8 Plans Forming 3
So...
I've got a kick ass house now. And two..minions? Yeah, I'll go with minions I suppose.
The question is, with my new house, which is stocked up with the latest appliances and food. And my two pets slash minions slash sparring partner. What should I do now? I mean, as far as the larder goes, Tao had kept himself stocked up pretty well. Enough to last a few months even with my appetite. Quite the meticulous guy, if it weren't for the fact that he didn't even notice me when I boldly just swaggered into his house and killed him like a gnat.
Actually, should I feel bad about that? Because I don't. Tao was a piece of trash who murdered people for a living. I'm not gonna lose any sleep over him. The original might agonize over it though, he was soft like that. Whatever, it doesn't matter. Sitting on the roof of the dome mansion while Ichiji slept on the couch and Niji tried to repair the door, I stared up at the darkening sky above me and sighed. "The hell should I do now?"
I'm fourteen years old body wise, with the pre programmed knowledge of an alien warrior baby. Thirteen years of knowledge of a strange boy who grew up in the woods who then went on to save the world from a demon king and a full grown man that had completed school and actually worked jobs before. No matter how you look at it, my head is weird mish mash of things that really don't fit together well. And in a year, a midget with the power to blow up the planet is gonna come looking for seven mystical balls that jizz out a dragon when gathered together and grant any one wish.
What is my life right now? I had to hold back the urge to blow some shit up with a ki blast or two. Piccolo will come and grouch at me again, probably.
But honestly, I just don't know what to do. Training to get stronger is all well and good. But a year of doing nothing but that will be mind numbing as hell. I'm not as simple a person as the original who could literally lose track of the years he could stay in the woods training.
I need the internet. I need video games. I wanna check out girls. Most of all, I freaking want to live. I don't want to waste away my life like the original did. All things considered, he's pretty much a bum fighter for the most part. he literally has spent maybe ten years at most of his first son's life with him by time Pan is born in canon. I don't wanna be like that. I don't even really want kids, but if I had them, I don't wanna end up like that, traipsing off to who knows where at the first sign of a new rising power level.
Honestly, I should go take care of some things in advance. Like Wheelo, he's got a base somewhere in the Antartic or something like that. I could just go blow him the fuck up before he starts anything. Or hell, I could go find Gero right now and put him down before he ever activates an android. Though, that would leave the world without Baeteen and the delicious Android 21.
"Aaah...am I really letting my dick influence the fate of the world?" I lamented to myself with a sigh. Because honestly...I kind of am. I mean yeah, the androids and the like are needed to help get the others stronger, they need to face threats and get strong enough. The big end game with the Tournament of Power kind of relies on everyone being strong. I know a ton of ways to cheat to gain strength. But I'm not going to delude myself into thinking I could win that by myself.
...I could maybe, on a long shot, beat up to Buu myself. With what I know, it isn't too out of the realm of possibilities. Honestly speaking, if my hopes are on point, I'm expecting to break fifty thousand as far as battle power counts by time Vegeta gets here, and that's lowballing as far as I'm concerned. By then, more senzu beans should be ready and I can readily abuse the zenkai again. I can't remember how many senzu's Korin grows by time Vegeta and Nappa arrive, but I'm sure there should be around five. I could just take them all myself and clean up the two saiyan invaders myself. Fuck canon. Then I could abuse the zenkai's myself, five times over.
But Piccolo needs to die for the others to really want to go to Namek. So, maybe I should hang back a bit and let the others fight first? If I time it right, and take my ship to Bulma and her dad and get a ship like the originals in canon. Then I could make that trip in that ship with Krillin and more importantly Gohan. If Gohan is stronger than in canon by time Vegeta arrives, which I expect with what I told Piccolo and I trained with him under intense gravity, and then he got his power unlocked by Guru and abused a zenkai at least once with Dende, he could easily break a million in battle level before the bulk of the fight with Frieza begins. And I myself should be far higher than that.
Regardless, whether it is me, the original or even Gohan, one of us needs to become a Super Saiyan by the time the Namek saga concludes. Otherwise, my meta knowledge will be for shit and threats like Cooler, Hatchyak and shit could pop up at anytime and w'd have no way of fighting them off.
Damn Caulifla and her boobs and her tingly back. Why couldn't I become a Super Saiyan that freaking easy? It'd be freaking easy street for the next five years or so if I could turn like she could.
"Sitting around here won't do me any good," I sighed in annoyance and stood up, jumping off the top of the dome mansion and easily landing on the ground a moment later. "I should just take one idea on the side and run with it."
There's only really two ideas I can run with right now. I'll put the disposing of villains on the back burner for now. But that leaves me with taking my pod to Bulma - not gonna lie, Bulma is hot and I'm a teenager, I wouldn't mind using her for some free fan service. Honestly, the amount of times she ends up losing her clothes, can anyone really blame me?
The other idea is...
I charged an orb of red ki in my palm and fired it into the air, "If it falls right, I'll take my pod to Bulma," I said to myself, watching the red streak shoot high up into the sky, for literally miles. Wow, my eyesight is way better than I imagined. Saiyan bodies are so hax man, "If it falls to the left, I'll go steal Tien and make him my sparring buddy."
I figure I can beat Tien into a stronger shape than canon. And he could get even stronger if he learned Master Roshi's buff, Pump Up form, that things gives like a 1.5 times multiplier I think. Wait...Can't I just learn that as well!?
