A Farmers Life 5

"So this is Frieza's ship?" Bulla looked around.

While I stared straight at the medi-tanks and other equipment spread throughout the room? Green light appeared from my eyes and washed over the medical equipment for a few moments, before disappearing.

The Big Gete Gamer System finished with its job.

I chose this room in particular, simply because we didn't have this kind of technology. So, I had the Big Gete Gamer System scan it all so it- I mean she, I really need to get used to that.

So she could recreate it.

I had senzu beans growing in my dimension now, producing over twelve a day because of the sheer abundance of ki the stalk was getting access too so I didn't exactly need this medical equipment.

But free technology upgrades are free technology upgrades.

Bulla raised her eyebrows at me, but didn't comment, "So, is that bigger one Frieza then?" she asked, cocking her head in the direction of where I could sense Frieza.

"Yeah, that's him." I nodded.

Bulla frowned, "…He feels kinda weak, nah like super weak. I won't even need to transform into a super saiyan to beat him if he's this weak." she said, a pout forming on her lips.

"He's using his bio armour to force himself into a weaker form and suppress his power," I replied with a shrug, "He's a lazy motherfucker that's never trained a day in his life. Instead of training to control his power, he just suppresses it and lazes around."

Someday, I too will be able to laze around like that.

He's such a lucky motherfucker being able to laze around as he pleased like that for so long. I'm totally jealous. Ignorance sure is bliss.

I'm gonna punish him for living out my literal dream.

Yeah I'm jealous, so what?

I'm also petty, which Frieza will find out soon.

"Alright, let's go kick his ass then." Bulla grinned and began marching out of the room. Just as she got to the door though, it opened up and a purple skinned alien dressed in frieza force armour, with a long tube shaped head covered in spots made it or rather his way inside.

And froze at the sight of us.

Bulla punched him in the face.

And his face went splat.

"Nooo! Appule!" I gaped as he died right in front of me.

"Who?" Bulla cocked her head to the side, giving me a weird look even as the corpse toppled to the ground.

I wanted to catch him in a mafuba ball!

The true mark of a mafubamon master was being able to take even weak mafubamon like him to the league and defeat the champion!

"Just…don't kill the fat pink alien with the spikes on his skin or the pretty green skinned guy." I sighed.

Though just to be sure, I quickly conjured a pair of mafuba balls into my hands.

"…I'll try but these guys are super squishy." Bulla shrugged, and continued on her march towards where Frieza was located.

I'd even prepared in advance for this shit by unlocking the potential of my current party of mafubamon.

I trudged after Bulla in annoyance. And I ignored the screams of pain and death throes each and every alien made as we came across them and Bulla punched them, to death.

'Such a violent girl.' I rolled my eyes.

Who the hell did she get that from? Gohan sure as hell didn't train her to be like that.

…Wait is this my fault?

Nah, couldn't be. I've hardly even trained with her. I can't have had that much influence.

Well I put it out of mind as we finally reached out destination, the big doors leading into the main hub of the space ship, where Frieza currently was.

Luckily alongside the two strongest battle powers on the space ship besides him.

Instead of opening the door though-

Bulla punched them straight off of their hinges, "Knock knock bitches!" she greeted, swaggering through to meet the stupefied gazes of three aliens.

The pretty Zarbon, the chunky and spiky Dodoria-

And Frieza in his first form.

…Casually reclining in a hovering pod chair thing.

'I totally forgot about that!' my eyes widened in remembrance. That thing is like a lazy boy chair times one million!

I want that.

'Mine.' I decided right then and there.

"Right so that's the pretty one I guess," Bulla nodded looking at Zarbon, before her gaze went to Dodoria, "And you're the spiky one, so you two can stay out of the way, you're too weak anyway. I might accidentally you if I fight you two."

And with a grin on her face she turned to Frieza, "That makes you Frieza huh?" she beamed excitedly, "Hi I'm Bulla, I'm here to beat you up and eat your tail."

"…Excuse me?" Frieza stared at the girl, bemused.

"You heard me," Bulla cracked her knuckles, "You feel pretty weak right now, and you're tiny and pathetic looking too. I hear you have some transformations though or something like that, you better hurry up before I punch you and you die."

"…An odd challenge, I've never had someone infiltrate my ship en route before," Frieza worked his mouth as his eyes narrowed, "Usually I'd find this quite novel, but you're mouth has spelled your doom girl. Dodoria, Zarbon, deal with this trash."

"Yes sire!" Zarbon quickly replied and went to jump into action alongside Dodoria-

Only for the pair of them to be pelted in the head by a pair of mafuba balls that knocked them on their asses clicked open a second later.

And unleashed swirling winds of green and yellow that sucked both of them up like wet noodles and clicked shut a moment later.

In not even a second, it was done and both were captured.

"Yes!" I, completely ignoring Frieza for the moment pumped my fist into the air in celebration and then spread my fingers in a peace sign of pure victory, "I Caught a Dodoria and Zarbon!"