1 Chapter 0, Genesis of shaggy.

For as long as man has walked on this realm known as earth, For as long as earth remained in humanity's solar system, for as long as the milky way Galaxy has remained, For as long as the universe itself persisted, for even the multiverse itself has existed for, only one being has bare witness to all and nonething at the same time. The lord, Shaggy Rogers.

Our savior shaggy, he who Both protected and sheltered us humans for all of his precious time, to this day, even our high popes and priests has argued over the sole reason to why, to why our lord, shaggy Rogers, decided to bestow upon the duty of humanity's guardian onto himself...

Some say that we are his creation, that we were and are made for the sole purpose of worshipping the Messiah, to one day follow our lord towards and beyond the stars.

Others speculate that our lord took pity upon us humans as he observed our universe, and decided to shield us mortals untill we are ready for the uncaring void known as space.

But, for whatever reason tis to why of the reason, if our lord shaggy shall not utter his purpose for our survival, Then it means that we are not yet ready for the knowledge we will one day, bare witness too.

For we pray to our lord, the one who cared for us, advised us, and even fought for us.

We thank our lord, shaggy Rogers.

Scooby snacks amen.