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The Weary Summoner

Given the choice between a Comedic Chicken and a Dull Beatle. Li Wei made a decision that will change the celestial realm forever. Li Wei is a summoner in a world of cultivators and believes he can be carried to the top. Lucky for him a fallen god takes pity on him and gifts him a summoning system which helps him track and understand his summons better. Yes smut.

icefireearthair22 · Eastern
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Celestial Comedy

The ethereal realm embraced me with an otherworldly chill, and the celestial landscape unfolded like a surreal painting. Ghostly wisps of qi floated around, whispering tales of long-forgotten celestial beings and their cosmic escapades. I clutched the interdimensional key, my celestial companion in this strange and unpredictable realm.

As I ventured deeper, ethereal creatures materialized, their forms shimmering like celestial mirages. They eyed me with curiosity, perhaps wondering if I was the cosmic comedian they had heard so much about. The celestial chicken from my summoning trials waddled beside me, clucking as if rehearsing for an otherworldly stand-up routine.

The ethereal realm, it seemed, had a sense of humor, and I couldn't help but join in. I engaged in celestial banter with the spectral beings, exchanging jokes and riddles that echoed through the ethereal planes. Laughter reverberated, transcending the boundaries between realms.

Amidst the cosmic comedy, I stumbled upon an ancient celestial sage, his wisdom etched into the very fabric of the ethereal realm. He spoke of the delicate balance between the celestial and the mundane, emphasizing that even laughter had its place in the cosmic order. The interdimensional key, he explained, was a tool to navigate the cosmic tapestry with both purpose and mirth.

Armed with newfound insights, I returned to the Celestial Sect, my celestial aura radiating with a harmonious blend of enlightenment and amusement. The grand library, once a carnival of celestial chaos, now felt like a celestial symphony of knowledge. Scholars and spirits alike gathered, drawn by the cosmic resonance of my journey.

I shared the tales of my ethereal adventures, weaving the comedic tapestry of the cosmic realm. The Celestial Sect, once a solemn abode of wisdom, transformed into a celestial theater where scholars and spirits alike reveled in the cosmic comedy of existence.

Embracing my role as the celestial jester, I continued my summoning studies with a newfound understanding. The celestial creatures that emerged from my summoning circles were no longer mere whimsical creations; they were manifestations of cosmic joy and laughter. The once-perplexed Li Wei had become the celestial maestro of mirth, conducting a celestial orchestra of laughter that echoed across the Celestial Realm.

As the news of my celestial exploits spread, the Celestial Sect welcomed me as a cosmic luminary. The ancient tapestries in Cloud Peak seemed to ripple with approval, and even my immortal parents, immortalized in the mural, wore celestial smiles of pride. It appeared that the cosmic stage had chosen me to be the harbinger of celestial laughter, and I embraced the role with celestial gusto.

And so, with the interdimensional key as my celestial guide, I continued my journey through the Celestial Realm. Each summoning became a cosmic performance, and every celestial encounter added a new chapter to the ever-expanding comedy of my existence. The ethereal realm, once a mysterious enigma, had become my celestial playground, and I, Li Wei, the summoner of laughter, reveled in the cosmic dance of humor that spanned both realms.

In the wake of my cosmic comedy triumphs, a celestial revelation unfolded—an intricate LitRPG system that resonated within the depths of my being. As I delved into the celestial arts, a celestial interface materialized, displaying celestial attributes and a quirky leveling system that seemed to have a sense of humor of its own.

"Welcome, Li Wei, to the Celestial Gamer System!" echoed a celestial voice in my mind. The interface presented a celestial menu of stats, quests, and celestial achievements, each accompanied by ethereal sound effects that mirrored the chimes of celestial laughter.

My celestial attributes sparkled on the interface: Summoning Proficiency, Cosmic Wit, and Ethereal Agility. It seemed the cosmic forces had assigned numerical values to my celestial abilities, turning my journey into a cosmic game of growth and discovery.

A quest notification appeared, its celestial text shimmering in vibrant hues. "Quest: Embrace the Celestial Carnival. Gather laughter from ethereal beings to unlock the Comedy Class." I chuckled at the whimsical nature of my newfound cosmic challenges and set forth on my quest to elicit laughter from spirits and celestial creatures alike.

The Celestial Gamer System added a layer of strategy to my summoning endeavors. I engaged in celestial banter with ethereal beings, tailoring my jokes and riddles to maximize the celestial laughter yield. As laughter echoed through the ethereal realm, my attributes increased, and the Comedy Class bar on the celestial interface progressed.

The celestial spectacle of my endeavors drew the attention of celestial beings who sought to test their own mettle against the summoner with the enigmatic LitRPG system. Ethereal duels became cosmic competitions, and my Comedy Class evolved into a celestial force to be reckoned with.

The Celestial Sect, once a bastion of solemn wisdom, transformed into a celestial arena where scholars and spirits engaged in friendly rivalry, vying for the title of the funniest celestial being. My summoning circles became stages for cosmic performances, and the laughter that ensued reverberated through the Celestial Realm.

As my Comedy Class reached its pinnacle, the Celestial Gamer System unveiled a new celestial ability—Reality Bending Laughter. I could now infuse my jokes with celestial energy, temporarily altering the fabric of reality to create comedic effects. The ethereal realm became my celestial canvas, and every punchline painted a cosmic masterpiece.

With my newfound celestial prowess, I embarked on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Celestial Gamer System. Ancient texts in the grand library hinted at the system's connection to celestial realms beyond imagination. The celestial sage from the ethereal realm appeared once more, guiding me toward the cosmic depths where the boundaries between game and reality blurred.

The celestial journey led me to hidden realms where celestial challenges awaited. Each trial unlocked celestial achievements, enhancing my LitRPG system with celestial artifacts and cosmic abilities. I became the architect of my own destiny, navigating the celestial labyrinth with a blend of strategy, wit, and a touch of cosmic mischief.

The Celestial Gamer System became an integral part of my summoning adventures, a celestial companion that transformed every encounter into a cosmic quest. The once-perplexed summoner had become a celestial player in the grand game of existence, where laughter and leveling up echoed through the vast expanses of the Celestial Realm.

Little did I know that my LitRPG-infused journey would draw the attention of celestial beings beyond the veil of reality. The cosmic stage was set for a celestial revelation, and the game of existence had just begun, with me as the celestial protagonist in a story written by the whims of the Celestial Gamer System.