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"Yea baby that sounds good, I'd really like that alot. Can u just, at LEAST send me a picture? I cant find u online anywhere?

"U can just see me in person, why not? Aren't u coming?"

"Yea, I can do that I guess...what u look like again?"

"Um about 5'6, long hair...thick."

"Ooh shit baby, yea...that ass fat?"

"Hell yea.."

(Nigga she ain't got no friends?)

"Hey, u got some friends? My homie with me...Ion want him to be lonely and shit."

"Can't u come alone?"

"Well it's um, I aint...my car fucked up right now. U gone suck this dick though if I come?"

"Yea, I would love to taste that meat..."

"Shit, Baby."

"And u ain't got nooo pictures? NONE?"

"Unh unnnh...well I got a baby picture."

"Fuck I wanna see that for...let me just see that pussy then Bae, u ain't got facetime neither?"

"No Daddy."

(Well why the fuck she be on the chat line?")

"Ssssshhhh"

"Aiite, let me see that pussy baby."

"Ok..."

(Covers phone)

"Man, I bet she got a fat ass twat!"

"Did U get it?"

"Damn Baby that was fast...let me see if it came through...Yea, I got it, ooooh shit. Send me another one, spread them lips for me."

(Nigga, send it to my phone too!)

"Aiite, aiite...sssshhh. U taking it baby?"

"Yea, its coming..."

"Oooh I like that...(unzips pants)

(Nigga don't do that shit in here! My mama in there fool!)

"It's sent, u get it?"

"Yea...wait this the same pic!"

"Oh, well I tried u want me to take it again? I can try but its kinda dim, we got 25 watt light bulbs."

"Let me see them titties them..."

"Why u just can't come see them in person?"

"Damn Baby, ok...u gone be fresh for me?"

"Yes Daddy, I stay fresh..."

(U got some gas money nigga?)

"Yea baby, I'm on my way..."

"Ok, call me when u pull up..."

"Bye"

"Nigga u bout to go way to Antelope Way to see this hoe, u don't even know what the fuck she looks like!"

"That pussy so fat nigga...I'll put a paper bag over her head if I have to."

(Laughter)

"Fam, don't be in there all day...see if she can call a friend."

"Aiite."

(An hour later)

"Yea, I wonder if this bitch smoke...I know she got a blunt. Right here, 1633 this the house. The bitch papered up, I know she right nigga!"

"Fool u get all the good hoes...im hatin like a bitch...get the fuck out my car!"

"Aiite, let me hold the Chanel...need a little spray on, nigga been sweating. Ima text u a thumbs up when u can pull off if she aint got no friend."

"Bet"

(Opens car door)

HELL YEA, THIS BITCH GOT A KIA!

THAT PUSSY SO FAT...

(Rings doorbell)

(Door opens)

"She done let this nigga in...I can't stand his bitch ass! That nigga finna get that ass...man, fuck!"

1 minute later

"Damn nigga, what the fuck? That was fast, he already coming out? The fuck, was it a man?"

(Runs and opens car door)

"Uh, oh...u look like u seen a gho..."

"NIGGA GO!! NOW HURRY UP!! MAN WHAT THE FUCK!"

~~~~~

"U know where that is? The Brier Village Mall exit..."

"Ok...hell yea though, I, I remember yo ass girl! Fine ass...slim waist, u use to be with Meechie nem over T-Bone nem house. Bowlegged ass...girl come here!"

"Shit u on yo way ain't u, I told u my car in the shop..."

"Yea Baby, hold on." (Mutes Phone)

"Bae, Mama want me to take some fish to the church, where the keys at."

"On the dresser and hurry up! I gotta pick up the prescription for Ty ear infection before they close. Shit u need to tell her u ain't no muthafucking errand boy! She got some DAMN GAS MONEY?! Ooh, I can't stand her..."

"Hello? Yeeeaaahhh, Shid I had to see what's up, um I um I gotta pay somebody to watch my nephew, Im babysitting for my sister...u got a couple dollars I can hold til Friday?"

"I think I do, how much? Like ten dollars?"

HELL YEA A SACK...

"Oh, yea, yea...she got a lil ole Elantra u know...shiiidd hell yea. Girl...what's yo name? Nicole?"

"Tasha..."

"Oh, yea Baby um Im finna hop in...

"UNLOCK THIS DAMN DOE! WHAT U DOING BEATING YO MEAT!"

"YEA, YEA...A NIGGA BOUT TO SLIDE THRU...AIITE, BET."

(Ends Call Opens door)

"BAE! Shit! y u knocking like that!"

FUCK I DIDN'T GET THAT HOE ADDRESS! BRIER VILLAGE EXIT...FUCK! LET ME TEXT THIS BITCH. SHE SAY SHE GOT THAT IPHONE 9 NIGGA...YEA!!

"I HAD TO BOO BOO!"

"Nigga it don't even smell like Boo Boo in here!"

(Slams door)

(Deletes Chat Line number)

15 Minutes later...

"Say my nigga...let me get that corn sack on credit til Wednesday, my girl get paid."

"Maaaan, look here, say fam I need alll mine! Like real shit Bro!"

'Aiite, aiite Bet. Im hit u up!"

(Leaves Trap)

YEA NIGGA, get this bitch high...eat that ass, know that ass cleaner than Rhonda's...

"1633 Antelope Way...shidd right there. Hell yea, she got a Kia, she can boost me off when I leave..."

(Smells breath)

FUCK! Um, oh well...

Hell yea, she looking out the window...fine ass yellowbone, Quan gone hate on a nigga...'AWWW mane where the fuck u...', she opened the doe...fuck I ain't got no condom, she better spit on this dick if Ima fuck her raw. Sexy ass, let me tuck my pistol, this bitch got a nigga somewhere...

"Where she at? Oh she want me to come in..."

(Enters)

"BITCH! HELL NAW! AAAAHHHHHHHH!"

(Backs down the driveway)

FUCK NO! I THOUGHT WE...MANE FUCK! (Crying)

(Door closes)

"These niggas ain't gone believe this shit..."

(Sits down, Cocks gun)

"Girl what they say happened?"

(Screaming, Crying)

"ION KNOW SHAY! HE JUST, JUST PUT THE GUN TO HIS HEAD AND PULLED THE TRIGGER! WHAT WE GONE DOOO!!! HE GOONE!"