42 Time Warp 8

Let me tell you? Like near two decade old space lizard tail? Tastes fucking nasty. I had to fucking roast it in my mouth with my ability to breathe fire just to get it down. Really wish I had brought a fucking bottle of water or something with me though before I headed out, the taste has remained in my mouth.

Still, as terrible as it tasted, and as much as I want to fucking vomit. I cannot deny the results. The power boost was decent, two point two million or so by the scouters count. I was happy with that. But...I got more than I expected.

Do you know what it feels like to go from breathing oxygen, to having the ability to sustain your lungs with ki? The instinctual change came over me in moments after eating the tail and I almost choked from the sudden change.

And then there was the other instinct that gnawed at me. It was hard to explain. It was like suddenly gaining another sense. And just following it by instinct let me form Bio-Armour armour my arm in the shape of a bladed arm guard, just like I remembered Cooler's fifth form having in the debut movie.

That was fucking awesome. And the shining red jewel within it was just sweet to look at. It was like having ruby in an arm guard. I could probably shed the bio armour and sell it for tons of cash.

Well, if I wasn't dating the richest babe in the world back home already.

I looked down at the armour over my right arm, before eyeing my bare chest, my gi top having been destroyed by Fu. Only rags remained. I reached up and tore it from myself, before with a thought formed a set of bio armour over my torso. I formed it in the shape of the saiyan battle armour, and formed another arm guard. Before with a thought, they turned a dark black in colour making the red bio gems on them stand out all the more and leaving my biceps and hands in clear view.

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This will do for now until I can get a change of clothes, and will work as a good base form whenever I use it as well I guess if I need to. Odds are, I'm probably only gonna use the arm guards, and maybe on my tail as well. Possibly making some boots out of it as well since well they'd be way more durable than any actual boots I can get, save ones conjured by like Guru or something.

With that done, I turned and looked up at the gobsmacked, disgusted face of Gohan and the grinning one of Bulla. Man, that girl really is a fun one. She's all Bulma, but enhanced with that saiyan instinct

I sprang up, clearing the distance between us in a blink of the eye with my speed and landed beside them again, "Well, now we can definitely get a move on." I said, letting a casual smile splay across my face as if what I just did wasn't a big deal.

Best not let them know I wasn't sure if it would work or not. The game that Tock guy was in, was never very thorough in explaining how eating Frieza's tail gave the dude a power boost. Thankfully, it worked though. And if things went wrong like they did for that Tock dude, or well mutated my looks like his I'd just get Shenron to fix them soon. I'm too sexily handsome to look that ugly after all.

"...Why...?" Gohan struggled to get the word out, looking miserable.

"In one of the futures I saw, some guy named Tock ate Frieza's tail after Krillin cut it off and got a huge power boost," I shrugged, "I wasn't expecting to get Frieza's or well King Cold's racial ability to breathe through ki alone and the ability to create bio armour but I'm not complaining."

"It's disgusting and unhygienic!" Gohan protested.

"Yup, it was and his tail tasted rancid," I continued smiling and withheld the urge to burst out into laughter, "But with my regeneration anything actually harmful from it will be taken care of."

"Let's...Let's just go." Gohan slumped in defeat when I continued to be completely unrepentant, to the amusement of Bulla who burst out laughing.

"I think it was pretty ballsy of you daddy." the curvy violet haired half saiyan thumped me on the shoulder and winked at me, "And this armour stuff is really cool too! wish I had it."

"Well, if Cooler, Frieza's older brother turns up here at any point, you can kill him and eat his." I laughed lightly.

"Huh, there's another one then? Sweet!" Bulla punched her fists together, "Then I'll do that!"

"Frieza has a brother!?" Gohan whipped around and stared at me in shock.

"A son to I think." I 'helpfully' pointed out.

"Ugh, that'd be all I need." Gohan palmed his face.

I eyed him in amusement before Bulla poked me in the cheek drawing my attention back to her, "So where to now?" she asked.

Now? Now I guess it was time to check back up on Bulma and Dende. Make sure they were coping alright with what they saw.

"For now, I need to check on Bulma and Dende." I replied and swiped my hand through the air, opening up a portal to my personal dimension where I could feel them in it. It seemed they were inside the space ship.

"Bulma and Dende!?" Gohan gasped, looking up at me,"They're here with you?"

"Yup," I replied, gesturing to the portal, "Just right in here. I left them in here to be safe when we arrived here and we saw what was going on. I felt you guys fighting so I rushed on over."

"Another version of mom?" Bulla grasped her chin before grinning widely, "This should be fun!"

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