Meet Bob

If you want me to talk like a normal human being I will! *from now on read in a monotone voice*

Meet Bob.

Bob is the main character.

Bob is a sloth.

It is these two facts that attribute to this stories slow pace. So that its main character can keep up.

In the city that Jeff, Jessica, and Becka live in, or lived, there are sloths. Sloths live in trees, like Jeff. When Jeff ate the fruit, the sloth saw. When the fruit dropped and the dogs ate it, the sloth also saw. When the owners were arguing the sloth saw that too. Bob the sloth is comically slow. Bob has been heading to the fruit since before Jeff even came up the tree. While the owners were arguing that one stole the other's dog, Bob the sloth had gotten to the final branches and eaten the fruit. We would comment more on Bob the Sloth, but Bob the sloth talks to slow and our writers have to little patience. However, we will tell you this. Foxes like to eat squirrels. They do here at least.