The Dark Oven
Chapter:1
A long long time ago, the world was full of magic. There were mostly humans, but there were also witches, wizards, goblins, dragons, and The Seven. They were the most powerful humans, they were born humans but obtained powers once they tamed their dragons. In this era if a dragon saw a human fit to be its master it would test them, if the dragons were tamed their masters would gain access to their dragons powers and be able to use them. Six of The Seven had tamed the rarest dragons of all, Eva the original Wind and Thunder dragon, King Bob the original Earth dragon (also has Midas' touch), Vepo the original Water and Ice dragon, Kaylowa the original Fire and Chameleon dragon, Crystal the only Blue Crystal dragon, and the princess of all dragons, Calissta. Their masters' names were Gunbug the Gunter, Teddy the Trusting, Calvin the Clingy, Keliee the Krazy, Alexis the Angel, Sam the Sayantani, and lastly the regular human, Silas the Soul. They lived a happy life growing crops and playing. But then one day when they were eating, a person came in with a black and rumble coat. This man says "Listen, and listen well, on a day of great darkness you will be invaded by goblins, dragons, witches and wizards. Once they come, you can not live here, they will steal all your loot and food, and you will all die in a great war from the dark oven. You can't run and hide. The only thing you can do to survive is challenge his armies and their ruler him, The Dark Oven. If you survive you will be known far and wide as the heroes of our generation, you'll go down in history." Then the man suddenly disappeared.
"He's... gone?" Gunbug says in a confused voice. "He goes POOF", says Calvin, being an idiot. "Well no duh ", says Gunbug. "I think he meant Dark OVERLORD…" Sam said sarcastically.
"Hold on, are you being sarcastic?", asked Calvin, being the dumb person she is. "I don't know if she is…"
"Well of course she is. I think." Keilee said.
"Well you don't know everything.", Gunbug said under his breath.
"Gunner I heard that. We should be telling you that not her. For all that we know, he could have been a spy who knows everything that we need to know about the Dark Oven. Also, why is he called the Dark Oven? What is he gonna do, shove cupcakes in our mouths while they are still hot?" said Calvin.
Then Sam walks over to Calvin, flicks her head while saying, "You just want food, you idiot." And as you know we have a gazebo, Calvin, surprised from the sudden pain, falls backwards out of the gazebo, unaware, and falls on her butt in the plants. *BOOM* *CRASH*
"Now there's a dent in the wheelbarrow!" SIlas shouted.
Clavin, regaining consciousness, said scowling " Where in the underworld have you been?"
Silas cleared his throat, " Umm.. Microwaving Jello?"
"Microwaving jello," Gunbug says as he shakes his head in disappointment. "Does it taste good?", said Calvin stupidly. "King Bob thinks hot jello is nice." Says King Bob. "Hot jello. Really?" says Keilee. "I have never had Hot Jello, only regular…" Sam said nervously. "Why the heck are you making jello in the middle of the fall and why would you share if we were low on food?" Gunbug says. "I mean hot jello is pretty good...", Keilee said quietly.
"The heck is wrong with this group?" says Silas, on the verge of a ketamine overdose. ''Well everything is wrong with me… sooo, you know I shoot fire out of my hands." Keilee said with a very weird voice. "Then why the heck are you called MONKEY?", said Calvin confused. "I can climb trees." Keilee said to Calvin. "I'm pretty sure many people know how to climb trees." Sam said "Guys, we have to focus on where the Dark Oven lives." sayed Gunbug. "Well no duh!" said Calvin, " It's been so long, What are our powers again?" Gunbug asks.