1 Chapter-1 A very cliche new beginning…

*Year 2023- Calm peaceful summer day-*

Hello I am Lian a engineering student, philanthropist, cool guy and also a shut in who plays Genshin every chance I get.. ye.. that's me alright.

My life is average at best, have a loving family, good friends, average grades so pretty much as normal as life can be.

Y'all had those times when you just lay around and daydream about being reincarnated and getting system and being all cool, slapping bitches and getting riches..oh you do?

Same here, I do almost every chance I get

Tho my favourite one is a certain book in a certain game that went viral for is title…You know the game Genshin impact? Ye in that

Called "The good thing about being reincarnated as a hilichurl is that I only need to eat sunsettias to get stronger"

It seemed interesting to me, would I really need to eat only sunsettias to get stronger?

Do hilichurls evolve into samachurl or lavachurls like Pokémon?

Let me tell you.. I had lots of weird ideas and imaginations and it's quite interesting

Would the characters befriend me? Would I get system like all those other novels? so many possibilities so little time.. but these thoughts keep me entertained for most of the day and night might I add.

It was another day at university for me, trying to learn something and make time worthwhile but failing to do it and getting distracted easily, it was during lunch break that a series of unprecedented and also hilarious yet tragic events took place..

After 4 hours of continuous lectures, I was on my way towards the cafeteria when I heard sounds coming from above me, I looked up to see two cats fighting.. on top of a tree, one of them was close to falling and me being a cat person and seeing a cute cat in danger stood below it, the place where I anticipated it would fall.

My university has lots of constructions going on and has stuff laying here and there, and no they don't have the area enclosed cause I don't know ask them..ahem..and it being university with wide roads, many college students use their own cars to go by in the campus, and ye reckless driving.. you can sort of see what happend, but will tell you anyway..

As I was focused on the cats fighting and forcing the other cat closer and closer to the edge, I kept my gaze fixed on it trying to see when it would fall I was to focused on it to notice something else heading to my face, it splashed on my face and over my eyes, the suddenness of the situation caused me to jerk my body, I was standing near the side of the road so this alone won't cause those speeding nuisances to hit me but guess what..

the cat fell..

On me..

Already not being able to see anything trying to get the stuff off my eyes and feeling a sudden force on me with sharp claws clutching onto me, I jumped and lost balance.. and viola

Fell in road, right in front of a speeding car driven by a teenager who is busy looking at his phone…aaaaand crasssshhh

There goes my life.. all caused by a fricken bird poop!

These events where all caught by the camera so that kid won't be punished that much, well I won't blame him either, no one could have anticipated this… unless.. that bird was a paid criminal and this whole thing was set up..dam

Anyways I am here reciting you this all while floating in I don't know where don't ask me.. ahem.. it looks black with mixture of lots of colours.. seems like the place where isekai protagonists come before they get transported to a different world… interesting

Oh?

A light, should I head towards it? I know that's what they want me to do.. I mean who wouldn't? But am I gonna do it? Am I gonna head into another world after leaving one just now? Another shit load of problems and dramas and emotions? No

This place looks pretty comfortable I am gonna sleep as much as I want with nothing to worry about! No submission dates! No works! No commitments!! I am freeeee!

And who wouldn't want to sleep while floating?

Sleep here I come baby!

*Unknown amount of time later*

That was good amount of sleep, tho I don't feel anything, I don't think I even have a body or mind to feel tired….. hmmmm interesting

Running time!

*runs around or basically just floating around as fast as possible and stops*

Ye.. I don't get tired and guess there nothing to do here should I go towards that white-

*Author- hurry up and go you mf I have to start my main plot of the story and here you took more than 600 words to explain how you died! Nobody cares now go towards that white light before I make something cut off your dick!*

Lian : Who the hell are you man? Speaking in my head

I do what I want and geez you kiss your mother with that mouth? And guess what since you interrupted me, I am gonna take another nap cya will head to the white light later

*proceeds to sleep with no sign of waking up soon*

*author- I see. Okay. Sorry my dear readers I guess this lazy protagonist of mine ain't gonna go to that world in this chapter but don't worry hahahahhah I have a good punishment in mind, hint- btw he died a virgin hahhahahah you torture methods suggestions are very much appreciated and we can team up against Lian and make him suffer, tho if you pick his side.. I might as well add you into the story and make you suffer along with him*

*You can't oppose me mortals hahahhahahahaha*

*kachunk*

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