chapter 1
'thoughts'
"Speech"
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all around me I could see nothing but void. Suddenly I felt a pain in my head and tried to reach for it ,but I couldn't move any part of my body. It felt like I was frozen.
Then I remembered, I died. Now this wasn't you normal death by like old age or guns or something. No this was something much greater, I died by choking on thighs.
Then I saw a blinding light and a figure appear in front of me.
"Is that you God?" I ask suspiciously.
"No it's me!! DIO!!!!!!"
"NANI!!!!-"
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"Is that you God?" I ask suspiciously
"Sort of." The being answered.
"Huh?" I ask questioningly
"I am a god not the god" he answered
"Oooohhhhhh" I said
"Quick question why am I here" I asked
"It is the way you died mortal."he said "you see I am the god of pride and honour"he continued."once the story on how you died was released it allowed all men on earth to feel an overwhelming amount of pride for what you were able to do." He said
"And that fed into almost every manon earth honouring you in some way. He said
'okay if historians and authors did something right that means that most likely boosted his strength in some way' I though
"You are correct for thinking that mortal" he said as he casually read my mind
'so he can read my mind noted' I thought, but then I realized something" your answer didn't really answer.my question so why am I here again?" I ask again
"You see you dying didn't just increase my by a small margin mortal no, it increased it over a hundredfold." He answered
"So I brought you here to read you by sending you to another world and granting you three wishes." He continued
And as soon as he said that I started to fangirl. I mean come on how wouldn't when they get to go to another, and with wishes at that.
After I a few moments*hours* I stopped fangirling and ask "does the world count as a wish.""no." The god said.
"Are there any restrictions on the the world I can go to??" I ask. "Only one." He said " and that is you can't go back to your original world." He said
' alright James you can pick through an infinite amount of worlds so let's get thinking' I said in my head. And after a few minutes I remember a world that I have held close to my heart for my entire life
"I would like to be reborn into the world of pokemon." I say resolutely
"Mmm not a bad choice but still a dangerous world." The god says "I know this, that why with my first wish, I wish for a system that allows me to see the stats and potential of my and any other pokemon."
"A reasonable but good wish." The god says as there is nothing wrong with it
"For my second wish, I wish for a Nidorino with the most potential you can possibly give it." I say my second wish with conviction. Nidoking has been one of my favorite pokemon from the begining and was my ace when I was till Alive.
"Hmm interesting wish but still doable." The god says. "Oh and can you make it's ability hustle I always preferred that ability." I say this with a look of nostalgia on my face.
"Thats alright." The god answers. "Now for my finale wish, I wish to be born in a rich and powerful family that will still love me."
" Alright done, now would you like to.chose your appearance or would you like it to be random???" The god asks. " I would like to chose my appearance please." I answer without hesitation.
"Alright then, what would you like to look like?? " The god asks. I ponder over this for a while before coming to an answer. "I would like to look like yujiro hanma from baki." I say finally
"Mm not bad and as a little parting gift I will give you the same potential as yujiro, goodbye and enjoy your next life." He says before he snaps and everything fades to black
When I woke up I felt pain and I heard screaming , and this is when I realized childbirth sucks.