will never guess what that change is!
Luci*fer: Heh… Tabula-san is finally becoming like me! Did stress get to you?
Tabula: No… Maybe… Probably?
Momonga: Hahaha, lust like the good old times
Coup: I remember those times too! Though I thought that the wheels of society would gobble me up before I could even get the chance to come back here!
Touch Me: Life must have been tough huh…
Ulbert: Yeah, life is tough. Unlike yo-
Nubo: Enough. Let Momonga have his moment. The game is about to end so let's remain in this position as the proud gamers we are
Momonga (thinking): Yeah… I want to cherish this last moment before we have to return to reality
And so, all forty one members of Ainz Ooal Gown stood on the same spot awaiting the count down
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[Perspective change]
Kurumi: So they are here…