Guardians of the….. Den

<All the other kids, all the pumped-up kids.>

In a dark cave…

Music reverberated through its depths and inside, a prince busted some moves.

And a multi-colored toad flashed in a monotone light.

A creature shaped like a rock played a rap song.

The insane man sang along with the tune in the brightly lit cave.

"NEXT!"

The rock stopped and played—

~~ AM SIPPING TEA IN YO HOOD ~~

"What the fuck is up?" James sang along

~~PUSSY N*** TALKING DAY TO DAY I HAD ENOUGH~~

"PUSSY N*** TALKING DAY TO DAY I HAD ENOUGH" James screamed at the top of his undead lungs, shaking the cave and causing debris to fall.

[BOOOOM!!]

With so much undead energy running through him, James blasted eldritch energy at the walls, causing an earthquake and shattering a nearby mountain.

But as a result…

"Woof," said Ralph as he watched the debacle. The wolf looked in pity at his creator embedded in the walls.

"I'll skin your f-, "James was about to utter and finish the song line.

[Boom!]

The ceiling collapsed on the sad man.

In a separate realm

A being looked in pity and bafflement, then swiped off what was projecting in front of them.

"Him?" complained the being

Back in the cave, with a bruised ego and curious eyes, James looked at the ceiling.

"Can I control lighting?" James said in the rubble as he blasted them away.

"Like, I read in those factory-made eastern novels that constantly get threatened by the CCP that undead control lighting, or were they hurt by lightning?"

James theorized, caressing his chin while picking up a stone near him.

"How can they control lighting…? Yet still, get hurt by it?"

James contemplated with confusion as he stared at the roof.

"Thor Odinson!!!"

James suddenly uttered, remembering that he got electrocuted by electricity in ragnorok.

"Those who control lightning will eventually get struck by it," James stood and said,

"Take my sage-like wisdom, omnipotent gods in the heavens,"

James spoke as he pointed to the skies, imitating a genre of protagonist that goes by cultivation MCS.

James's eyes then glowed as he floated above the rubble and said,

"I am the god of lightning." imitating a famous scene as he used his mana to start a torrent of rain.

Lighting soon formed in the sky.

James then controlled the lighting to the ground.

[Crackle! | Crackle! | Crackle!]

Ten thousand lightning strikes bombarded the surface, shaking the underground cave.

"5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0.1, 0.2, 0.002, Alright!" James took a deep breath.

"Hahaha-. Zeus is not here fucking 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚," James laughed hysterically.

"Fuck Zeus, I and my homies don't fuck with the rapey old fossil," said James as he rolled down on the floor.

"Primordial level Nyx solos no diff." James said as he sat on the ground.

"Goth baddie death too. That's probably stalking me like a typical isekai anime god,"

said James, looking at the system expecting that 'message' to appear.

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙂𝙊𝘿𝘿𝙀𝙎𝙎 𝙊𝙁-

"Shut the fuck up. I get it. The goddess stalks me, ok! Now, what else do I try?" complained James.

"Hmm, yes, flight, ghost fly, Mosqui-vampires fly. They can turn into bats and float, I guess. The flying stone gol-gargoyles fly. So if they can as some touched by the Big Goth Mommy Death, I can logically be able to fly— better!"

Reasoned James while sitting down and contemplating with his hands on his chin.

"I am Superman, Also Kent, ClarkKent.

You can't make this up. I am Clark's son. Think about it so.

Diana is a god, made from clay by Zeus and whatever. So-Zeus's brother is Hades. Hades is God of the dead !"

Explained James, thinking of all sorts of ways to bring meaning to his explanation.

"So by Mendel genetics and all that, Zeus has undead genes, So Diana has undead genes, and my last name is Kent, James Kent,"

James muttered, his expression becoming more narcissistic as he spoke.

"So, Superman and Diana did the thing that I am not sure my rating is high enough to say, and I was the result,"

James said as he raised his hands in the air.

"Did you not hear me say? I am built different! I am simply better! I am smarter! I am stronger!" bragged James raising his hand to both his sides.

"Ah, it's so good being awesome. Andrew Tate could never."

Then James pointed his hands and created a mirror on the wall. In the mirror, a plain figure appeared.

Typical brown hair, sword art online face, brown fucking eyes, fucking plain ass.

"My appearance… before I came here," the prince said with nostalgia as he looked back on a 'certain' memory.

Then appeared a man with silver hair, white eye, and pale white skin.

"I am Edward Cullen. Did you think I was just a Kryptonian? 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒓𝒂𝒍𝒑𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌, "James said to the poor shivering wolf. Then he patted his furry friend on the head. "But Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, so everyone on this planet is ugly, don't let anyone tell you different.

James let of Ralph and inspection his body bis body.

"I should make a character creation model for the system. Because being this pale is not healthy! James said. "I low-key can merge into the light like a chameleon at this rate! I might as well be the invisible man!"

James line of thought gave him another idea, "That should be in status. It will make a good title! And I've not checked that yet!"

"Status"

Name: James Kent _cullen_~edited on today~

Title: The invisible man~edited today

Age:4

Lv:350

Str:1000

Sp: 100

End:2000

Int:100,000

Skills: mana blast, weather manipulation, low-tier biology manipulation, instant create, death resistance, movement transcendence, life creation

James chuckled and said,

"This is a ruse.

Do you think I don't know the trope? You put high-end numbers for stats, and people go—oh that guy is strong, then suddenly some character comes, and you suddenly get a stroke saying shit like:

Lv:???

Stats:??

Info:??

Or, some shit like [your level is too low to scan], shut up. Whore.

I am sure you get bent over by other systems and get fucked in the ass.

Compass carburetor was correct. I don't need you system. I and my homies are hard workers!?

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So, I guess you aren't sentient, huh?

Should I be happy or sad…? So, you are not a multi-dimensional program?

You are not a gift from future me?

You are not something created from chaos, like pangu? Well, I guess the system plot died before it started!

I am supposed to be a generic mc.

I got created just for that purpose! I can— feel it, but could I be something more?

I should seal the heavens! Or get a wife and let some ascended celestial being kidnap them so I can get a training arc!"

James said, contemplating the ideas he could do.

"Maybe, I can troll as the Dao? While using lighting manipulation to strike down brain-dead prodigies.

Although, that's a stupid ass system that will fuck up the trajectory of— well, everything.

Natural selection by killing is outdated, no reference to Hitler!" said James as he walked around the cave while touching the chair.

Signing, James said, "This place is so desolate and… empty, why don't I liven it all up?" James' eyes widened as he had a very crazy idea.

"I don't like my cave being so far from the capital. Why don't I move houses? After all, it's my right to own land. Does the undead have rights? Uh, whatever."

James then spread his hand in a Shinra Tensei pose, imitating Nagato from Naruto while concentrating.

Mana then spread from the ground to the surface, covering kilometers of land.

"𝙄𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙚," James said as an ominous era permeated the cave.

The region disappeared, warping through space-time, appearing 1000km above the sky of a forest.

"Huh, why am I flying? I didn't activate that," said the foolish corpse as he unintentionally caused the death of thousands of magical wildlife creatures.

The mountain range crossed through space-time at an abnormal speed because of the energy, and James could not react fast enough.

BOOM

500km of land got destroyed.

The damage alerted other kingdoms nearby and caused a strain in the relations between multiple states.

"Help, I think I broke the plot!"