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To Be Reborn As A General In Disguise

~Accepting my death just to wake up as a substitute general.~ She is the CEO of the most notorious assassin corporation, is known as the Empress Death, and is a master at uniting individuals into an unbeatable team. Due to an unknown ailment, she died unwittingly during her sleep; upon awakening, she found herself inhabiting another body. "Where the hell I am ?!" she looks around and saw a full-body bronze mirror she shriek "AHHH! " Ah?!" she froze and touch her face "Hmmmmm...I am so handsome "Wuxia was stunned upon seeing a beautiful face in front of a bronze mirror and she looked herself up and down yet...... She noticed something wrong... Huh? Eh? "A block of bandages?"

Eccho27 · Fantasy
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34 Chs

Just a lizard

The three idiots (the three vice commanders^^) and the lizard quickly get nearer to the army's direction.

"Ahh! Go away!" the soldiers scowls

The warriors are sighing and mumbling colorful words at them, the warriors look at Hua Heng and her two commanders with, "We don't want to be involved ah " look on their faces.

Hua Heng sighed and amusedly said," Fine....scatter! Scatter! If you don't want to help those idiots, I mean those three commanders then fine let them settle their problems it's not our problem in the first place fufufu" She quickly ordered her horse to run while the warriors scatter themselves avoiding the trio and the enraged lizard behind them.

"Respect a monkey with a brain like a human and ignore the dog with a brain of a chicken"(Respect those who bring good and honor while ignoring those who carry only trouble)

This quote can be described in the scene today as the once-lined army is now scattering themselves to avoid the trio and the lizard while the helpless trio is running in circles while being fired with fire by the furious lizard.

"Eh is that an egg?" One soldier said as he saw an egg as big as a watermelon being held by Du Fang

Chen Diyu, Yu Heng, and Rou Hua Heng saw the egg and sighed

*That's why they are being chased! FOOLS*

Du Fang was panting while he is still holding the watermelon-sized egg tightly.

"Huhuhu no one is helping oh! Those bunch of bastards waits until I'm freed from this crazy lizard aiiya! Don't breathe fire my precious hair!" He immediately soaks his slightly burn hair with water from his innate power when he suddenly slips and let go of the egg

***cccrraacckk!***

All of a sudden silence was engulfed

"My egg!" Du Fang

"\0o0/ It cracked!" The twins

"No sh*t Sherlock ! " the entire army

"Kekekeke" Rou Hua Heng evilly cackles ( she is having so much fun)

The poor egg was shattered and the yolk was brightly seen.

*Oh oh that's too bad that big egg is good to be fried into a giant sunny side up for breakfast eh but hehe those three should run for their lives as the owner of the egg is in raged mode*( Rou Heng thoughts)

*But I'm more excited to see them being toasted hoho*(^_^)

All of the sudden an earth-shattering cry can be heard coming from the fire lizard. They look at the lizard as it transformed or instead grows in size and teeth and claws elongated and sharpened, its red beady snake eyes look deadly on Du Fang. The lizard again roars and launches itself in Du fang's direction.

"OH, Mother! Help me!" Du Fang starts to run

"Aiiya...this fire lizard is sure scary oh... look her level increased sure females are scary when their child was harmed eyy ah pity a pity " Rou Hua Heng sighs and shed one crocodile tear

In a dimensional space, a certain loli in pink was fusing anger.

"Master is sure had a heart of gold, ah look she sheds tear yet it can't be considered white but black ah so black ah!" The little bun whines

"Look how miserable the lizard is now? Your soldiers just snatch her egg and break it in front of her, isn't that abuse?! '' Meimei added wanting to guilt trip her master

Raising an eyebrow," You brat stop fussing eh? Why would I help that lizard ah it's her own fault she didn't notice those three idiots snatching her egg and scold those three not me, ah I save those who have benefits "

"....." little bun is speechless

Outside Du Fang was busily defending against the attacks of the crazy mother lizard by using his innate power, water. At the same time, the twins devilishly smiled in relief and sit meters away from the lizard-like the other warriors.

"Ahhhh! STOP CHASING ME! Help me, ah this lizard is so strong. Aiya! Don't throw fire on my hair! Damn!" He docks saving his slightly toasted hair from the incoming fire and releases water balls with formed spikes to the lizard

The lizard roared in pain as its red eyes glared more at him when a sudden laugh was heard

The twins were laughing as they point to Du Fang.

"Aiya! Look brother is sure strong oh"- Mo Ran

"True look his hair was nearly burned hayst I'm slightly disappointed ah I thought I can see a bald Du Fang now aye what a pity" -Mo Ren

"Hhahahahaha! Bald means monk"- Mo Ran

"Pui!" Everyone stifled their laugh when they heard the twins' interaction and look pitifully at Du Fang who is being chased.

"These traitors wait I will drag the two of you here ah! " He grudgingly shouted as he finally jumps into the air and created a massive water ball throwing it to the lizard

Splash!!

The flames around the lizard were extinguished and the lizard roars again its eyes show that she is truly gone mad. Its snake eyes roam for possible victims and finally sets on the laughing twins.

Kill!

The lizard throws itself at the twins and breathes fire into them. Of course, the twins were stunned but escaped yet the tip of their long braided hair was burned to make their faces turn dark.

Our freaking hair! You crazy lizard! We will burn you until you become a coil ah!

" HAHAHAHA NOW WHO HAS TOASTED HAIR?! DESERVE!" Du Fang laughs victoriously as he managed to drag the twins

And so, the twins join the chasing game of Du Fang and the insane lizard.

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After fifteen long minutes, the severely wounded fire lizard was struggling to stand. Its body was full of green blood from the deep wounds caused by the trio that is now standing and panting slightly with tatters and burn hairs and face. The fire lizard roars its mightiest while eyeing the three as it struggles but before it can move its claws the lizard cries again and...

Sshhuuwwaaa!

A burst of light came out from the lizard and then the wounded lizard turns into an orange Roark

(Roark terms for the gems from the beasts^^ by can be used to create weapons or to help in increasing level >>>just created only<<<)

All of them sigh in relief

Finally, they can continue traveling without any hassle while the trio was exhausted both physically and emotionally (having their precious hairs burn slightly).

" Is it fun?" Hua Heng teased

The trio looked at her and pouts.

"Not at all"

The End of the the chapter^^