Open-Minded

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Looking at her friend's strange outburst, Mrs. Miller almost jumped back in shock. "A-Are you okay?!"

Dixie's mother sighed as she waved her hand carelessly. "Give me a moment, I'll get back to you shortly."

Whether Mrs. Brown noticed the concerned look on her friend's face and consciously chose to ignore it, or if she was too lost in her own delusions to even notice was anyone's guess. 

The blonde lady couldn't help but frown hesitantly, wondering if the revelation had been a bit too much for her poor friend to handle at her age.

Mrs. Brown coughed as she continued her inner monologue. "Ahem, where was I? Right. Dixie, my darling, I'm sorry for always accusing you of being a simp. Never did I realize what a genius you were, and what the true extent of your abilities could be. While a level one gigachad like myself could only think on the level of snatching one beauty at a time, you were thinking the long game!"