Chapter 2 : The miserable system

Furuichi grew up quickly, he reached college age, and in the meantime, his mother and father had time to make him a little sister.

Since the park event, he and Tatsumi Oga have become friends.

Except for the times when they fought, the two got along relatively well.

But he was surprised by something, Tatsumi's physical strength was quickly beginning to surpass his own.

And the physical strength of the people of this world was amazing, not to mention the fact that Tatsumi's sister was a real gorilla, he had even seen a little thug break a wall with a kick.

Although he was able to defeat Tatsumi relatively easily because of his previous life's combat experience, Tatsumi was progressing rapidly.

Other than that, the world was relatively calm which allowed him to relax.

He was already in middle school, however because of his laziness he was sent to a lower level college, the only nice thing about it was that he could sleep in class.

His life was normal and pleasant.

After leaving school, he accompanied Tatsumi home and stayed a few hours playing Pentephany 2 .

Tired, he said goodbye to Oga and walked to his house, walking down a dark alley.

"I'd so like to pay for chips."

He murmured as he looked at the miserable ¥100 coin in his hand.

But suddenly he stopped.

"Help me, help me!"

He rushed in the direction the voice came from with curiosity and sight.

In a dimly lit alley, a fat, drunk middle-aged man attacked a beautiful woman wearing a red dress.

Seeing this, our vigilante's blood ignited, he stepped forward and gave the assailant a devastating punch.

Instant Ko !!

The young woman seeing this cried before throwing herself into Furuichi's arms.

"My hero".

"It's nothing, beautiful lady, I never abandon women in distress. That'll be ten thousand yen."

He said with a dazzling smile.

"But I have no money..."

The young woman said shyly as she watched Furuichi.

Furuichi hearing this dropped her to the ground and continued on his way.

"Wait young man, I can pay you in another way!"

"How else?"

She shyly smiled and took off her dress.

Furuichi saw this and felt shivers run down his spine, as he quickly noticed the third arm that only men possess, he realized that the beautiful young woman was a transvestite.

"My hero, come to the hotel with me, to get acquainted."

The man said in a cute way, while caressing Furuichi's chest with eyes full of love.

"Hotel your mother!!!"

He shouted aloud and gave a deadly blow to the poor man's ball, which fell to the ground vomiting with pain.

Instant Ko!

☆Furuichi Win☆

"Shut up, fucking author!"

After that, Furuichi went home and after a good dinner, he went back to his main activity, sleeping.

. . . . .

The next day, immersed in a sweet dream, Furuichi was suddenly awakened by a strange voice.

[System loading in progress.]

"What the hell's going on?"

Furuichi woke up yawning and rubbing his eyes before seeing in amazement, a small blue virtual panel floating in front of him.

Name : Takayuki Furuichi

Title : [Lazy Hojo] [Bad Son]

Ability : 4

Strenght : 7

Energy : 0

Skills :

-Gangster Fight Style LVL (3/5)

-Gun mastery LVL( 2/5)

Thug point : 0

[Hi host, I'm The Strongest Thug System.]

[I hope we cooperate pleasantly in the future.]

"Fuck, I'm hearing voices in my head! Mommy call a doctor!"

[Calm down host, I know this may sound strange, but take a deep breath and close your eyes, all the information you need to know is in your head.]

Nervous Furuichi took a deep breath and closed his eyes reorganizing his thoughts.

He suddenly felt a great flow of information enter his mind, explaining what a system was.

"I see. "

A few seconds later he opened his eyes with an understanding facial expression.

Did you really think it was going to be like that?

He poured water in his ears, banged his head against the wall, swallowed medicine, but nothing to do.

He could still hear the voice!

"Hahaha."

"This is the end Takayuki, Yakuza in your previous life, you went crazy in this life, it's over I'm going to die, I want to die!"

"I'd rather die than go crazy."

He says with a kitchen knife pointed at his belly, tears in his eyes.

[Stop fucking host, what are you doing, if you die, I die, take 10 Thug points, but please stop.]

[+10PT]

"Now the madness affects me even more violently, I, the mighty Lazy Hojo, it's the end!"

[You're not crazy, I'm real, drop the knife, please!]

"What proves to me that I'm not crazy?"

The voice remained silent for a moment

"Goodbye cruel world!!!"

[Wait, wait, wait... lottery in progress... congratulations to the host for winning the silver level technique: Muathai Professional.]

Suddenly, Furuichi felt an enormous amount of information loading into his brain, many years of combat experience and Muathai technique invading his mind.

This stunned him, to the point that the knife he was holding fell to the ground.

"So everything you said is the truth?"

[Yes, host.]

The System says proudly as if waiting for Furuichi to kneel and acknowledge his greatness.

"In my opinion there's nothing free in this world so tell me what your goal is."

[My goal is to make you the strongest man of all time! Help you open a harem of 3000000 women! I want to make you a god!]

"You are truly amazing."

[You are right, host.]

"Well now, leave my body."

System: ....

[Host, think, aren't you interested in becoming a god? To have countless beautiful women in your possession? To become the strongest man in the world?]

"A god? Why? become a god must be a thankless and poorly paid job! I'm sure there's not even a vacation in such a job!"

"Possess countless beautiful women? Aren't you ashamed to say such words? Women are not collectors' items! A little respect for them, please!"

"It is because of people like you that women find it difficult to free themselves from the oppression of patriarchy! You scum!"

"Become the strongest man in the world? It's too tiring! And after I become the strongest man, what do I have to do? Bowling with mountains? Win gold medals at the Olympics? Sorry, I'd rather sleep!"

"In short, leave my body you are a useless, stupid, misogynistic piece of garbage!"

System:( •_•!!)

Aren't you afraid that the gods will strike you down with anger if they hear you?

Are you an ancient feminist or an ancient Yakuza?

Does being strong bother you? Fine! The poor readers listening to you are ready to accept the scum system that I am!

The system was speechless, it didn't know what to say, it looked the sky, although it had no eyes with an expression of injustice on his face, although it had no face.

Other systems are revered and respected by their host.

Why am I so unlucky? (ಥ‿ಥ)