Chapter 13 - Congratulations! It's A Monkey!

*Ring* *Ring*

The phone rang again, but I will not answer this time. Let him calm down a bit.

First comes the car check.

Opening the front hood, I checked the water and oil level.

"Alright, only needs to add some water."

*splash*

*Ring* *Ring*

Then came the tires.

"It's okay."

*Ring* *Ring*

Next comes the inside of the car. You have to check lights and other indicators on the car Dashboard.

"Everything is alright."

*Ring* *Ring*

Inside the car, I turned on the AC before finally answering the phone. Of course, it was still half a meter away from me, and I spoke before Walid could.

"I'm warning You! If you scream again, I will publish your black materials online."

"D*mn! How could you!"

"Didn't you promise to delete them the last time!"

That's, I did. However,….

"I did! But who told you to be a renewable source of black materials? Hahaha!"

"D*mn! I will get you back!"

"Hahahaha! Okay! Enough wasting time. I was just about to call you"

"Hmph! What do you want, I'm a busy person."

"Busy my *ss, all you do is acting like a boss and commanding your father's workers!"

"Say what you want, I'm busy commanding!"

This guy!

"Let's meet. It's safer than talking on the phone."

"This seat is bust, but considering our past friendship, I will see you one last time."

"Okay! Okay! Meet Me at the Car Wash. The car really needs a good wash. It's covered with dust and bird's poop, just like your greasy face!"

"YOU!..."

I ended the call before he could say anything back or it would take an hour of back and forth bickering.

I drove the car to a familiar Car Wash in the neighborhood.

"Boss! Do you have time?"

"Oh! It's you Laith."

I always frequent this place, not because of anything else but the waiting room with an AC inside.

"There are two cars before you in line. It will take about half an hour to finish yours.

Enough time for Walid to get here.

"That's ok!"

"Also, you know my prices don't complain later on. I have to turn on my generator for the AC. The fuel is so expensive these days, just like.."

As the boss keeps on getting more wordy, complaining about this and that. His face becoming red like a monkey's a** from the combination of hot weather and excitement.

"Okay! Okay! Boss, please stop getting excited. The last time you got so excited and fainted on me. People thought I knocked you out! And your son! He almost shot me in the head with an Ak-47!"

The Car Wash Boss stopped talking, and his face transitioned from excitement to shame.

Scratching his head as he stuttered to reply.

"Ah! That.. hehe. Sorry about that time. Here, I will wash your car for free!"

Is my life only worth a car wash now?

Forget about it. He and his son had already apologized more than ten times.

"It's Okay, you will have your money in full. It's a tough time nowadays."

"Okay! The car will be ready soon."

Leaving the car to the Car Wash boss, I went to the air-conditioned room.

As the door opened, a gust of cool wind blew on me.

*woosh*

"Ah! Is that what going from Hell to Heaven feels like?"

I didn't get immersed in the feeling for too long, or all the cool air will escape.

Closing the door behind me, I look for the largest couch and lay on it like a sack of potatoes.

*sigh*

"What a wonderful feeling AC is really a blessing for us mortals."

Just as I was getting immersed in the feels.

*Ripple* *Ripple*

An invisible energy ripple sprung out of nowhere and passed through me.

Not that I'm aware of it.

What I'm aware of is My body that started aching all over. Like there was an ant colony having a party.

It didn't hurt much, the tingling is just like the beginning of a party when the music is not too loud, and the majority of the guests are yet to arrive.

*groan*

"What the heck!"

Haven't done anything strenuous today. Why is my body aching like I just had an exercise session?

"D*amn! Is this a reaction caused by talking with old man George which reminded me of his training?"

I started talking nonsense to myself because of the sudden sensation.

"Next time, you have to avoid him at all costs."

Thankfully, it's not too painful. Just that the aching is persisting and constant.

I stand up and try to stretch my body a little bit to reveal the aching.

"This is not going away!"

Giving up, I lie down on the couch again in a more comfortable position and close my eyes to take a rest.

*snore* *snore*

Before knowing it, I drifted into the land of dreams.

In the dream, I was in a weird space. Naked like the day I was born, with my body covered in some viscous substance.

The space was mostly dark, like an underground hall with no limits. Only the area centered around me had some kind of illumination.

Moreover, I couldn't move whatsoever.

Even worse, The ground underneath my feet was suddenly carpeted with all kinds of ants with different colors.

Then another group of bees appeared, buzzing around me angrily as if I stole their honey.

Can you imagine what is happening next? What a wonderful sensation I'm about to experience?

First, the ants crawled from my feet upwards.

The feeling of having ants crawling on your sensitive areas is a 'wonderful' experience, come and join me.

Moving upward, the ants moved on my naked eyeball, then started getting in my nose, crawling inside my internal organs to the rest of my body.

As if it isn't enough. The bees hopped in on the fun. Stinging me all over, especially between the area between my eyebrows.

The tingling between my eyebrows is 10 times the rest of my body.

My sense of sight was deprived, and I noticed that I lost both senses of smell and taste.

Strangely, with all these weird sights and sensations, I wasn't panicking or anything.

On the contrary, I had a feeling of calmness and happiness. like this sensation is a good thing to me.

What the hell!

When did I become such an M!

My body temperature increased little by little.

But the air in the place I'm in was cold, offsetting the heat and cooling me down.

Time passed slowly with nothing but my sense of touch. Not an enjoyable one.

There was no pain the whole time, just an endless tingling sensation.

*slap*

All of that ended with a sudden slap to my forehead.

Opening my eyes with a startle. The first thing that came to my sight was a giant head.

A classical scene came to my mind at this moment.

The scene where the protagonist is reincarnated as a baby. The first adult he sees upon opening his eyes would look like a Giant.

A Loud voice resounded in my ears.

"Congratulations! it's a Monkey!" (A/N: JK, or am I?)