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'So, I need you to go back to your old world, and I do not care if you just arrived here,"

'How would you even send me back? Isn't that like after I face the demon king!" said Avarice, almost begging to not be sent back.

"The tropes have long been killed, so you have no choice here. This is not a democracy this is a dictatorship, you are not in America no more, you are in North Korea!" said James, tactically ignoring the boys begging tone.

"If I go, can I at least come back?" said Avarice giving up on the futile task.

"I can try to bring you back, just deporting your ass back is 50/50, weakass!" said James, mocking the boy of his weakness.

"But wait, won't it be better if you let me level up here! So it would be easy for me, to find the person am looking for?" said Avarice, convincing the man to change his mind.

"Well, that's a good point, well alright, you can stay here for a while, but before this chapter you getting yeeted from this universe, agreed?" said James to the gamer.

"Yes, thank you," said Avarice, as he did not want to leave so soon.

"And also, what abilities did these racist ass mfs get?" said James, teleporting to the middle of the argument and suppressing them with his mana.

"You dumbasses, can you shut the fuck up? Grown asses like you throwing weak ass hands! Stupid and mentally unwell," said James, all the while scanning them for their abilities. "So, Lin fang got a, very strong mages' memory, Fernando got that prodigy talent, Derrick got hidden power trope, and Alicia has rich parents trope"

>…<

"Yeah, all your asses are weak!"

"Your shit is ass."

"You are pathetic."

"Your side characters to Avarice."

James continuously mocked the group with all kinds of colorful words, he could think of. "Am going to send your triangle trophy ass, to a large ass empire, and change Alicia's timeline to be the daughter of the emperor! Make Fernando a noble and Derrick a peasant!" James paused and continued.

"And I am gonna make it so that, Fernando is engaged to Alicia! Time's ticking Derrick! For you to get cuckolded!" Said James with a smile and then "Alright, bye now"

"Wait no…" Derrick complained before the trio was teleported to their act…life roles?

"Well, that's settled," said James before looking at Lin fang. "Also, I get you scared of the CCP, social credits and all, but can you try not to censor your sex scenes, some, of my readers might be horny! Said James in a begging manner.

"What," said Lin fang

"I guess not, the ratings stay a bit, above general audiences then, I will send you to my previous bodies kingdom, since you Chinese MCS do love destroying kingdoms/sects. So please do try to court death, be funny asl!" said James to Lin fang, almost too enthusiastically.

"We are not in a…." complained Lin fang before getting teleported away.

"Don't say that, you will give me an existential crisis," said James in panic

"Sir, can you not! teleport me away as you did them?" said Avarice, not liking that happening to him.

"If you don't whine like a bitch, possibly!" said James with a smile, as he just saw part of the future.

"Alright, so, where are you sending me?" Ales Avarice

"Well, you have a system and a grandfather trope, me, so am sending you to a harder map!" said James with a devious smile. "So, it's where my cave was first located, I created a lot of strong creatures there."

"Sir, please don't!" said Avarice as he slowly walked back

"Oh, but yes," said James

"Sir, no…" but still did not escape the fate f being teleported away before he completed his sentence.

"You thought," said James mockingly. "That was fun, gather around, let's watch our summons flop and Ws! And no, I don't care if you have lives! Do I look like your wife? Sick ass fucks!"

James then created five large screens on it were the characters.

Screen 1

Avarice landed in a dark forest, he could barely see his hands, so he checked his status

Name: Avarice

Lv: 1

Hp: 10/10

Mp: 30/30

Race: Human

Exp: 0/10

Strength: 10

Speed: 6

Vitality: 10

Endurance:8

Stat points: 50 ( Gifted by your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, I mean James)

Skills: Plot armor( Made by James)

Armor: none

Inventory: none

World level: CaN't Be CaLcUlAtEd

Skill-points: 100( Gifted again by James)

Avarice seeing this, put all his stat points into speed. He was sure, that he could not attempt to fight the creatures here, so he went for speed.

And for skill points, he bought dash and upgraded it to level 7

Dash Lv 7(124sp to upgrade)

70% to speed

2* speed burst

Feeling confident, he stood up and wanted to leave the forest. But he felt the hairs on his back rise. He looked back and saw a giant blue-white wolf.

Without hesitation, he used dash and barely slipped away. On the spot he was, a giant claw mark could be seen. Fear ran through him as he thought about how to survive this situation.

"Here goes nothing," said Avarice as he turned around and ran.

The wolf followed him. They both jumped through the trees with the wolf in hot pursuit, and suddenly

Avarice used a tree as a springboard to jump backward.

Using dash special 2* speed skill. He punched the wolf in the forbidden place.

In front of the tv

(•—•)

"I have never met that man in my life," said James

Back to scene 1

The wolf's eyes widened in pain, jumping back. It ran away from this scary creature.

"Yeah, run away you coward!" screamed Avarice in mockery.

Suddenly, he heard countless howls. Avarice's face widened in fear as he shut up and ran.

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