IF SHE BREATHES SHES A THOT

"F***, didn't I say, I would yeet him after that chapter? Well, f***, after this arc then!" said James as he fed his daughter cherries while watching the screen.

On-screen 2 was Lin fang, he was trying to….cultivate?

James' face morphed as he took away a bat from space and tore apart a hole in space-time. "That's it, I am killing this man," said James, but was held back before finally calming down.

"Man, cultivation? Why not romance? This is why half of my readers are male! Well, more than 50%, but who gives a shit?" said James as he sat down back still mad.

Lin fang was absorbing ambient, the mana slowly flowed into his mana core, expanding it. He did it until it filled to the brim

In front of the screen…

"Sir, why are you mad? Everyone does this!" Said a mage at the back.

"Everyone? You mean, it's not some secret skill that is hidden from the populace?" said James, feeling weird at this trope break.

"No, it's easy, but spells are needed to better utilize the mana.

"Oh, alright, thanks I guess," said James, thinking about something in his mind.

On the screen, Lin fang's body glowed as his mage rank slowly increased to apprentice mage.

"The next stage is in 3 more levels, then I'll reach intermediate!"

Then Lin fang felt his mana in his body and grinned. Picking himself off the ground, he went to the kingdom that was ruled by....poppy.

After walking in front of the guard of the kingdom, he was in a dire situation... He had no money and with no money, he could not enter, so it was for mute.

"How do I make money?" thought Lin fang as he knew nothing of this world and its economics. So he was stranded with just the clothes on his body.

"Wait, in the archmage memory I received! There was a location around this kingdom, he kept 0.1% of his funds and just that amount, should enable me to reach expert level!" said Lin fang excitedly as he left the gates and into the forest.

Scene 1

Avarice was running from a pack of mutated giant worms, covered in a steel carapace. "What did I do to deserve this?" he complained while dashing through the dangerous forbidden forest.

He had been constantly running and camping in caves, since he got teleported into this danger zone. Everything was out to kill him and he was hungry, but he was not sure which plants were poisonous.

 Status

Name: Avarice

Lv: 9

Hp: 20/20

Mp: 30/30

Stamina: 70/70

Race: Human

Exp: 4/50

Strength: 20

Speed: 78

Vitality: 20

Endurance: 70

Int: locked

Stat points:0

Sp: 0

Hidden

His stats, relatively better compared to when he first landed in his hellscape.

"I am almost there!" said Avarice, rushing in the direction of a massive hole. Upon reaching he jumped on to a rope that saved him from the fall.

The worms stopped in their tracks, but Avarice did not, he used dash and equipped a sword, he bought from his inventory.

Soaring through the air, he came in front of the worms and dissected them in half from his sheer speed.

But, it was not without consequences

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Hp: 12/20

Health Status: broken bones (30% reduction in speed

Exp gained from kills 100

Level up>

Then he felt his body, all healed up, and put all his stats to vitality.

<Congratulations on reaching a threshold! All stats +10 stat points: 50 Sp: 100>

Avarice was excited and put all his stats into strength and bought.

<Unrivaled Strength

Increase strength by 30% passively

Increases strength by 70% actively

>

He stood up and got ready to go deeper.

In front of the screen, the watchers had shocked expressions on their faces.

"How can he grow so fast?" said Leonidas with his mouth.

"You call that fast? he could barely defeat my weakest creation? I didn't even create them, they just mutated from the mana, of what I created!" said James, watching the weak and talented individuals.

The group felt like stab wounds appeared in their heart, but shut up nonetheless.

Scene 2

Lin fang arrived at the forest, but he could barely move because of the mana concentration in this region.

He absorbed the mana but its force almost destroyed him! So he used a controlling spell from his memory, to use the raging mana to break through the ranks.

Apprentice mage 2

Apprentice mage 3

Intermediate mage 1

In front of the screen, the group felt like eating dirt

"Brat, you can't say this is not abnormal?" screamed Leonidas to James.

"Meh, I created that place, so still mid, their whole group is mid. Let's summon another one. Like a slime with a great Sage system," said James as he stood up.

"I don't want to talk to you anymore! How are you so…Strong?" said Leonidas, in doubt and confusion.

The rest of the group leaned forward, in other to hear, this forbidden secret after they got emotional damage from the prodigies on the screen.

"Don't ask that's a spoiler, I'll only say it after Saitama puts more details on how he came so strong...so never !" said James as he continued to watch the screen, but this time.

Scene 3

"Father, Fernando raped me! He touched me without consent !" cried Alicia.

In front of the screen

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(0….0)

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"What?"