25 Tsunade and Loot!

that little bastard ditched us for a woman.

haven't you heard the phrase ' bros before hoes' and that one was a hoe.

well, time for Itachi to visit.

looking out of the window I try sensing my surroundings, and yup there they are.

okay, time to duke some idiots.

after some time there was a knock on the door.

signaling naruto to wait and not show himself I go and open it.

there stood two figures, wearing black cloaks with red clouds.

"...may I help you?" I ask with my best confused face.

"...is Naruto here?" asked Itachi.

"...who?" yeah I should get an Oscar.

"...Naruto, Uzumaki Naruto" he repeated.

"my name is Haruto and I don't have a second name, so now he's not here," I say and close the door.

there, problem solved.

until the door got broken down by a giant bandaged sword.

"hey, you're going to pay for the damages!" I say and draw the sword from my back.

"Naruto, I choose you, use Rasengan," I say pointing my sword at Kisame.

hehe, always wanted to do that.

naruto charges at Kisame with a swirling ball in his hand, while I charge at Itachi.

pulling a replacement I switch places with naruto and attack slash at Kisame.

we clash with our swords, pushing against each other...until I replaced myself with his sword.

now that scared the shit out of him.

jumping back he manages to dodge my slash, but there is a long cut on his coat.

looking down, I see the sword...and seal it away.

oh yeah, one of the seven legendary swords just got stolen...by me.

"Hey give that back!" yells the Fishman.

...is he stupid or something?

"no," I say with a deadpan.

there was silence for a minute and then a wild Jiraya appeared.

"where the hell have you been?" I yell at him, a natural reaction.

he ignores me and starts the hand seals for the toad stomach jutsu.

and they do the only reasonable thing...run away.

"What happened?" asked Jiraya.

"...you blind? there were two rouge ninjas after Narutos ass, and you were too busy with a woman!" I yell at the little pervert.

he scratches the back of his head and chuckles.

going back into our room or what's left of it, we pick up our stuff, or they do.

heading out, we go to the next settlement, that's where Tsunade should be.

on the road, I manage to write the first Tier 8 seal, a storage seal that can be placed on your body, no paper needed, hurts like hell tho.

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"Yeah, she was here alright," said the toad summoner, the older one.

we were standing at a wall that was broken down, and this place was a giant castle once.

and we start heading to a bar in this town, cool, hope there's good sake.

walking in I see a blond woman, drunk, and drinking.

walking up to her, jiraya sits down and starts talking.

"come back to the village and become a hokage"... good job jiraya, subtle as ever.

"no" was the only answer that came out of her.

"Orochimaru came by to visit, made an offer, he wanted me to find a cure for one of his underlings," she said with full of seriousness.

placing a privacy seal on the table I take the bottle of sake and sit down.

"Who are these kids? you apprentices?" she asked.

"No, only Naruto, this one here is a new summoner and a possibly a new sage"

she looks over at me...and I just stare back.

"doesn't look like much," she remarks.

...I don't like her already.

"you are going to come back to the village, otherwise the consequences won't be pretty," I say slipping into my business mode.

"what do you mean, a mere chunin is threatening me?"

"no, I'm not, I'm just listing off the facts, you ware away for 13 years, no missions done, and you haven't responded to any calls, technically you should be a missing-nin," I say and take a sip from my cup.

oh damn, she's pissed now, and she threw a punch at me, crap.

tilting my head, she misses. I grab her hand and channel some lightning chakra through it.

holding it for a few seconds I let go, she's still awake, but barely.

"so here's the deal, the village pays off all your debt and you will come back and be the hokage, and here as a bonus this guy is related to you, if not you become a missing-nin and be hunted down" I give her options and wait for her to accept.

she stared daggers into me but accepts to come back.

"mission accomplished. let's go back."

I say and get up but was stopped by jiraya.

"what about Orochimaru?" he asks looking at me.

...dude what can I do? I'm only a low jounin level right now.

"you want to do something?"I ask back, but it was naruto who answered.

" of course, we kick his snake butt, and go back to the village, and get extra pay"...that is a valid point, not what you would expect from naruto.

"Fine..." I say with a sigh, I don't want to deal with the pedo yet, but whatever maybe I can kill him.

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and done yey. anyway, the next chapter or after two chapters is going to start the training trip