Why?

I tried my best.

I really tried my best.

But how many can kill their own parents without any past records of abuse or harassment?

Well, even those people don't. So how could I?

I really wanted to be an orphan though.

Their life experience is so rich. They are underestimated and then they shine.

Ai, why did God give me filthy rich parents?

Am I supposed to be a side character now?

Do I keep waiting for a ray of hope, my golden cheat to sparkle someday just as I wake up.

I peek at the beautiful naked lady sleeping beside me, my wife.

She didn't even know me, why didn't she break our engagement off? What a gold-digger! Even loving me so much without any deceitful schemes, how boring!

How absolutely boring!!

Should I try being a villain? I remember fainting after killing a cockroach once ahem, I mean I was told I had fainted in the hospital.

I keep thinking of this as I'm drinking vodka on the sidewalk.

Why? you ask

Well, my parents are just that influential around here. How annoying.

Hmm, what's that?

A truck is coming at full momentum and a blind old lady is crossing the road. What a dumb bitch, heh, why walk outside like this when you can't even cross the road?

Wait!!

Isn't this my chance?

I look to the right, the truck is about to hit her.

This is my chance to... TRANSMIGRATE!!

TRUCK-KUNN~~ HERE I come!!

I run towards the road just as the dumb hag was about to get hit, bypassing the 'shocked' bystanders, and my guards.

I shove her with force.

"WAAAA"

She's letting out such a stupid cry, no wonder she's like this.

Yup, I did the 'righteous' thing. Now, my time to shine has come.

Gods have mercy upon my poor soul.

I wonder whose body I'll possess.

Will it be a trashy young master? Will I be an underestimated orphan? or will I be someone whose mother got 'kidnapped' by their family because they chose a hobo for a husband. Ah, I don't care.

I'm off to a better world, yayy.

Eh, did I shove this hag in the wrong direction?

I look at the grim visage of truck-kun transmigrating that stupid hag before me, her brain a mush.

Oh well... oopsie?

I open my arms as truck-kun embraces me.

OOF

It's dark, I can't feel my body. My thought process is slowing down.

What's happening?

Am I... dying?

But... Why!!!

It wasn't supposed to be like this...