1 slurp slurp

Inside a cave, a naked man could be seen getting a blowjob from a skeleton.

Slurp slurp.

The skeleton slurped on that man's dick like there was no tomorrow with its imaginary tongue.

"Ah! I'm coming!"

The naked man ejected his warm, sticky, white substance all over the skeleton.

"Phew." The naked man swept the sweat off his forehead. "I'd never expect a skeleton would be so good at giving head!"

With its bones covered in sperm, the skeleton collapsed on the floor lifelessly.

"I guess the legend was true all along; that there was a skeleton in a hidden cave that gives the world's best blowjobs..."

The naked man dressed up before leaving.

"I'll definitely come back tomorrow for more!" he said as he left the cave.

After the man left, the skeleton that was on the floor slowly stood up.

"To think I'd be awoken from my hundred-year slumber by a dick in my mouth..."