There Is No Secret Slime Level

A strange pillar appears in the middle of Times Square, promising riches, leveling up, and adventure to outlanders. (Warning: This story pokes fun at the litrpg genre) Vaughn enters the portal without a second thought. Escaping from his life in corporate america to become the wielder of myriad edgelord powers, it turns out that he might be better at this adventuring thing than he first thought.