191 191 Kicked the wrong one

"Mhm." His scalp tingled under his wife's murderous gaze, but he still stubbornly nodded vigorously, "They won't feel hurt, just sad."

"..." She was so angry that she choked out a single word, "Scram."

He looked pitiful, "I can't roll, my butt is numb. I've been here all day, not even daring to catch my breath. Wife, help me up..."

She directly rewarded him with a kick.

He was kicked into a sprawl, rubbing the kicked waist, complaining as he stood up, "Wife, it's my butt that's numb, why did you kick my waist, you got it wrong."

With his back to her, he stuck out his butt, "Come on, kick the right one."

She did not disappoint his expectations, and kicked him once more in the buttocks. He exaggeratedly fell forward, face planting in the mud, and still shouted, "Luckily the floor is hard, and the mud didn't disperse, or else I would've been beaten!"

She started to laugh.

This petty cat is quite entertaining.