The Saiyan Saga 2

Thankfully, when Guru put me down my super regeneration had already taken care of the creaks my bones had gained from the greatest of bro hugs.

"So, what's up?" I grinned at him, noting that he'd changed his clothing. Before, he had worn a white robe, but now he was rocking a pair of pants and open vest that bared his hugely muscular torso to the world.

Frieza would take one look at those muscles and run for the space boonies.

"Nothing much my young friend," Guru smiled broadly, "Things have been quiet here for the most part. Admittedly I became worried when you disappeared, but Porunga while not able to bring you back was able to tell me of what occurred and I could rest easy knowing you would be back."

Ah, he actually used Porunga just to look for me? Despite how much the Namekians disliked using the Dragon Balls themselves? Man, I'm actually a little touched.

"Good to know, so what's with your crazy power?" I asked, gesturing to him curiously.

"Ah, this, it was nothing special either," Guru chuckled, waving me off with a huge green hand, "When Porunga was unable to bring you back, I decided to use the wish to bring my evil half, the one you know as Lord Slug to Namek, where I put an end to his evil and assimilated him back into myself. This power boost you see, is merely the result of us joining together again, not unlike the ones you know as Kami and Piccolo."

Huh…well that made sense I guess. I mean, Piccolo fusing with Kami actually made him relevant and Guru was way stronger than Piccolo was at base.

"How is Dende?" Guru asked before I could think of anything else.

"He's fine," I replied, "Way stronger than he was before now, not far off of how strong Nail was when we got tossed into the future. And he's really come into his own with his abilities and a lot more confident in himself.

Somehow, Guru's huge smile got even larger, "Good, good, that is splendid news, I'm glad my child is flourishing despite the odd circumstances."

"You wanna see him?" I asked, I could easily bring him out.

"No, no," Guru shook his head, "I think it best to put off meeting him again for a while, let him come more into his independence, it will do him more good I believe."

"Fair enough," I shrugged, "We'll have to get a move on soon anyway and head for Earth, I don't know if the guys back home will be fine to deal with the saiyans without me and I'm getting a little antsy."

"Well, if that is all, there is no need to worry, I have been keeping an eye on Earth just in case you did not return in time," Guru assured me, "The saiyans approaching your planet are still a few weeks out from arriving and I'm sure you'll be pleasantly surprised, but quite a few of your Earthling friends have grown well strong enough to defeat the one known as Vegeta outside of his Oozaru form thanks to you."

…Wait, what!?

Some of them had actually surpassed Saiyan Saga Vegeta? I mean, it's a low, tiny level, I could smite Vegeta right now with one of my pubes, but for those guys who weren't abusing cheats like me, it was actually pretty impressive.

I'm curious now to go take a look at things!

"Well, I'll head back in a bit then," I grinned, "Before I do though, I was wondering if you could do me a bit of a favour, to help a bit with that prick Fu."

"The annoyance that threw you into the future?" Guru cocked his head to the side, before nodding without hesitation, "Yes, he is quite the odd being, a plan to deal with him is something we need. I will lend any aid I can."

"Well then, can you make me another dimension like the one you did before?" I asked, grin threatening to split my face, "Just a completely empty one, a void really with nothing in it at all."

If he had eyebrows, I'm sure Guru would have raised them at my request, "…Very well, that is easy enough to accomplish, a few hours of effort at best."

Bitchin!

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While Kakarot was returning back in time and meeting up with his brother from another species Guru, the rest of his party were exploring his personal dimension and the changes it was going through.

Bulma was rushing around the place at super speed, eyes practically sparkling at the newly built tech within the place, claiming that despite the infancy of the place, it put even Capsule Corp to shame.

Dende had never seen a place like it himself and was examining everything and anything like a country bumpkin.

Bulla herself, she didn't really care. It was advanced tech, woopdeedoo. Growing up in a world with shitty toasters that killed everyone for shits and giggles kinda put a damper on her enjoyment of the shit.

So she just headed to her favourite place in the dimension. The courtyard the new high tech castle thing had built itself around where two towering monolithic trees pierced up into the sky for miles on end.

"…What the fuck is this!?" Bulla sputtered in shock when she got there though.

It had been a while since she'd been here, but she was sure that wasn't there!

That, being some kind of pod with a familiar comatose blonde laying within it.

She should be dead, sucked up inside that shitty bugs ass pussy tail thing alongside her faggot twink brother.

Her head twisted to look over her shoulder and she glared at the miniature shitty bug who had been following her, "You!" she spat, "Explain!"

"Cell went potty!" Cell merely grinned smugly at her through that stupid beak mouth thing of his.

She resisted the urge to blast him with a ki blast and erase him from existence.

Kakarot would be pissed if she damaged his precious trees. Like seriously, so pissed he might not actually fuck her like she wanted.

"I'm serious, this bitch should be dead!" Bulla spat, "You fucking ate her."

"Curiosity killed the cat you know dear sister," Cell tuned serious, crossing his arms and rolling his eyes at her, "If you must know, father asked me to regurgitate her after he was sure I'd spent enough time with her in my body to not lose my perfect form, and since father asked, I did so."

This guy really pissed her off. She played up the kinky daddy's girl thing because it was kinda hot, and she got a bit of a kick out of it imaging her actual father roaring in rage about it all, not to mention he kinda was technically her step dad now, which was funny as fuck in of itself.

But this guy? He literally was a daddy's boy. Why, she didn't get. He was supposed to be some super apocalyptic evil, yet just taking his evil side from him…made him this? He hung on Kakarot's every word as if he was the god of gods himself, the be all and end all.

"That explains the how, but not the why." she crossed her arms and glared back.

"I felt no need to know, I had no interest in Android 18 after she fulfilled her purpose to make me perfect," Cell shrugged uncaringly, "Father has plans for this one, that is all that needs to be said."

…Fucking little suck up bug man.

Huffing, Bulla ignored him and turned around, stomping over to examine the blonde android within the pod. Honestly, it just looked like a hospital bed in a pod, nothing interesting.

Though, there was something that caught her eye. At the top of the pod, there was a large number being displayed.

436,000,000

"The hell is with these numbers?" she asked.

"That is Android 18's approximate Battle Power," Cell easily explained, "Father has been feeding the wench some of his fruit each day, apparently his plans will go better if she is stronger."

'And even being fed fruit personally by him every day, all she has is a pathetic four hundred and thirty six million?' Bulla scoffed in derision.

Six months ago, that completely dwarfed anything she was capable of a hundred times over. But now? While stronger than her base, as a Super Saiyan she could kill this stupid blonde slut as easily breathing.

"Whatever, I've lost interest now." Bulla scoffed, walking away, she was going to go train until daddy let her out.

"Bye bye dear sister, do have fun blowing things up like the meat head you are will you?" Cell mockingly waved after her.

Stupid bug!