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The Self-proclaimed Villainess and Her Masked Villain (on hiatus)

And maybe our role in the fairytale is not the princess. Maybe... just maybe... there we are, the villainess, the evil witch in the story, mad as hell because the princess even existed... Nie Zhen realized she was no longer the princess in the fairytale when her family fall into ruin and her fiance broke their engagement to get together with her beautiful and kind-hearted step sister. Fine then! She will just become the villainess, the evil witch in the fairytale! So she started to scheme evil plot to ruin her enemy's life. But wait, she still needed a villain as her partner to be her strong back-up! And her target was Li Han, the man known as The Villain of the underworld. So, she started her plan to pull this villain to her side. "Actually, I remember my past life and we were happy partners scheming together to conquer the world!" Then, Li Han slammed the door on her face. "Well, I'm from the future and I come back to the past to say that we are such a perfect partner in ruling the world!" Next, she was locked in the prison for three days. Hmph, just you wait, Li Han! I'll make sure to make you my partner in crimes! At long last, her hard work finally paid off. But, The Villain proved he was the ultimate villain as he had another idea... Nie Zhen: "Why did you kiss me? That's my first kiss, you jerk!" Li Han: "Hm? Didn't you say we were happy partner in the past and perfect partner in the future months and now you say there is no feeling involved?" Nie Zhen: "I meant, partner in crimes, not partner in bed!" When the self-proclaimed met the masked villain, all hells broke loose. And, the villainess lived happily ever after with the villain... Eh, isn't there something wrong with this story..?

aoiharu · Urban
Not enough ratings
16 Chs

Prepare a coffin

"Go away! I don't need a fan like you!" Lu Qingling shrugged her off.

Nie Zhen shamelessly stuck on her shoulder like a chewing gum. "My goddess, my pretty goddess, my kind-hearted goddes, don't be angry!"

"You and your lip service..." Lu Qingling grumbled.

"But you are my goddess. Forever my goddess!" Nie Zhen continued to cajole her friend so as to appease her anger.

Inwardly, she made a mental note to never forget Lu Qingling's status as an actress.

Well, who told you to be a not-so-popular actress, Nie Zhen thought inwardly.

Of course, she would never say this out loud for fear of losing her life.

Lu Qingling rolled her eyes. She could almost hear Nie Zhen dissing her.

"So, how did you meet this dangerous man?" She asked, back to the topic.

As far as she knew Nie Zhen, she never mentioned anything about being acquainted with Li Han. That's why Lu Qingling was shocked when she read the news about Nie Zhen and Li Han.

Hearing Lu Qingling's question, Nie Zhen widened her eyes as her mind flashed back to the event last night.

"Right, it's all your heels' fault! I knew I shouldn't have worn your heels! Your heels almost killed me!"

Lu Qingling blinked. "What's wrong with my heels?"

"I was kicking a can and it slipped off my foot and went flying toward the road. Did your heels forget that they are heels? Why did it suddenly want to become a plane? I almost got hit by a car and die!" Nie Zhen shot her mouth off in complaining tone.

The corner of Lu Qingling's mouth twitched. Plane, your uncle! Who told you to borrow my heels!? How dare you put the blame on my heels instead of blaming your carelessness!

"Seeing you are fine and all, it means you are not being hit by the car. What a shame! You should be hit by that car. Should I push you off the road next time?" Lu Qingling sneered.

Nie Zhen coughed. "Kidding, I'm just kidding." Then she continued her story. "And do you want to know who's the owner of the car? Lo and behold, it's Li Han!"

Lu Qingling furrowed her brows. "Then, how did it go from you being hit by his car to both of you going to the ball together and made the news?"

Then, Nie Zhen was reminded of her shameless remarks back then. Oh my God, did I just call him a thief? No, no, no! I even asked if he was a serial murderer!

The shame!

Remembering that, Nie Zhen really wanted to bang her head on the wall. It was lucky she wasn't killed on the spot!

Then, realization hit her.

"Right, why am I still alive?" Nie Zhen murmured slowly.

"... What?" Lu Qingling asked again as she was not sure what her friend was saying.

Nie Zhen ignored her as she was deep in thought.

Why was she not dead yet?

Based on Lu Qingling's story, Li Han seemed like a ruthless and dangerous person. His temper shouldn't be good. So, why did he let her off even though she was behaving imprudently?

Sneeze on Sunday, your safety seek - for Satan will have you for the rest of the week.

Nie Zhen couldn't help but recall that poems. Damn, did I really jinx myself?

She shuddered.

No way! That's just a superstition. And Li Han did not seem like a Satan!

When she was stopped at the entrance last night, it was because of his influence that she could enter the hall. How could he be Satan?

He also prevented her from doing anything stupid and embarrassing herself. Which part of him was a Satan?

He was anything but Satan!

"That's right, just now you said that he is a villain! Maybe he knew who I am, or perhaps, he knew the rumours about me. He knew that I am a villainess. So, he found me as relatable. That's why he was so kind to me last night!"

All of the sudden, Nie Zhen felt like she had gained enlightenment. So it turned out Li Han didn't kill her because they were the same of people. The villain and the villainess!

Lu Qingling's jaw almost dropped to the ground. She really couldn't understand the brain circuit of the woman named Nie Zhen. Really, how could she arrive at that conclusion? What villain? What villainess? Her mind really worked in a weird way.

"Are you sure he was not planning to take a revenge later? After all, they said revenge is a dish best served cold." Lu Qingling tried to make Nie Zhen thinking logically.

Nie Zhen shook her head. "No, no, no! I remember him saying that he didn't kill random people. After all, we even danced together. He wouldn't touch someone he wants to kill, right?"

After being "enlightened", Nie Zhen became more confident of her conjecture.

After Lu Qingling heard that, her whole face twitched. "What touch? Don't make this even weirder than it originally is!"

Lu Qingling felt like a terrible headache coming while talking to this crazy fellow. Could someone knock some sense on this woman's head?

Help, waiting for some responses online!

"I know! Perhaps I should go and meet him. We should have deep conversations! Maybe we could be a partner in crime! We would be each other strongest back-up!"

Nie Zhen became even excited at the thought. On the other hand, Lu Qingling massaged her temple. She really would be driven crazy with this kind of friend. Should she consider severing their friendship?

"Ugh, please remind me again, why am I friends with you?" Lu Qingling growled.

"Because I am an awesome friend!" Nie Zhen answered simply. "Alright, I need to find out how to contact Li Han. Or I could go and find him directly. I can't wait to make him as my partner!" Nie Zhen's eyes shone brightly.

Lu Qingling was speechless.

Um, where did she get the confidence that Li Han would accept her as his partner?

"Then, talk to you later. I need to make my preparations." Nie Zhen patted Lu Qingling's shoulder and hurried back to her bedroom in a high spirit.

Lu Qingling was truly rendered speechless. She could not even share her view. Her friend already made her own conclusion. An absurd conclusion.

As she hold her forehead, she sighed helplessly.

'Perhaps I should prepare a coffin for her...' She thought. 'Ah, I'm such a great friend!"

Nie Zhen, you will always be remembered. Rest in peace...

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